if you stalk me i lead u to a dark alley and rape you real rough. how on earth will a girl stalk a guy.i will give you the roughest sex you boyfriend forgot to give you before you broke up with him phyuk that!!!.

appreciated, you are welcome i wish u good luck though.

hi myragonza how u doing.. nice pic you got there? where are u living?

yeah yeah there are beautiful girl here. infact african girls are the most beautiful in terms of everything you want in a woman. BUT what am saying is you dont have to announce how your  life is rubbished and wanting to have a girl to love. man people will think you are so desperate and a damn loser. that is what you have to say when you are one on one with the girl you want. Or dont you have secrets??. when i first saw it i thought you were seeking for an advice concerning your life but it turned out to be a line for searching a date. man that line is quite lame to me and i guess it will drive girls away rather than bring them closer cos they will think they dont wanna meet a whimp. sorry if i made u angry with my comment but you gotta check well. if you need some lines tell me let me give u some ideas though am not perfect. thanks.

lolzzz i pray never to be in that situation.... ol boy na die oooo .. well its just  jokes have a nice day

well i was having some problems with my babe and i tried out your recipe and here are my results


    1. i told her she was beautiful she spat at me.

    2. i held her hand and she twisted mine.

    3. i kissed her on the forehead she headbutt my lips

    4. i left her voice mail she changed her number.

    5. when she is upset i keep first aid kit beside me

    6. there are no small things, just bad things.

    7. never know where she is at.

    8. i always sweep the room always littered with shredded papers (my notes)

    9. the last time i did, that mom lost five pounds in two days.
 
   10. she likes being bald.

   11. am still nursing a broken nose

   12. thats my favorite spot to hide cos it is the last place she will come looking for me.

   13. to her nothing is funny.

   14. only when she is stinking drunk.

   15. when she is mad at me i get the hell out of town.

   16. that is the punishment i do for three hours

   17. she only like cactus.

   18. they will laugh at me.

   19. each time i do that i only end up crying. 

   20. posing the wrong will have the camera missiled towards me

   21. the last time i was in the rain she was chasing me with a rusty screw driver.

   22. that will result into countless bouts of hard and rough sex( how many can you do as a man???)

   23. national anthem is her favourite song.

what about stripping yourself naked and running around tha room or dancing like a male stripper in from of her with your boxer, pants or whatever you wear tied as a head scarf.. i guess that is good

well if you need someone to love you dont have to anounce it here. go over to dating and romance chats there are lots of them in the net. i bet you will get your type