END OF COMMENTS. THANKS TO EVERYONE DAT REPLIED.

u guys moan alot. u r just too LAZY to read.

 Finally, the guys' side of the story. I must admit, it is pretty hilarious! We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are the rules! Please note...these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! DUH! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfetcly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expetc us to act like soap opera guys. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the othere one. 1. You can eithere ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did not need diretcions and neithere do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say northing," we will act like northing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expetc an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really. 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round is a shape. 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.


Now let me give you the NUMBER ONE RULE OF GIRLS we are always right and your always wrong even when you might be right you are still wrong unless the girl has the same answer then you are right.

     Finally, the guys' side of the story. I must admit, it is pretty hilarious! We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.
    These are the rules! Please note...these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! DUH! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfetcly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expetc us to act like soap opera guys. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the othere one. 1. You can eithere ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did not need diretcions and neithere do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say northing," we will act like northing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expetc an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really. 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round is a shape. 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

MY VERDICT
Now let me give you the NUMBER ONE RULE OF GIRLS we are always right and your always wrong even when you might be right you are still wrong unless the girl has the same answer then you are right.

I will like to know how to flirt with a guy without giving a wrong impression. i need help cos im boyfriendless! thanks

cull

very very gud!

  yep! statistics show dat women score 57% more than men in the education system

 who sang 'a milli'

cookies

bye-bye maria carey

point blank

i choose ini cos geny is sort of old school.

i lyke it.

 

cowbell sachet milk and nigerian gigs

picking my nose

fesobi- given birth to without stress.

 
A documentary was aired yesterday on one of the UK's popular tv stations on saving Nigeria's witch children.
In some parts of Nigeria, where evangelical religious fervour is combined with a belief in sorcery and black magic, many thousands of children are being blamed for catastrophes, death and famine - and branded witches by powerful pastors. These children are then abandoned, tortured, starved and murdered.
it started with a 'witch doctor' in Akwa Ibom state, who claimed that he as killed 110 witches. he collects 400,000 naira from a parent to cure a child of witch craft. if payments could not be completed after treatment, the child is held in 'custody'.

the documentary showed a child who made to sit on fire by her father to extract a confession. a nail was driven into a girl's head. a boy was bitten to the extent the upper bone of his arm came out of his skin. acis was poured on one and some were abdoned on the street. the list goes on............ this are ctually the lucky ones who live to tell the story anjd bear the scars . many have been burnt or buried alive.

a man(forgotten his name) was actually kind enough to house those children and feed them with the help of NGO's. he actually made an attempt to reconcile a child with her family but the extended family members said that if the girl made one step futher into the compound, they was going to matchet her on the notion that she was going to poison their food]s by barely looking at them. one of them was actually sharpening the matchet. 

one of the residents argued that the reason why this kind of treatment are metted on 'witch chidren' is because of a film produced by one pentecostal churches on witch children tittled 'end of the wicked'
pastors tend to cast out invincible witches and wizards in all deliverances. people are influenced into believing that most problems in thier lives are caused by witches and wizards when some of them could be solved pratically.

A pastor interviewed wrote in one of her book that one of the symtoms of identifying a child witch is if the child cries everytime in the night  and runs a fever. 

the witch children marched to the govt house in akwa ibom requesting that the chid protection act should be made into law. before they were allowed through the gate, they had to roast in the sun for about 4 hours.
the governor eventually granted them audience and the hall was heavily armed by MOPOLS. i just had to wonder, mopols for children aged 2-15? however, the first lady was quite sympathetic and the governor granted them theirr requests by making killing of child witches a punishable crime in akwa ibom state. tough the act as been enforced, rearch showed that noting as changed.

wot do you guyz think?
are there truly witches?

if there are,must a child be physically deformed or psycological abused all bcos we want to extact confessions?

christians, what happened to the power of prayer and why do we accept stones instead of bread? Do we think the 'ONE' whom we claimed to worship will accept us into paradise with what we've done to those children. and by the way what right's do we have?

wen do we stop blaming our misfortunes on witches and wizard and take responsibility. EVIL DOES NOT BEFALL US UNLESS WE CALL FOR IT!

when will this mania stop and could african's witch children truly be saved?
 

the documentay can be watched on www.channel4.com/.../saving_africas_wictch_children. You need Windows Media Player 11 to view it. OR http://www.steppingstonesnigeria.org/

underestimated. they are practically strangling me.