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1  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Don't mind †ђξ dirty mind on: 26-04-2013 03:09 PM
THE WAY THE STORY GOES...

The woman  entered the room, and with a smile teasing her full lips, she sank  into the comfort of the plush chair in the corner.
The handsome  stranger turned, having sensed her approach.
Locking his  steely grey eyes on hers, he moved slowly toward her,his experienced gaze  measuring her, hypnotizing her with his soft murmurs of assurance.
He got on his knees before her and without a word, smoothly released her from  her constraining attire. With a sigh of surrender, she allowed his foreign hands to unleash her bare flesh.
He expertly guided her through this tender, new territory, boldly taking her to heights she had never dared to dream of, his movements deliberate, confident in his ability to satisfy her every need.
Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire that had gone unfulfilled for so long. And, just as it seemed that ecstasy was within  her grasp, he paused, and for one heart-stopping moment,
she thought, "It's  too big! It will never fit!"
Then, with a sudden rush, it slid into place as if it had been made only for her.
As pleasure and contentment washed over  her, she met his steady gaze, tears of gratitude shining in her  eyes.
And he knew it wouldn't be long before she returned.
Oh, yes,  this woman would want more. She would want to do it again and again and  again... they all would......

DON'T YOU JUST LOVE SHOPPING FOR SHOES?
2  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: IRoN YOUR dResS (Page 7) on: 26-04-2013 01:25 AM
Quote from: chummyli on  3-04-2013 08:23 PM
Immitator Roll Eyes
Immitator Roll Eyes
3  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: wahala on: 26-04-2013 01:13 AM
Sounds like fish Roll Eyes
4  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: hoihoihoihoi... on: 3-04-2013 11:38 AM
 Grin Cheesy nice one Wink
5  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: IRoN YOUR dResS (Page 7) on: 3-04-2013 11:29 AM
Quote from: emejuru on 31-03-2013 12:46 PM
For wetin ?
more  Undecided boo
FƠ̴̴̴̴͡я̲̅ wetin ?
More Undecided boo
6  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: NEWBIE SYNDROME... (Page 2) on: 30-03-2013 09:46 PM
 Cool
7  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Nigerian police sha! on: 30-03-2013 09:43 PM
 Roll Eyes Undecided Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Undecided
8  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: oops, I can't help laffin! on: 30-03-2013 09:40 PM
 Cheesy Grin Cheesy
9  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: IRoN YOUR dResS (Page 6) on: 30-03-2013 09:37 PM
Quote from: zeigbo on 30-03-2013 04:08 PM
Shocked
.  Hmmm... Ƴȭџ see ghost...?!
10  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: NEWBIE SYNDROME... on: 29-03-2013 04:43 PM
Lol... ♍γ̲̣̣̥ joke Ȋ̝̊̅ڪ so funny...
11  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / NEWBIE SYNDROME... on: 29-03-2013 09:26 AM
Newbie syndrome Ȋ̝̊̅ڪ a condition where by an eminent personnel types a joke while †ђξ followers say †ђξ following
PB4»perfected brain 4
Waka»winner always kill Ãήϑ apathetic
Pass»person always so sexy
12  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: IRoN YOUR dResS on: 27-03-2013 07:35 PM
Finally ℓ̊'m back
13  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: seeing is believing lol. on: 27-03-2013 07:33 PM
♍γ̲̣̣̥ oga at †ђξ top
14  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / AKPORS... who killed ABEL!! on: 19-12-2012 11:47 PM
Before an apptitude oral test, Mr Amos the
C.R.k teacher has informed the whole class
that they shd go and read their bible for the
test.
Dat  day as Mr Amos comes in all the
pupils stand to greet him except akpors who was nt in school wen d announcement was made
and he was trying to copy his note so as to meet
up with wat he has missed.
The following conversation goes
during the
test.

Mr Amos: Adamu!! I kno dat u'v fully prepard 4 my test.
Oh! Hav ur seats! Hav ur seats!!.
Now let's
begin. Plz kno whisperin and if u hear ur
name just stand up,ok?!

Class: yes, uncle!.

Mr Amos: Paul stand up!
What is the first book of
the new testament? Paul: Matthew.
Mr Amos: correct! Clap for him.

Mr Amos: ok umaru,
the first man on the earth is?
Umaru: d ansa is
Anobi Adam(asale tu wasalam).
Mr Amos: Which version of the bible
did u see
that?
Umaru: i used my koran wen no 1 is ready to
lend me their bible.
Mr Amos: Good. I luv dat.
As he was sayin diz, he saw akpors doin sumtin
else so he cald him to answer his question

Mr Amos: Who Killed Abel?

Mr Amos: akpors oya
stand Up! U'r doin sumtin else wen
d test is goin on abi?! Ok then!
Who killed Abel?
Akpors: uncle, i do not come to sch since last
week, which one be who killed abel?

Mr Amos: wil u keep quiet? I say wu killed Abel?

Akpors: (crying) uncle abeg i will talk truth.
Abel
 lives at our street bt sinc dat day  i told
him i will kill him
if i stil see him 4
sch d nxt day, since
then ℓ̊'ve not seen him.
No be me kil Abel.
I kno say na Paul go tel u
say na me. E dey dat day wey we fight.

Mr Amos: oh God! Simpl question, wu kild
Abel?

Akpors: (stil cryin) no be me kill abel ooo.
Abel don die?
Ewooo
15  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / I PROMISE... I WON'T LAUGH... on: 19-12-2012 07:54 PM
Conversation between a nurse and a patIent

"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse, "I'm a professional. In over 20 years, I've never laughed at a patient."
"Ok then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. In length and width it was the same size as a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle but it just came out. Feeling very badly that she laughed at the mans penis, she composed herself as well as she could.
"I'm so sorry," she said, "I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's phyuking swollen"

~the nurse fainted from laughing
16  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: seeing is believing lol. on: 11-10-2012 07:48 PM
Quote from: ExpertTbright on  6-10-2012 01:14 PM
Roll Eyes
can I help Ƴȭџ?
17  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: seeing is believing lol. on: 11-10-2012 07:46 PM
Quote from: Striker1245 on  6-10-2012 10:21 AM
Na u i go vote
thanks dude...
18  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / BOKO HARAM VS ALUU akpors chhoose one!!! LOL!!! on: 11-10-2012 07:23 PM
The akpors of naija pals choose one abeg...
B
O
K
O

H
A
R
A
M


 Versus


A
L
U
U
.....
19  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Interesting on: 11-10-2012 07:11 PM
Mtceeeeeewww
20  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: wey aunty deff? on: 10-10-2012 09:34 PM
Hahahahaha
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