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581  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Dis naa solid story...damn hot on: 13-11-2012 06:37 AM
This is a real story of a young ex-Unilag girl who passed away last month. Her name was Lola. She was hit by a car at Oyingbo on her way to work at Apapa.
She was working for MTN. She had a boy friend named Emeka, a banker who was
recently transferred to Abuja.
Both of them were true lovers. She spent half of the day and most nights
talking with Emeka on her phone.
Lola's family knew about their relationship. Emeka was very close with Lola's
family in spite of the tribal differences (just imagine their love).
Before she passed away at LUTH, she told her friends "If I pass away, please bury me with my cell phone" she also said the same thing to her parents. After her death at LUTH, the attendants
couldn't carry her body to the mortuary. A lot of them tried to do so but still couldn't. They went and called some priest in church who had the gift of communicating with the dead. He sprinkled some salt and water on the body and started speaking to himself slowly. After a few minutes, they said "this girl misses something here". Then her friends told them about her intentions to bury her with her phone. They
asked them to bring a coffin, and then they opened it and placed her
phone inside the casket. After that they tried to carry the body. It could now be moved and they carried it away easily. Everyone was shocked. A day later which was Lola's birthday, Emeka came to their house with gifts but was so shocked to receive the news. He couldn't believe because he still spoke with Lola the previous day, he then tried calling her phone again in their presence and behold the phone rang and Lola picked it and they were chatting. They called the priest to come and intervene and when he came and prayed for 5 hours, it was revealed dat MTN is everywhere u GO. Tongue
582  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Rock of ages..lol... on: 13-11-2012 06:30 AM
Quote from: buoyantic on 13-11-2012 04:23 AM
all na jamboree
Ur mama Roll Eyes
583  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: LWKMD » CHummyli new look. «. OMG (Page 2) on: 13-11-2012 06:27 AM
Quote from: buoyantic on 13-11-2012 04:09 AM
Poster ur fada YASH!..I just wasted 250kb 4 diz rubish
Imagine dis mumu..naa who force u to download am Tongue
584  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Back In D Days!! (Page 3) on: 13-11-2012 06:17 AM
Quote from: buoyantic on 13-11-2012 04:59 AM
Who release diz ama head of horror 4rm psychiatric? See ur paw paw brain..gala ko gala ni...mtcheww..wasted animanu
Mr man ur head nid to b xamined O...u mama sef must knw say. No dey ok..mumu
585  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Crazy couple(comedy concoction)dacute vs young in ''ara banko'' on: 13-11-2012 06:13 AM
Me just dey waka O I no c anytin Roll Eyes
586  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: LWKMD » CHummyli new look. «. OMG on: 12-11-2012 07:09 PM
Quote from: chummyli on 12-11-2012 06:52 PM
chummyli don suffer 4  new beans hands Sad  but i thank God say she fine pass d poster wella Grin
Roll Eyes
587  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: FRANEL Wedding Is Coming Up On The 12th of December 2012. on: 12-11-2012 07:08 PM
Advance Ode Roll Eyes
588  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Muslimz Fomat.. (Page 2) on: 12-11-2012 06:24 PM
 Roll Eyes
589  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: LWKMD » CHummyli new look. «. OMG on: 12-11-2012 06:22 PM
Quote from: moniconyez on 12-11-2012 05:21 PM
Who be Chummy Yu?
Or naa me u dey ask Roll Eyes
590  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Funny Indeed on: 12-11-2012 06:20 PM
Hiss Tongue
591  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: LWKMD » CHummyli new look. «. OMG on: 12-11-2012 04:46 PM
Pretty mehnnnn ;Dchummy dis really suit you Tongue
592  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Akpos and the rat (Page 3) on: 12-11-2012 04:45 PM
 Roll Eyes
593  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Papa akpos with d**k head (Page 2) on: 12-11-2012 04:34 PM
 Lips Sealed
594  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: zeigbo y naaa on: 12-11-2012 03:29 PM
 Roll Eyes
595  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Its Akpos Birthday.. on: 12-11-2012 03:23 PM
Quote from: buoyantic on 12-11-2012 11:49 AM
Headward u stil dey here?
see as he open mouth like e fine reach me.. Roll Eyes
596  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Rock of ages..lol... on: 12-11-2012 03:22 PM
Quote from: buoyantic on 12-11-2012 06:15 AM
Na this Heads make God say- upon this rock will i build my house!!! Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
U chop craze or mosquito jam u?  Roll Eyes If u fell d swag u fit go do am O...no wori I no go vex if u copy am Tongue
597  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Muslimz Fomat.. (Page 2) on: 12-11-2012 03:18 PM
Quote from: DaCutest on 12-11-2012 06:19 AM
U tok true small. No dey blush o, na small truth u tok o
Noted Smiley
598  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: 4 gals (Page 4) on: 12-11-2012 03:14 PM
Passing
599  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: bad example (Page 2) on: 12-11-2012 03:04 PM
 Roll Eyes
600  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Crazy couple on: 12-11-2012 03:03 PM
Naa mistake naa...zeigbo tink say naa Gun dem dey call hair dryer..#fact#
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