A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says, “I have some good news and some bad news.” The man says, “OK, give me the good news first.” The doctor says, “The good news is, you have 24 hours to live.” The man replies, “Oh no! If that’s the good news, then what’s the bad news?” The doctor says, “The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.mmmhhh ur tym į̸̸̨§ off The man...cheeeyaa na die I de oo ehhehehheh
After dipping Akpos three times in water, Bro Peter said to him, "You are now a new creature, your name is no longer Akpos but Paul. From now onwards, You don't eat meat, our church eats only fish!!! On arriving home, Akpos that is now Paul was served jollof rice with enticing chunks of meat, he reflected for a moment, then dipped his meat in water three times and says from now on ur name is FISH...
I nid 2 ask u sumtin dat has kept me sleepless nite n I wnt u 2 b honest wit me.It might b awkward btw us afta dis bt I hav 2 kow how u feel.I hav kept it in mind 4 a while nw bt I tink it's finally time I'll b straight up n jst confront u...I hope dis doesn't run d relatnshp wi already hav.I jst nid 2 knw n I dnt c any other way I culd get over this bt ask.Jst be honest & true dear!...Hw much is cabin biscuit in ur area?.?...hahahahaha(FUNNY
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