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1  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: BEAUTIFUL DIVORCE on: 27-05-2012 03:26 PM

nyc write up, u got talent dude.... kip it up
2  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: BUYING MONKEYS. on: 21-11-2008 11:23 AM
Quote from: habzee on 21-11-2008 10:43 AM
Once upon a time, in a place overrun with monkeys, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.

The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest, and started catching them.

The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, they became harder to catch, so the villagers stopped their effort.

The man then announced that he would now pay $20 for each one. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. But soon the supply diminished even further and they were ever harder to catch, so people started going back to their farms and forgot about monkey catching.

The man increased his price to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so sparse that it was an effort to even see a monkey, much less catch one.

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys for $50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf.

While the man was away the assistant told the villagers, "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has bought. I will sell them to you at $35 each and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each."

The villagers rounded up all their savings and bought all the monkeys.

They never saw the man nor his assistant again, and once again there were monkeys everywhere.

Now you have a better understanding of how the stock market works.
 Wink

i guess u are the monkey buyer!
3  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: looking for new pals on: 20-11-2008 10:04 AM
Quote from: laura4frnds on 19-11-2008 10:48 PM
Quote from: miami on 19-11-2008 10:36 AM
Quote from: laura4frnds on 19-11-2008 08:31 AM
hello guys i am laura from port harcourt nigeria. looking to make new frnds guys can call me via this number 08036538662. expecting your calls, and text messages

well for yah all to know i am a girl, and hey where the hell did u say u know me

wrong language 4 some1 who is looking 4 a frnd...
4  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: what part of ur body do u cherish most? on: 19-11-2008 03:48 PM
Quote from: omote on 19-11-2008 01:12 PM
I LOVE EVERY PART OF MY BODY ESPECIALLY MY FACE.I LOVE KIND HEARTED GUYS

omote, mavo
5  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: i am pregnant on: 19-11-2008 12:50 PM
Quote from: Aeiyeah on 18-11-2008 03:54 PM
i ave got dis awesome guy i am dating.aldo we been dating in just six weeks.it seems like i ave known him all my life.well d koko of dis confession is dat i am 2 weeks preganant for him nd yh i am just gonna abort it.but is it d ryt thing to do?? even tho i know fully well i aint ready to ave a baby cuz i ave got my skool nd a bright future ahead.pple i am just 16!!!!!


kini bigdeal  Grin Grin Grin
6  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: looking for new pals on: 19-11-2008 10:36 AM
Quote from: laura4frnds on 19-11-2008 08:31 AM
hello guys i am laura from port harcourt nigeria. looking to make new frnds guys can call me via this number 08036538662. expecting your calls, and text messages

hi laura, i think i know ya... where u at baker atlas somtime ago
7  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: strictly for the guys... on: 19-11-2008 10:32 AM
Quote from: femmie9 on 13-11-2008 10:56 PM
yes.

 if she s respectful despite the age difference n she respests my opinion also wen we need to take decisions not putting age first,i am matured enough to handle her,if she doesnt ave any reservations abt it.if she s not thinking maybe i want to take an advantage of her to achieve something as that is the case most times becos i ave to protect my integrity n my person.

u ar d man of the year...
8  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: The F*U*C*K list on: 18-11-2008 11:18 AM
Quote from: eagleseyez on 18-11-2008 11:02 AM
Quote from: miami on 18-11-2008 10:21 AM
Quote from: eagleseyez on 17-11-2008 07:56 PM
Quote from: miami on 17-11-2008 05:03 PM
Quote from: eagleseyez on 17-11-2008 04:31 PM
how culd u f**kin say f**k ur ex's parents, did they f**kin deny u a f**kin wife?
u sound like her f**kin brother, the list continues...
**** you

u ar F**kin insane, u better get ur F**kin act straight. Mother F**ker







oooops!!!!, this f**kin dude sounds f**kin heartbroken.  accept ma f**kin sympathy






sup retard, am sure u f**kin dnt want ur skinny f**kin ass whooped....go get a f**kin life bitch ass
ooohh am so scared, come get me F**kin vamp
9  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: The F*U*C*K list on: 18-11-2008 10:21 AM
Quote from: eagleseyez on 17-11-2008 07:56 PM
Quote from: miami on 17-11-2008 05:03 PM
Quote from: eagleseyez on 17-11-2008 04:31 PM
how culd u f**kin say f**k ur ex's parents, did they f**kin deny u a f**kin wife?
u sound like her f**kin brother, the list continues...
**** you

u ar F**kin insane, u better get ur F**kin act straight. Mother F**ker







oooops!!!!, this f**kin dude sounds f**kin heartbroken.  accept ma f**kin sympathy
10  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: The F*U*C*K list on: 17-11-2008 05:03 PM
Quote from: eagleseyez on 17-11-2008 04:31 PM
how culd u f**kin say f**k ur ex's parents, did they f**kin deny u a f**kin wife?
u sound like her f**kin brother, the list continues...
**** you
11  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: The F*U*C*K list on: 17-11-2008 04:06 PM
aish, ignor the fellas, i think you have a great one there, here is my list:
**** my boss
**** monday mornings
**** my ex & her family....... great one aish...
12  Forum / Relationships & Romance / strictly for the guys... on: 13-11-2008 08:38 PM
Hi guys,
Lets be honest here, can u marry a lady that is older than u with (say) 2 years, if yes give good reasons apart from the fact that u guys might be in love. if No, give reasons apart from the age difference. chaow.
13  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Why do men cheat? on: 29-10-2008 06:04 PM
its a natural phenomenom, it just like asking  why do birds fly, undastand?
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