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1  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / b4 and after MARRIAGE on: 23-09-2011 06:18 PM
HE: Yes. At last! It was so hard to wait.

SHE: Do you want me to leave?

HE: No! Don't even think about it!

SHE: Do you love me?

HE: Of course! Over and over.

SHE: Have you ever cheated on me?

HE: No! Why are you even asking?

SHE: Will you kiss me?

HE:Every chance I get.

SHE: Will you hit me?

HE: Are you crazy? I am not that kind of person.

SHE: Can I trust you?

HE: Yes

SHE: Darling!

...............AFTER MARRIAGE
SIMPLY READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP
2  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / girls and red label on: 18-09-2011 08:14 PM
a boy asked his girl friend to come over to his place when she came he offered her red label but she refused when he asked why she reply saying it makes me spare my legs easily
3  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: What should a man do to make his woman ALWAYS GO CRAZY about him on: 31-03-2009 07:56 PM
Quote from: d_man on 23-03-2009 02:25 AM
u blind or sleep dey catch u?..i copied my self cant u c dat Tongue

sometimes you just have to do it hard, man is all about sex
4  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: My boyfriend is gettin on my nerves on: 28-03-2009 01:37 PM
hmmmm if i get you right you are trying to say he is your bf.
lol, and he has not asked you out. for me i will say he is just a guy who loves keeping and making friend cos from the look of thing he is fun to be with and thats why you are falling in love with him.
my advice
just liv things the way the are. or you will end up losing the best of friends you ever had, and if he realy love you or like you the way you said he will ask for it, cos if he finds out that you are throwing your self cheaply, he will use and domp you and ofcos brake your heart.
5  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: A FRIEND on: 28-03-2009 01:07 PM
i will say a friend is someone who stand's by you, who is ready to give you a hand when you are down, ready to fix your heart when it's browken, ready to listen to you when you need someone to talk to infect a friend is always ready
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