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1  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / MMM-Nigeria. How System Might Crash Soon   on: 12-09-2016 12:28 AM
Long before the federal Government's reaction on MMM through SEC, I posted earlier (although it's deleted on nairaland)
that I have sound advice on how MMM system functions and what factors will lead to it's sudden death. Here is just a
brief from my ambiguous view on what to expect in the time to come.
NOTE: I am a key beneficiary of MMM......
MMM WORKING CONDITIONS: MMM is the unique financial organization in the world that calls its participants to be aware
of the mechanisms of its work and respective risks. That’s what we are going to talk about. Let’s clear up the conditions
that might lead to the disfunctioning of MMM. There are just 2 conditions. MMM won't work if:
1.​ The incoming cash flow is less than the outward flow. In other words, the overall cash amount provided by the
participants in 24 hours must be higher than the amount required by other participants who want to get help. Let’s say
$100 000 have been provided by the participants and $90 000 have been required. That’s it.This condition can be
prejudiced for a short period of time. During this violation, MMM won't work without due internal reserves. This inertia is
only possible for several months depending on the gap between the cash flows. And in my view, the current influx of
multitude at once might force this out soonest when the multitude request outflow help as there won't be enough money to
pay everybody at the same time.
2.​ PANIC It’s well known that people don’t go to the supermarket to buy bread at the same time. The same happens with
MMM. People don’t withdraw their money simultaneously. Due to the time distribution of the withdrawals, the system
works perfectly and can work as long as possible. BUT! If all participants (or a vast majority of "ever-interested
participants" express their desire to take out money from MMM at the same time, the system will collapse in several
days (or weeks). There won’t be enough money. What can provoke this panic among the participants? For example,
messages in mass media that Mavrodi has been arrested, and MMM is to collapse. At this point, all participants become
agitated and try to withdraw at least some money from this system! They hurry up and withdraw their money as quick as
possible because they know there isn't enough money for all!!! These lies and provocation drove the 1994, 2012 MMM-
Global , and 2016 South African systems to collapse.
These 2 conditions of the MMM functioning are closely linked. If there are panics, the balance between incoming and
outward cash flows is violated. More panics means higher gap between the cash flows and quicker disappearance of the
internal funds of the system.
So, the weakest point of MMM is the panic of its participants!!!
If there are no panics everything works and everybody is paid!!! So, let’s draw up a unique tool that will help us to combat
such panic withdrawals from the System!
And Sergei Panteleevich has already invented and approved the PAUSE mode. RISKS :
Risk No. 1. Get under the PAUSE mode, and waste TIME (NOT money!). If in MMM there are signs of the panic, Sergei
Panteleevich will notice the withdrawal to be sharply increased in the statistics available ... If there are no other ways to
stop panic, Sergei Panteleevich will announce mode PAUSE in MMM. The PAUSE means all contributions in MMM are
divided into two parts: BEFORE and AFTER the pause announcement. Before the introduction of PAUSES the growth of the
money stops - money does not grow (as if the button PAUSE was pressed on the tape recorder, everything just stops). At
this time of MMM you can take out only the face value (the amount you deposited minus the amount you have already
received (without interest) multiplied by a special coefficient k. Withdrawal amount = (the sum you deposited – the sum
you have taken out for the time of participation) * k Special coefficient k determines the scale of the panic. If in the first
week after PAUSE introduction, mass withdrawal from the MMM continues, there will be another coefficient k set, so that
there would be enough money for everyone. Up to 0.5 (half of the contributed amount). Typically, the coefficient k is equal
to 1.1, i.e., all those wishing to leave the PAUSE are paid the face value + 10%. And this, by the way, is as much as the
Bank pays for a year! The PAUSE mode is introduced a 2.5 month period. During this time, incoming cash flows are
compared with the outgoing TO the introduction of PAUSE, and panic among the participants completely stops. Once this
happens, the PAUSE is cancelled; the growth of "old" money and all payments is resumed in the usual way. Will people
get upset? Yes, even though you can argue that the maximum that can be lost here is the time - 2.5 months. Not so bad,
considering the growth rate of money in MMM. Isn’t it?! :-))
Risk № 2. Restart. Full reset of all MMM debts to the participants. Restarts are quite unlikely with the appearance of PAUSE
mode. Yet it is necessary to take into account the risk, as there are no guarantees and promises. Let's suppose that MMM
resources have been exhausted because of panic. It cannot pay any interest rates on contributions, as well as cannot
return even a nominal. Incoming cash flows are almost absent, and there are many requests for taking out. In this case,
restart is declared - full reset of all System's debts.
Everything begins again. What should we do to avoid this risk? Participate only with the spare amount that you are ready
to lose and NEVER panic.
You can contact Ibe on phone and whatsapp if you wish to register under me to continue enjoying my in-depth advice. 07035428148.
Drop your mobile or send a whatsapp message using the contact details on the image below and I will get to you
immediately.
2  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: MMM Nigeria: Be Warned, System Might Collapse At Any Time on: 7-09-2016 11:39 PM
http://nigeria-mmm.net/[email protected]
3  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: MMM Nigeria: Be Warned, System Might Collapse At Any Time on: 27-08-2016 09:04 AM
But MMM is real, it's been giving people millions of naira since November 2015 that it's launched for Nigerians......don't be far and judge. Come and register now, you must not put in all your money, you could even start with 1, 000naira.....
4  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: MMM Nigeria: Be Warned, System Might Collapse At Any Time on: 26-08-2016 01:23 AM
Join MMM today, it is real. You too will join other testifiers
5  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: MMM Nigeria: Be Warned, System Might Collapse At Any Time on: 23-08-2016 12:28 AM
I want to introduce you to MMM Nigeria, where you can make upto 30% on what you invest in less than 1month. It's real and been working for years, you can ask Google. Nigerians are making millions of Naira from it. Please open link, read about MMM and register http://nigeria-mmm.net/[email protected]
6  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: MMM Nigeria: Be Warned, System Might Collapse At Any Time on: 5-08-2016 11:11 AM
Join MMM today
7  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: MMM Nigeria: Be Warned, System Might Collapse At Any Time on: 28-07-2016 01:47 PM
Contact Ibe now
8  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: MMM Nigeria: Be Warned, System Might Collapse At Any Time on: 28-07-2016 12:16 PM
Please chat now to register for free.....
9  Forum / The Buzz Central / MMM Nigeria: Be Warned, System Might Collapse At Any Time on: 28-07-2016 12:10 PM
*BE WARNED: Don't invest all your money on MMM. Participate only with pocket money because many people have committed suicide as a result of the earlier collapse of MMM-Global.

