My real name is "OME IHE UKWU". I have a beautiful daughter of 25 years. And she is domesticated,well trained and presentable. And am ready to offer N10 million to anybody  that will be able to win her heart and take to the altar. But my offer is conditional. The conditions as follows: (1) The man must love her like himself. (2) He must not stay late outside. (3) He must not over drink alcohol. (4) He must not be too authoritative. (5) He must not beat her. (6) He must not look at another woman passionately. (7) He must be hygenic. ( He must be God-fearing man. (9) He must be serious with his business. (10) He must be able to read,write,speak and understand English very well. Thanks. Wait!!! I almost forgot. I haven't told you. She is crippled.

Ur own don soak  palmwine.

3 naija men made up of hausa, yoruba & igbo were invited to a wedding ceremony in Canan when Jesus turned water into wine. When others present were praising God for the wonderful work of Jesus, our naija men were busy planning how to take advantge of the miracle. Hausa man was so disappointed and he quickly walk up to Jesus and said: kai aboki na! Why i no turn am for kunu or zobo? Immediately yoruba man came in and said to Jesus:  Aaaaa jesuuu! You for consider shekpe na or star shine shine bobo. At this point, the real Igbo man came in and said to Jesus:  Jesus my brother. No mind them. This na big opportunity for me and you. God don answer our prayer. You go be producer and i go be distributor. And we go make much money. How you see am? If you be Jesus, wetin you for tell am?    

Boyz! Pls don't play with a girl's heart.

Jeofrey, i must commend u for being truthful. True forgiveness is from God, but don't commit such again.

God's kingdom, the only solution to all our woes! (DANIEL 2:44).

One more question: how many boy lovers have u had since u started ur ministration? Ans pls!

May be na gambia female footballers play wit dem.

No musician will ever serve as a role-model to me. Enjoyment of sin!

Party! party! party! all the time. How many times do they pray to God or read the bible each day? People of Noah's day! 

Na wa o!

THANKS Teacher.

Girls be kind & useful to yourself pls. Prostitution is no work. It's inhumanity to oneself. If u are in this b/c of condition, pls call 08185102667 and i will be glad to help u.

I pity the poor masses!

What's my own?

Na dem sabi