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1  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / virginity on: 18-08-2008 02:40 PM
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and
says "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiancee thinks I'm a virgin, is there anything you can do to help me"?

After the doctor stopped laughing, he says, "Medically, no, but here's something you can try...on the wedding night, when you're getting ready for bed, take an elastic band and slide it to your upper thigh, when your husband puts it in, snap the elastic band and tell him it's your virginity snapping."

The woman loves this idea, and knows her hubby-to-be will fall for this. They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite. The wife gets ready for bed in the bathroom, slips the elastic band up her leg, finishes preparing and climbs into bed with her man.

Things begin to progress, her hubby "slips it in", she snaps the elastic band, and the hubby asks, "what the *@#% was that?

The wife explains, "oh nothing honey, that was just my virginity snapping".

The husband cries out, "Well snap it again, it's got my balls!!!!"
2  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Traits to show u a dating a typical nigerian girl on: 18-08-2008 02:08 PM
so u,ve neva encounter any positive traits in naija galz Huh? Huh?, maybe u ve neva bin lucky wt dem......... Undecided :-\bt dis is definatly nt applicable 2 all Smiley  Smiley
3  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: wrong email address on: 18-08-2008 01:50 PM
dat ws a 9ice 1............. Grin Grin Grin Grin
4  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: MY BOYFRIEND OF SEVEN AND A HALF YEARS on: 14-08-2008 11:18 AM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on 13-08-2008 06:11 PM
Hi house,

  Please I urgently need your advice. I am 27 years dating a 29 year old. My boyfriend of seven and a half years has just quite the relationship just because I went out with another guy (nothing happened o!) The jist is that my guy has been having affairs with other ladies now for awhile. Our relationship was becoming old and these days i am barely happy when I am with him.Moreover, he has affairs with other ladies and says its out of weakness. Actually, what made me go out with the other guy was that I playfully mentioned to him about this guy that I have been chating with on the internet and my boyfriend beat me up. He later confessed that he did it out of frustration. He says that it reminded him of him and other girls. I am really fed up with the relationship, which was on its way to the alter before now..... Please give your opinion, but don't judge 'cos I do not
For your bf to quit d relatnship jus bcus of a flimsy xcuse Angry Angry Angry 'may' imply dat he is in another relatnship and u gave him d best opportunity 2 turn d blame around, so my advice 2 u galfrnd is 2 stay put, dnt go begging him, am sure if he is really meant to b urs he wil cum back and if nt plsssss move on wt ur life cus u re nt getting younger.
5  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Hot belly dancer on: 14-08-2008 10:25 AM
Isnt she a hottie?
6  Forum / The Buzz Central / Are u addicted to Second Chance? Hop in on: 14-08-2008 09:48 AM
Hey guys i found this website where u can get d full story of our
suspense filled teleseries El Cuerpo del Deseo (Second Chance)
use d link below
http://www.gardenersdaughter.blogspot.com/2007/07/el-cuerpo-del-deseo-second-chance.html
 
hope u like it Cool Cool Cool
7  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: what is don jazzy???? on: 13-08-2008 02:11 PM
Quote from: streetville on 13-08-2008 12:57 PM
thats the stage name,i mean the real name.i used to have a class mate whose surname was elebuwa.
so all dis stress is bcus u wanna knw if don jazzy was ur class mate
do want 2 go into muzic? Huh? Huh? Huh?
jus curious, i bet i'll b glad 2 b ur fan
8  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: 2 Truths and 1 Lie on: 13-08-2008 01:58 PM
Quote from: serene_child on 13-08-2008 01:00 PM
that u never cheated in a relationship is a freaking lie...
i dont av a driver license dats d lie
i av never cheated in relatnship b4 Shocked Shocked Shocked
its either am in or out
u re suppose to post urs afta guessing d lie
9  Forum / Relationships & Romance / 2 Truths and 1 Lie on: 13-08-2008 12:42 PM
Post 2 truths and a lie. Have everyone guess which one is your lie!


Here are mine:

   1. I have driver license
   2. I never cheated in a relationship
   3. I am the fourth born

Can you find the lie?  Huh? Huh? ???Don't think to hard, its a tough one so don't feel bad if you do not get it on your first try. Grin Grin Grin
10  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Men's Craziness on: 13-08-2008 11:38 AM
Quote from: darkocean002 on 12-08-2008 08:37 PM
Quote from: philomena87 on 12-08-2008 08:29 PM
Quote from: darkocean002 on 12-08-2008 08:21 PM
Quote from: Kennee on 12-08-2008 06:45 PM
Too bad, but the thing is, when a guy drives a car, especially in skool, the first thot they get is how to score a new chick, so u guy wey dem go carry na obstacle

is it a taboo for men to help each other? in such situation i mean. when you dont have to put a lady over a guy. girls wont do that believe me.

believe me some will... but i will prefer my fellow female to a man in tis case

see what am talking about.. it hurt when you see a guy like you putting a lady over you.. i know of a guy who is fond of such thing, but the girls would later messing up, not appreciating what he did.. They will even say instead of him helping his fellow dude, cos of honeypot, he fck him guy up
hey dont go worrying ursef Angry Angry and tinkin y its lk dat cuz.........
its a woman's world and i tel der nutin any1 can do abt it Grin Grin Grin
11  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Sex during menstral and pregnancy period. Your opinion! on: 13-08-2008 11:28 AM
sEx during menstral Period.........hell nO, dAts disGusting!!!!!!!!!!
but my man aint gonna starveeeeeeeeeee mII 4 9months jus bcus of ma
protruded tummy! dats wen i need him most
he has 2 show me dat i stil turn him on with or without d bulging tummy Kiss Kiss Kiss Wink
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