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Tragedy struck in Sango, Ado-Odo Ota Local Government Area of Ogun State, yesterday when a truck loaded with cement ran over a pregnant woman, one teenager and three others and killed them instantly. No fewer than eight others were on danger list. The accident involved six vehicles, one tricycle (Keke Marwa) and one motorcycle.

Another accident occurred at Mowe, along the Lagos-Ibadan expressway in Ogun State.

An eyewitness said the truck matched on the occupants of the vehicles like goats, inflicting on them serious injuries.

The sector commander of the Federal Road Safety Corps, Ayobami Omiyale, who confirmed the accident, said "five people were involved, three of them were taken to General Hospital, Ifo, and two were referred to the Lagos State University Teaching Hospital. Nobody died."

"The scene of the accident is not far from our office. FRSC was the only rescuing corps that handled the incident," Omiyale said, adding that there was a head-on collision between the truck and a tipper lorry which later involved other vehicles.

However, it was gathered that the other accident that occurred in Mowe, along Lagos-Ibadan expressway, claimed almost 19 lives.

The accident, according to Omiyale, involved a black Toyota Hilux van marked AH350GKW and a white Mazda bus marked XZ377GGE.

Omiyale said that the 19 victims, including two women, had been rushed to a nearby hospital where they were receiving medical treatment.

The sector commander, who blamed the accident on reckless driving and overspeeding, disclosed that the accident victims were lucky as the road was not blocked and that gave him and his men the opportunity to promptly take them to the hospital.

The Nigerian Army in Enugu has paraded 21 Enugu State University of Science and Technology students for allegedly torturing and forcing some female students into lésbian acts.



The students, most of who confessed to being cultists, told journalists that they took video shots of the lésbian act because they had been offered money by some influential Nigerians.

The idea, the suspects said, was to take tapes of the scenes to their partners in Europe.

Shortly before parading the suspects on Saturday, the General Officer Commanding 82 Division, Maj. Gen. Sarkin Yaki Bello, who spoke through the Assistant Director, Army Public Relations, Lt. Col. Sagir Musa, said the cultists, were arrested in their hideouts at Agbani on the outskirts of Enugu between July 8 and 12, 2011.

Bello said the patrol team of 103 Battalion moved to the ESUT following persistent gunshots at the institution on July 4 and arrested one of the masterminds of the crime, Mr Franklin Anikwe, with five rounds of ammunition.

The GOC said he had directed that a thorough investigation be carried out in order to fish out the pepetrators.

He said, “It was the preliminary investigation conducted by the division’s intelligence group that led to the arrest of the 19 other suspects. Some of the items recoverd from them are four locally made pistols, 10AA cartridges and video clips where the female students were forced to have illicit stuff with themselves during the raid.”

Also recovered were 10 mobile telephone handsets, including the one used for recording the dirty scenes

Oh my Gosh ! Too long story.   well sha, na dem know. 

so wetin dat 1 mean ?

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Very bad !