Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one every day.

A beautiful girl goes to Professor Cabin and say that I will do anything to pass in the exams and Professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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@Riverniger I'm cool jareeeeeeee

BOY: What is it that u keep in ur mouth? which is long and move it in and out and wait for a white substance to come out?
GIRL: Y do you ask such question, to me i cant tell such words
BOY: Don't worry its TOOTH BRUSH. 

white is for better while black is for worse and marriage is said to be for better for worse. lol

pb4

UGM

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".

UGM

@skypon2002 NUS

A Solid reason for having two girlfriends at one time: Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!

In bio practical:

Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it’s legs only?

Sekola:I don’t know.

Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?

Sekola:See my legs & tell my name

 
LWKM

I'm still laughing

NO BE SMALL THING OOOO

IDEA

u dey mad 4 head

THANK GOD FOR THAT BUT THIS NA FOTO COPY

a great calamity of event
this is serious
lol