Ok....
But in reality, how many girls subscribe to no 1, 4, 5 and 6??

Almost every girl wants a guy with an undepleteable bank account.

 

This is outrageous !!!!
How much did they provide for the flood victims?
Every man shall answer to God, Life doesn't end here.

 

That babe got like 1 Litre of paint on her face.........
No doubt......before you marry your wife, pay her a surprise visit early morning to see her true identity.

Waiting for the day they'll parade our Looting politicians.......the queue will be endless and will have quite a large number of EFCC officials.

Only then will I believe they're working.

*sealed lips*

You go fear construction.

Peeps are getting more creative in the act of concealing stuff.

Damn !!!
You send your child to get School Certificate......they send you Death Certificate !!

God save us all.

Nice !!!!

Na waa ooo !!!

Damn !!!
Just because of N155k??

This is pure wickedness.

It's about time we started waking up.

It think looting penalty should be 50years imprisonment or N500 Million bail out fee.

So intending looters will have cold feet.

And if they have N500 Mil? They'll be charged extra for being in custody of such amount.

Where is their Registration Certificate ??

Everything is possible in 9ja.
Tomorrow, I won't be surprised to read about....RAN..(Ritualists Association of Nigeria).
Or Better still, our politicians should register LAN (Looters Association Of Nigeria)

Ok naaaa.......
Compensation for divorce...!!!

Some guys don't know when to quit.
You mustn't date every girl you ask out.

Imagine if your girl said yes to every guy that asked her out?
You'd probably have 289 Co-Lovers.

Not Interested !!!!

ROTF....

Guy you harsh ooo.......That's Mrs Knowles...(Beyonce's Mother)

Ok??

What next !!

It's either the phone is super massive or the iron is super slim/light.

I don't buy into this.......phones don't have handles.