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1  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Am scared on: 29-12-2011 02:11 PM
Just keep running
2  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: MAIDUGURI ON FIRE. bombing in 3D on: 11-11-2011 11:35 AM
madness Angry Angry Angry
3  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: WHY? on: 12-10-2011 07:51 PM
4  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Your Hair Smells Nice. on: 22-09-2011 10:22 AM
 Grin Grin Grin
5  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / A LETTER FROM DAUGHTER TO FATHER STEPHEN 3... on: 9-08-2011 03:47 PM
A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to
see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy.

Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the
pillow. It was addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened
the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:- Huh? Huh? Huh?

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm
leaving home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Emeka because I
wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.

I've been finding real passion with Emeka and he is so nice to me. I
know when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all his
piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the
passion Dad, I'm pregnant and Emeka said that he wants me to have the
kid and that we can be very happy together. Kiss Kiss Kiss

Even though Emeka is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these
days is it? ), and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand
in the way of our relationship, don't you agree? Angry Angry Angry

Emeka has a great CD collection; he already owns a Room in the
woods. It's true he has other girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in
his own way. He wants to have many more children with me and that's
now one of my dreams too. Huh? Huh? Huh?

Emeka taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be
growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the
cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science
will find a cure for AIDS so Emeka can get better; he sure deserves
it!! Shocked Shocked Shocked

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know
your grandchildren. Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

Your loving daughter,

At the bottom of the page were the letters " PTO".

Hands still trembling,  Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassedher father turned the sheet, and read:


Dad, none of the above is true Grin Grin Grin. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I
just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my
report card that's in my desk center drawer. Please sign it and call
when it is safe for me to come home.

I love you!

Your loving daughter,

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin 

6  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: What do people in nigeria take people in aboard for? on: 9-08-2011 02:56 PM
out of here
7  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: SMALL BUT MIGHTY... on: 5-08-2011 10:31 AM
Quote from: sexsyguy on  3-08-2011 05:29 PM
Quote from: giftmurphy on  2-08-2011 08:23 PM

everything interesting


You look like ONE Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed
8  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: SMALL BUT MIGHTY... on: 2-08-2011 02:51 PM
Quote from: josiahlawson on  2-08-2011 12:36 PM
good 1

Thanks Bro.  Grin Grin Grin
9  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: I Hope U Read This on: 2-08-2011 10:58 AM
 Huh? Huh? Huh?
10  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Birthday cake on: 2-08-2011 10:57 AM
 Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
11  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Predict on: 2-08-2011 10:49 AM
12  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: SMALL BUT MIGHTY... on: 2-08-2011 10:46 AM
nO BE SMALL THING JARE... Kiss Kiss Kiss
13  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / SMALL BUT MIGHTY... on: 2-08-2011 10:39 AM
A 12yr old boy was accused of rape in court; his lady lawyer holds his wee-wee saying, 'Ur honour, can this rape?' The boy whispers, 'don’t shake it, we will lose the CASE'
14  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: GLAD TO BE DRUNK on: 11-07-2011 03:02 PM
What ever u make me laugh Grin Grin Grin
15  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Ibrahim Babangida visited a school to campaign. on: 6-07-2011 01:57 PM
Oh my Dayo :'( :'( :'(
16  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: stupid answer on: 6-07-2011 09:56 AM
nice Shocked Shocked Shocked
17  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: I WANT TO FEEL LIKE A WOMAN on: 5-07-2011 04:15 PM
 :'( :'( :'(
18  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: hp it lightens up ur day on: 5-07-2011 04:11 PM
i dont think i can read this wahala Angry Angry Angry
19  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: A good House Wife on: 4-07-2011 05:28 PM
 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
20  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Everyone is good at something.... on: 28-06-2011 10:28 AM
What the fu*k are you taking about Huh? Huh? Huh?
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