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Worst president? If i hear... We are aware of what you northeners are doing

This old man sef

Rip

So why the posting, is like they don't want to settle down yet...

Abeg cut dat crab and spare the bullshit

Ok

Nice

STRANGER: Catch any fish?. FISHERMAN: I did! I took forty out from the stream this morning. STRANGER: Know who i am? I'm the garden warden FISHERMAN: Know who i am? I'm the biggest liar in the state. ¤¤¤>>>>>-- JOKE MASTER

Is he really ill?

On a hot summer day, an elderly gentleman faints in the street. A small crowd immediately gathers around him. "Give the poor man a glass of brandy" advise a woman. "Give him a heart massage" says someone else. "No, just give him a brandy" insists the woman "Call an ambulance" yells another person. "A brandy!" The man suddenly sits up and exclaims. "Shut up, everybody, and do as the kind lady requested!"- JOKE MASTER 

Professor; Before we begin the examination, is there any question? Student; What's the name of this course 

1. That a man's habits are mighty hard to change after twenty-one 2. That a harvest depends on the seeds sown 3. That things worthwhile require time, patience and work; that you cannot get something for nothing 4. The value of absolute truthfulness 5. The folly of not taking other people's advice 6. That what my mother wanted me to do was right 7. That dad wasn't an old fogey after all. 

One of the most important aspects of the interior drama of teenagers is the hunger for physical love which they find uneasy to satisfy. The need of physical experience is a pressing invitation to prepare themselves for the future. Nevertheless, they have something to learn,something of the meaning of love. To love does not mean to seize the other for your own fulfillment. Love at its deepest level is a mystery of union, but dat's what they fail to understand. Herein we hear comments like "the last three guys i had sex with..." "When i ws having sex wth my bf last night..." And different others being posted by teenagers. Their idea of union centers on sex and its very disastrous for their future. The adolescent who is in a hurry to satisfy his segxwal hunger is seriously decieving himself and his attempts to satisfy his craving are doomed to failure. The desires are not motivated by real love. They are the excitement of a young boy in the presence of feminity or of a girl in the presence of masculinity.

What kinda advise is this one, give them something reasonable. You can deliver something better than these

Na bad thing our boys go like learn fast, see how people are rushing for a criminal's phone number. Dis kind go fin sale the whole of naija if care is not taken

Look at the kind stupidity we see in naija, she ws raped the first time and she stil went back again til the third time. So the the casting of evil spirit is to go and sleep at old man's residence

It suits them. The boko haram reign all these years because no one challenged them. Talking of jonathan,the northeners has messed his tenure. They wil surely get the pay-back if any from their tribe personnel enters dat aso rock

Cool, but our ogas' at the top no beta pass am. This is naija,the judge wen dey handle the case go worse pass even

U don try