Football vs Sex. 1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE 2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK 3. Condom = GOALKEEPER 4. Condom breaks = PENALTY 5. A gal who talk bad about her ex after sex = SIDE TALK 7. Abortion = RED CARD 8. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN 9. Having sex without a condom = OWN -GOAL 10. Taking a lot of time without cuming = MAN OF THE MATCH. 11.Banging 3 girls in a day= HAT-TRICK. 12. Trying to lure a lady to bed and she gets your plan = SIMULATION 13. Having many Dicks and banging all = MVP(Most valuable Player) 14. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH 15. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL 16. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA TIME. 17. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIRPLAY 18. Biting her nipples/his Dick :sSUAREZ 19.Two legs on shoulder =THROWING. 20. Asking her 'how do you want it' =taking instructions on d sideline. 21. A lady usings pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR 22.Girl being pregnant= Goooooooooaaaaaal.... Pls play by the good rules! |