• Where ladies don't accept flowers for valentine or birthday gift.
• Where lizards go look ur eyeball,nod head say "notin dey happen guy"
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• Where a blind beggar will reject a fake naira note.
•Where Groundnuts are sold in BOTTLES and WATER is sold in SATCHETS.
• Where parents claim they always came first position in school.
• Where You Can Be A Driver For Years Without A 'DRIVER's LICENCE'
• Where the Presidents and other government officials don't know the national anthem.
• Where Gala and Lacasera is d best option wen stuck in hold up.
• Where you are jailed for stealing Maggi and given a chieftancy title for stealing millions and Front row seat in church
• Where we fight for everything
- To gain admission to university
- to get a job and worse still
-to enter a bus!
• Where u are robbed of your phone and the robbers come back for ur Pin code n charger.
• Where you can easily blame your unsuccessfulnes on family members in the village.
• Where generator is a social amenity.
• Where people dey collect change for beggar hand.
• Where igbo men produce Toyota camry jeans and Dr. Dre slippers
• Where the man who had no shoes is the president.
•Where a 60-yr-old grandpa is a National youth leader
•Where citizens are more afraid of Police than Armed robbers.
No Country's craziness is greater than Nigeria's absurdity... Proudly Nigerian.
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