No wonder u dey lead frm behind... 

Oga, this ur boo don become one too many... he dey gi me headache. 

Bia, u no dey tire to dey boo? Agbaya ten kobo.

who be ur angel, abi u smoke weed? 

Smh... 

ok ma... 

Poster, That ur answer is wrong. The correct answer na Chummyli. 

I swear...

  u need to see as the tin take open for my phone... Hin head be like pawpaw.

 

yeye post 

When u no gree upgrade ur phone... this new site no dey work with shinko phone. 

meaning?  

meaning? 

There should be a law against pb4Ism walahi... 

No be small somethin o my sister... these newbeans sef... 

he be like say they don bring am back o, I dey see green tHis mornin instead of that ragamuffin blue...

So how that tittle con take correspond with this joke now? 

A man ordered for a voice automated car that does anything he tells it to do.He got the car and started sending it on errands. He was not able to go out on aday, his wife told him to tell thecar to go and pick the children from school because she was tired. The man agreed.
Man: Car, go and bring my children from school. The car went and never came back after forty minutes, and the school's walk takes just thirty minutes by leg.
Two hours later and no car so the man dressed up about to go to the police station. He and his wife stood outside when they saw thecar coming with overload. The car parked right in front of them and said "These are your children sir" In the car was their Landlady's two daughters, their choirmistress two sons, his wife's best friend's daughter, their pastor's son and their neigbours two sons"
Wife: Don't tell me these are all your children.
Husband: Tell me why your children are not inside?