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1  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: I bought a G string pant 4............Its that a crime? on: 18-01-2009 10:00 AM
maybe her boyfriend or nobody had introduced to her something of that nature and she could't hesitate to reject the gift cos she wants to feel the impact of G-string
2  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Women aint Satisfied with SEX!!! on: 18-01-2009 09:31 AM
One day, a man was making love with his house girl when his wife left for market. then the man said to the girl "you are so sweet", the girl replied, Oga no be only you don talk am oh, even the gateman talk am say i sweet pass MADAM. ***
3  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: DBANJ AND 2FACE IDIBIA WHO IS HOTTER on: 1-01-2009 12:08 AM
D banj style is too BOMBFUL n will always pull crowd wereas 2faz mostly rely on other artist to get promoted
4  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Where is d best place You'll like to visit on: 18-12-2008 07:07 PM
i definitly would pitty all those who have choosen heaven first cos they must die and would not enjoy the paradise on earth.

i love to visite the PALM ISLAND in Dubai.Heaven should be my last place of enjoyment.
5  Forum / Religion / Re: Is betting a sin? on: 13-12-2008 01:28 PM
betting is a sin......it's a floating and unstable nonsense act,

it makes someone converting his neighbours belonging to add to his own
6  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: LABELED ME!!! on: 7-12-2008 01:58 AM
hi gurls, is that surpose to be d meaning of "labeled u"Huh?Huh??
7  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Catapult!!! on: 7-12-2008 12:10 AM
na wa ooooh. dis author just finish gurls 4 dis joke oh. if i be gurl i go vex stop 2 de hang G-string 4 my waist bcos e don get another function(i.e. to de carry am shoot bird 4 beach)
8  Forum / Relationships & Romance / LABELED ME!!! on: 6-12-2008 11:52 PM
"i ve labeled u" was d word she said.

there was dis gurl i new on phone. how dos it comes.

i one day had a call on my cell and told her it was a wrong number actually it was. 2 minutes later i realizes dis gurl sound so sweet and called, we spoke smootly and d both of us fell in love Cool.

she then came with her friend d day she desided to visit me, although she was beautiful but her friend seems more and falls so cheap. she started by blending her eyes on me. it was free 4 her 2 speak her mind on a joint wen her friend escuses 2 free herself.

and she cought us redhanded and said "i ve labeled u" then left so  Sad
9  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Catapult!!! on: 5-12-2008 03:46 PM
hmmmmm!!!!! E be like the way una dey reply this joke all of una know wetin this catapult (G-string) mean oh! No be the catapult wey we dey take shoot bird. That kind capault no fit shoot stone oh. Maybe condom!!!!!!!!!!!lol
10  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Police on calculation on: 29-11-2008 05:56 AM
e be like say every body we don read dis joke na POLICE dem be, otherwise all of them de jump for my neck say i don reveal thier future plane.
11  Forum / Naijapals / Re: DO I LOOK NIGERIAN TO U? on: 29-11-2008 05:49 AM
yes, if she knows she is from Nigeria or wants to claim Nigeria, she should go and tear her into 2 as the yorubas do.
12  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Where is d best place You'll like to visit on: 22-11-2008 09:11 AM
i will adaptedly love anywwhere u volunteer to take me to, otherwise "Tinapa resourt"
13  Forum / Naijapals / Re: DO I LOOK NIGERIAN TO U? on: 22-11-2008 08:45 AM
I doubt if that is ur true pic up there, if it is then u are an Ethiopian stop claiming Nigeria ooooooh LoL
14  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: nipple and apple on: 22-11-2008 08:16 AM
e good mak person clear him mind for wetin he get fillings for, like OREZO
15  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: DROP ONE!!! on: 22-11-2008 07:58 AM
na wowwwwwwwww!!!! Grin

if person don lie fron village pass local govt. come reach state
e mean say he go soon graduate as a professor of lie for federal level oooooooooooh. LoL
16  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Meaning of ABCDEFG on: 22-11-2008 07:47 AM
Naijapals people, una too sabi book oooooooooo!!!! LoL

wetin no get meaning go get mean. Grin
17  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Police on calculation on: 22-11-2008 04:13 AM
recently, Mr. IG of police summon de kporofut working under him

As most ministers and musicians don buy private jets like dbanj, very soon
every body go buy one. we no go de get money from check points agian.

una see those pillers wey we wont use biuld NETWORK MASK for okuntala branch?
we go suspend dat project, then use am biuld TOWER CHECK POINT for jets and
even the birds flying up there must pay.

they must pay oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
18  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? on: 22-11-2008 03:43 AM
dat one na only ur 1st experience ooo. now how u see am?.
19  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: U GO LAUGH TILL UR BELLY BUST on: 22-11-2008 02:58 AM
abeg make u free me ooo!!! Huh?
20  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: U GO LAUGH TILL UR BELLY BUST on: 22-11-2008 02:45 AM
na wa 4 naija people ooo. them say make una laugh, una don turn back de fight una self.

abi e bi like say gen2esther don like funkyking o!!!
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