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121  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Microsoft Looking for New Chairman on: 3-11-2009 05:20 PM
doche...dats y am omatseye....lol
122  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Getting tricky with words !!!! on: 3-11-2009 06:56 AM
helox
123  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Microsoft Looking for New Chairman on: 3-11-2009 06:46 AM
na wa oooo...
wen will dis war be over
124  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Microsoft Looking for New Chairman on: 2-11-2009 05:03 PM
iraq and iran or abi iraq and usa
125  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Microsoft Looking for New Chairman on: 2-11-2009 02:54 PM
tanx guys
126  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Chat Up Lines on: 1-11-2009 11:03 AM
helox
127  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: a-z of ex girlfriends on: 1-11-2009 09:06 AM
hello...babe
128  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Microsoft Looking for New Chairman on: 1-11-2009 08:42 AM
many tanx to all my pals
129  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Microsoft Looking for New Chairman on: 30-10-2009 06:22 PM
ok...tanks....just2sexy
130  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Microsoft Looking for New Chairman on: 30-10-2009 05:16 PM
tanx...babe
131  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Microsoft Looking for New Chairman on: 30-10-2009 05:00 PM
Trust Naijas - you can’t beat us.

 

 



 

 

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for 

Microsoft Europe. Five thousand candidates assembled in a large room. 

One candidate is Ayodele a Nigeria guy.

 

Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who 

Do not know Java program to leave. Two thousand candidates leave the 

Room. Ayodele says to himself, "I do not know JaVa but I have nothing 

To lose if I stay. I'll give it a try."

 

Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing 

More than 100 people to leave. Two thousand leave the room. Ayodele 

says to himself "I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing 

To lose if I stay. What can happen to me?" So he stays.

 

Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas 

To leave. Five hundred people leave the room. Ayodele says to himself, 

"I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?" So he stays in the 

Room.

 

Lastly, Bill gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serb-Croatian 

to leave. Four hundred ninety-eight candidates leave the room. Ayodele 

says to himself, "I do not speak one word of Serb - Croatian but what 

do I have to lose?" So he stays and finds himself with one other 

candidate. Everyone else has gone.

 

Bill Gates joined them and said, "Apparently you are the only two 

candidates who speak Serb - Croatian, so I'd now like to hear you have 

a conversation together in that language."

 

Calmly, Ayodele turns to the other candidate and says, "Wahala wa o!" 

The other candidate answers "O gaju o!"

 

132  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: trip 2 saudi arabia on: 30-10-2009 01:46 PM
nice 1
133  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Somali man 112 years old man weds girl of 17 years on: 30-10-2009 07:28 AM
DIS IS MADNESS
134  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: ballon yoghurt on: 29-10-2009 03:22 PM
nice 1
135  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Bravo Moderator on: 29-10-2009 07:26 AM
NA WA OOOO
136  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: The son of a bitch on: 28-10-2009 01:57 PM
tanx man,,,....
137  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: The son of a bitch on: 28-10-2009 12:12 PM
PLS TAKE IT EASY...DOSHE
138  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: The great Socrates on: 28-10-2009 11:14 AM
nice 1
139  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: 101 Ways To Annoy People on: 28-10-2009 10:49 AM
cool
140  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Some Similarities (For Lunch Hour) on: 28-10-2009 08:39 AM
gud 1...keep it up ok...
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