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Forum / Family / Re: Marriage wahala |
on: 26-08-2012 10:32 PM
| May God solve your problem for you,but never leave the woman in such condition,this is the time she need you most,especially as she is with baby.With time,your parents will adapt to your predicaments and come to your aids.Pls be with her for God to be with you.Never take serious what ever she does to you.You must be a man,no body ever come to this world without having any problem.It shall be well with you. | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / The cronicle of Proffessor Bingo |
on: 26-08-2012 12:28 PM
| Mr Bingo was a Lagos claiming to be based yeye man.He has disappeared from his Irunmole village for the past 20 years.Unexpectedly the villagers noticed his presence again in the village.They could not wait to asked of his whereabout,mr Bingo,being a cronic liar,he quickly responded that,he left for the city to acquire education just to bring civilization to the poor village.He was accepted.Then people depended on him for everything they dont know about civilized world.He started by using some materials to convince them.Not quiet long,the little grammar brought to prove his materials,turned to become harmful for him ???As the first civilized indigen from the village ,he must prove his mettle for king Ogbori Ikoko to believe him,in the palace,he was asked about his whereabout by the king,he brought out an empty sheet of paper,he handed it to the king that,he couldnt right anything bc,his whereabout is nothing to write home about. he presented a silver spoon to the queen that she should be using it to feed her children bc,they are born with silver spoon,people hailed him,he brought out the heart of cow already roasted,he gave to the king,that he is the heart beat of the village he should be eating only hearts as meats,bc these are city customs, everybody shouted and clapped to cheer him up,further more, he presented a loaf of bread,people taught that,he wanted to feed multitude of people with it just as Jesus did, but the story changed,he informed them that,every family head should be eating bread alone as food, bc they are bread winners,people grumbled.He put a doom to his phyuk up,when he amounced at the palace gathering that,every landlords should always support the front parts of their building with their heads to avoid collapse whenever there is rainfall,everybody rumbled in disagreement,the king Ogbori Ikoko rose up,he calmed them and made it as order that,proffessor Bingo must lead as an example,then he gave him palace arrest,that,he shall remain in palace till when there would be rainfall and he would use his head to support any about to collapse building to rightfully prove himself beyond reasonable doubts.Knowing this as a death trap for him,proff Bingo finally struggled back his way to where he came from..Proudness the vivid sign to downfall. | | |
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Forum / Politics / Re: Wife of Church Gen. Overseer Gets Impregnated by a Young Pastor, Seeks Divorce |
on: 26-08-2012 08:01 AM
| ???Is it not true that,most of our churches have now become hotels where illegal sex is been practised.No wonder,a house of God where woman is a leader,what do you expect,na house of devil in disguise be that.May God safe nigeria from churches founders who will never disallow dancing of males and females.Man can never be wiser than his Creator, God. Shameful | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / A Clever disobedient pastor. |
on: 25-08-2012 11:11 PM
| few years ago......here is my ordeals.Pastor Ganjamania was a renown mad persons' healer, his prayer place was on mont kilimanjairo.Behind his power were evil spirits and oracles of the mont,nemesis caught up with him one black carpet day,a mad man,mr Benson, alias Marijuana,a 40 yr old madness with age of 50,insisted to be carried to kilimanjairo for prayer.Unknown to pastor Ganja,all his power sources had gone on long term recess.When the prayer worriors' fire revival was going on amidst strange incantations,Mr Benson helped himself up from his knees,as pastor Ganja never disobey his policy of keeping his two frog eyes half closed ;)The act which is tantamont to disobedient to holy ghost laws of thightly closing two eyes during prayers,that was why he quickly noticed the actions of mr Benson,immediately the mad man drew his jack knife and surged forward to bury it in the pastor's belle,to put an end to his phyuk up ,he jumped and vanished into the bush.Marijuana ended up maiming other pastor who were eyes thightly closed pastor Ganjamania was charged to court for being unfaithful to holy ghost wonderfully,he was discharged and acquited for his claims that,as the fire revival was escalating,he received a voice message from heaven that,he should put his eyes ajar because a miracle was about to happen and as a fool at 40 is a fool forever,likewise a mad at 40 could be mad forever. | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / A Clever disobedient pastor. |
on: 25-08-2012 11:08 PM
