A Japanese tourist hailed Akpors' taxi in Nigeria and asked to be taken to the Ahmadu Bello Airport. On the way, a car zoomed by and the tourist said to Akpors: "Oh! Toyota - Made in Japan! Very fast!" Not too long afterward, another car flew by the taxi: "Oh! Nissan - Made in Japan! Very fast!" Yet another car zipped by, and the tourist said, "Oh! Mitsubishi - Made in Japan! Very fast!" Akpors, who is 100% Nigerian, was starting to get a little annoyed that the Japanese made cars were passing his taxi when another car passed the taxi as they were turning into the airport. "Oh! Honda - Made in Japan! Very fast!" Akpors stopped the car, pointed to the meter, and said, "That'll be 5000 naira ." The tourist exclaimed "5000 naira? It was short ride! Why so much?" Akpors gave the man his most wicked laugh and replied, "Meter - Made in Nigeria. Very fast! Abeg pay me jor!"
Stella Obasanjo died and went to heaven ,as she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw huge wall of clocks behind her. She asked, "What are all those clocks?" St Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you tell a lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said Stella, "whose clock is that?" "That's Bishop Ajayi Crowther's. The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie." "Incredible," said Stella. "And whose is that one?" St Peter responded, "That's Nnamdi Azikwe's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Zik told only two lies in his entire life." "Where is my husband Obasanjo's clock?" asked Stella."Obasanjo's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan because of its speed".
Someone tell me say dem don ban am simply bcos him post topic wey dem don post b4...I mean does that make any sense?..Nigerians wit their over do and over sabi,well I just dey thank God say no b only nigeria b d country wey dey dis planet I swear we 4 dey suffer pass dis...I mean if someone posted a topic that's been posted b4 d post should b removed immediately...are u people looking 4 more members or u want to reduce d members on naijapals?so let us kno wich one u guys want to do so we can find our level...so do u guys kno anyone that he's or her job on dis site is too ban people ? I kno say no job 4 naija so no b their fault...
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