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81  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: LWKMD!! How Actress Jennifer Eliogu Was Disgraced In Abuja. on: 12-09-2012 12:36 AM
Na wa o...
82  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: "Waka Waka Don Carry Belle" - Please Translate To Correct English [Video] on: 12-09-2012 12:26 AM
The girl wey dey ride men with precaution don dey confuse with Period and Implantation
83  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Video: How Many Girlfriends Should A Guy Have? Nigerian Perspective (Page 5) on: 12-09-2012 12:24 AM
Bunches of pretenders how many girlfriends do you have is now a transferable accusation on the opposite sex abi?
84  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: T.D Jakes’ Daughter, Sarah Henson Ends Her Marriage After 4 Years on: 12-09-2012 12:19 AM
God will helep u my sisita
85  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: 17 Ways To Make A Guy Smile! on: 5-09-2012 12:09 AM
Quote from: just2sexy on 18-01-2010 05:04 PM
Teeco u forget the most important one which is GIVE HIM A GOOD damn WITH ALL THE STYLES.. It keeps him happy.

 Grin Grin Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
86  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Can somebody tell me what's goin on in this picture on: 5-09-2012 12:02 AM
Quote from: FlyMamacita on  3-09-2012 04:24 PM
I go beat am wit hin own stick

 Grin Grin Grin
87  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Video: Nigerian Ladies Agree To Have 4 Boyfriends For Different Purposes on: 4-09-2012 11:29 PM
Quote from: draG9 on  4-09-2012 11:08 AM
Sister na u dey talk like dis? For dis jet age? Food may be d fastest way to a man's heart but d fastest way to his wallet is SEX...these girls r very much aware of dat. The interviewer don't hv to ask dat question...EVERYBODY KNOWS D KOKO Grin

Yeah right  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes And you men are so so Selfish that y'all will release b4 them girls. In fact, your girls never release 5 times a month. That is exactly what these men are doin to these girls. However, none of u men answer the poster: How many Girlfriends did u have? Did u sleep with any of them?
88  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: 10 Basics For A Successful Relationships on: 4-09-2012 03:37 AM
The best I have seen since Gate-mania joined NP!  Wink Wink
89  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: 8 Things That Make Every Woman Insecure in Relationship on: 4-09-2012 03:34 AM
Quote from: Youngstoriez on 16-01-2012 01:54 PM
Wetin be IDk na?

I Don't Know.
90  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: WHAT MAKES A REAL MAN? (Page 3) on: 4-09-2012 03:28 AM
Quote from: Beauti4 on  4-09-2012 03:22 AM
Real man does not pretend. He goes for what he wants after askin God for some directive techniques.  His common sense is a Capitalizational.

Singing: A real man in my egusi dish.
 Rollin on his rider. Tonguing in his chests.
He wants me to be his baby mama, sweetie taster, and a unclad viewer.
He is my policeman. Baby come and arrest mee diSh! 

Any persin wey go steal mee song na artificial u be o... I yam raughin in Japanese. (Akang Nkong nkong...)

Gistmania, come..did u just unclad my lyrics? Shittologist.  Angry Angry
91  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: WHAT MAKES A REAL MAN? (Page 3) on: 4-09-2012 03:22 AM
Real man does not pretend. He goes for what he wants after askin God for some directive techniques.  His common sense is a Capitalizational.

Singing: A real man in my egusi dish.
 Rollin on his rider. Tonguing in his nipples.
He wants me to be his baby mama, sweetie taster, and a naked viewer.
He is my policeman. Baby come and arrest mee diSh! 

Any persin wey go steal mee song na artificial u be o... I yam raughin in Japanese. (Akang Nkong nkong...)
92  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Video: Nigerian Ladies Agree To Have 4 Boyfriends For Different Purposes on: 4-09-2012 02:50 AM
I watched this video 3times and did not hear these mentioned having sex with any of their boyfriend. The interviewer didn't even asked if they are sleepin with these men. So why are some of u men Bla bla blabarizing as if y'all don't hve many gfs with no sex attached. Jeeezzzz...
Anyway, I guess these men ain't doin courtship with them. It also looks like these thinks that money is everything. A serious guy always ask a girl if she is in a serious r/ship or not. Another thought, if u want a girl, then get her, pray and propose marriage to her. She will resign from all these Quan-bank storing of names.
93  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: HELP; My Past Life Is Fast Coming After Me on: 4-09-2012 02:39 AM
Well, I can't judge you. But this is one of d reason some pple can b quick to judge all Nigerian girl bcos of your present story.
 My sister, you need God in your life. You need to ignore Iyke (that's d only way). You need to confess to your husband that you've defiled y'all Marriage Bed.

One more thing, I can't be tempted if I see Iyke...because I have seen worst-handsomeness than Iyke. Is Iyke possess?  Roll Eyes
94  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Wedding Gifts (Page 2) on: 28-08-2012 01:00 AM
Quote from: kelvin500 on 28-08-2012 12:59 AM
hmm...if i getanything i don't want ima send it to the motherless.
so im not rejecting any

HUH. You will send toothpick to the motherless?
95  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: CAPTION THIS : What Is Wrong WIth This Picture??? (Page 4) on: 28-08-2012 12:58 AM
No be small thing
96  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Wedding Gifts on: 28-08-2012 12:51 AM
Quote from: interpo777 on 27-08-2012 08:43 PM
i wouldnt accept my ex gul presenting in the wedding cos she might fall ma hands  that very night Shocked Shocked,

So even in marriage, you still can't break the segxwal bonds btwn you and your ex ba?  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
97  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: IS there truly something Called True Love??? secondly where ar all d good girls on: 28-08-2012 12:01 AM
Quote from: cob-jay-dot on 16-04-2012 05:04 AM
what i mean is someone with all that quality...

Young man are u with half of those attributes u listed above? Life will b sweeter if your partner is 60% positive and and 40% negative. If your girl is God fearing then she has all the above. If she is overweight tell her to reduce it. If she smells bad, tell her to clean up. If she is not gud in kissin teach her. If she laughs in Chinese, understand. If she doesn't keep her nails clean, then tell her. If she is naive or nag, then tell her. If she doesn't know how to cook then teach her.

IT is the heart that matters bcos the more u attracted to some1, the more his/her beauty glows from within. And if u wants her for real, ask God to make her yours!
98  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: You go fear Grammar... (Joke of the Month) on: 27-08-2012 11:51 PM
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin ah u don vex is all the attendant got from his hallelujah point?
99  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: CORRECT MADNESS on: 27-08-2012 11:48 PM
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin hahahahaha ahahahahaha ahahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahahaha.....................
100  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: LETS RECOUNT OUR CHILD-HOOD HABITS (Page 5) on: 27-08-2012 11:43 PM
Quote from: draG9 on 21-08-2012 07:08 PM
bathing in d rain wearing 'bruce lee' pant only (if nt completely unclad)
shouting 'oyibo pepper' wit dip excitement everytime we see a white person
soup pot attacking
playin hide n seek games during moonlight (boju boju)

...many more cnt remember


Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin And whenever we see Hausa man walkin with his nama we'll sing: Nama Sheghe Hausa get away. Nama Sheghe papa nama get away. Until we no longer see him. And whenever we see white dove we'll sing: Cekereke give me my one finger. And b shakin our fingers while singin it. Oh God you're good.
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