| few years ago......here is my ordeals.Pastor Ganjamania was a renown mad persons' healer, his prayer place was on mont kilimanjairo.Behind his power were evil spirits and oracles of the mont,nemesis caught up with him one black carpet day,a mad man,mr Benson, alias Marijuana,a 40 yr old madness with age of 50,insisted to be carried to kilimanjairo for prayer.Unknown to pastor Ganja,all his power sources had gone on long term recess.When the prayer worriors' fire revival was going on amidst strange incantations,Mr Benson helped himself up from his knees,as pastor Ganja never disobey his policy of keeping his two frog eyes half closed ;)The act which is tantamont to disobedient to holy ghost laws of thightly closing two eyes during prayers,that was why he quickly noticed the actions of mr Benson,immediately the mad man drew his jack knife and surged forward to bury it in the pastor's belle,to put an end to his phyuk up ,he jumped and vanished into the bush.Marijuana ended up maiming other pastor who were eyes thightly closed pastor Ganjamania was charged to court for being unfaithful to holy ghost wonderfully,he was discharged and acquited for his claims that,as the fire revival was escalating,he received a voice message from heaven that,he should put his eyes ajar because a miracle was about to happen and as a fool at 40 is a fool forever,likewise a mad at 40 could be mad forever. | | |
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Forum / Religion / Re: Chris Oyakhilome Builds Self-Appraisal Billboard With Church Tithe and Offering (Page 4) |
on: 24-08-2012 11:31 PM
| is better to buy private jet, than use huge amount of money to sponsor boko haram . muslems er blood sucking demons looking for blood to suck every where.,.he but private jet, accepted.............. but he didn,t use it to destoy like ur fellow boko haram. hell is waiting for those muslem who believes in killing . their rewards in hell is 75 imbecile see the maggots you vomit little kid,dont worry,na your age de worry you,thats enough to make you beat about the bush.You never know that,christians are bokos trying to stigmatise islam,pls wake up kid.Ok | | |
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Forum / Religion / BREAKING NEWS: Christianity is the genuine way. |
on: 24-08-2012 03:17 AM
| ::)Dont you be suprised,when I say christianity is the genuine way! You need to do so because its uncommon of me.My people when i think over the past and present days of both Islam and christianity,I was forced to go through the world records and histories of both religions.Here are my results derived.(1)when I consider the religions' fundations,i realised that,islam by name and practises is brought by God himself through Angel gabriel to prophet Muhammed peace be upon him,to his followers and its taught by God through the prophet to his followers,but in contradictory,christianity is not brought by God or named by Him and also not by Jesus.It was brought and named by none followers of Jesus during his life time but surfaced to have repented after Jesus' departure in order to create rivals for the next prophet pronounced by Jesus as comforter etc, before his departure. (2) All the practises in islam are categorically stated in quran eg salat,pilgrimage to mecca,etc while going to jerusalem and clapping hands and others are not given in the bible, meaning christians only follow their wishes.(3) islam has bonafide or concrete methods of worshiping God,like ablusion and other ways of spiritual cleansen including same ways of practising.But christianity has no any approaching method or way of worship or say, it totally lack acts of salvation to God.Its all about praying,singing,dancing,clapping and merry making.(4)islam is a religion that directs all human conciousness on earth and in heaven towards God alone.While in opposite term,christianity is directing all human feelings towards human being by falsefully identifying Jesus as their god instead of God Himself.Thereby praying to Jesus instead of God.(6) churches are only meant to be money making ventures while mosques are only for God salvation.(7) jealous of islam for its outstanding ways of God's salvations and as the best way of living has made christianity to right from the olden days, formed blood thirsty homicidal crusaders who specialised in murder and the groups have been perishing muslim nations citizens and other parts of the worlds up till now by methamorphoses into different disguised groups.For example they are USA FORMED NATO forces,Allied forces,ALCAEDA and bokos in Nigeria,the last duo pretending to be fighting for islam in order to stigmatise islam knowing fully well that they have wrecked harvoc on islam and its people in the past.They are doing that in Bokos and Alcaedas in order to continue their evil campaigns on islam.They only forget that the owner of islam who is the God Himself guides it.Nomatter their pressures,islam shall continue spreading. My friends, have you now see it that,with all points and severals you may come across are the vivid reasons proven that, christianity is the genuine way by which satans are wagging wars against the religion of peace,islam. Christianity a regret to mankind. | | | |