*MMM believes that the modern financial system is predatory by nature. It is not for ordinary people, it is for the bankers. Its purpose is financial slavery! And it achieves this purpose perfectly.That is why MMM is operating on a 30% interest in less than a month.

*The system operates by you first Providing (financial) Help to other participants who request to Get Help before you qualify to Get Help with total interest of upto 30% on investment.

*You don't pay money into the website, you pay directly into Nigerians' bank accounts giving randomly by the system. All you do is to go back to your dashboard and show photo proof or sms alert of deposit made.

* In Nigeria, thousands of people have made so much money from this new system which started earlier this year. More people are joining on a daily basis, and MMM is gaining wide media publicity in Nigeria as most "guiders" now pay for radio ads inviting new participants to a seminar where fees are charged before registration.

*However, there are some loopholes in the system as I recently discovered that can make one get upto 50% interest as against the stipulated 30% interest rate.

*The only reason a Ponzi scheme (as many call MMM) stops paying out is if there are banking issues or they run out of money. MMM Global’s use of BitCoin rules out the former, so with investors not paid out for over a month the writing was on the wall, and this led to the global collapse even in South-Africa.


*I can go on and on, but just know this; the South African branch of MMM ran into trouble earlier this year around May 2016, when Capitec started freezing the accounts of customers tied to the scheme. This sparked a wide protest by participants, and the system was forced to close down, rebooting weeks later with participants whose funds were tied down loosing all their investments.


*I have all answers to questions of what the scheme is all about, how it will likely collapse, when to watch out for sudden death of the system, how to get maximum returns of upto 50% in less than one month, etc. I don't organise seminars, I advise freely from my own extensive research and experience of the system.

Just whatsapp or call Ibe on 07035428148 for 1st time registration, advice, and more free talk on this. Thanks.

Or you can register yourself by clicking the link below and you will be under our guidance

Editor's Source
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10  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Bad Breakup: The 21 Worst Ways To Get Dumped on: 7-06-2013 06:52 AM
Think your breakup was bad? It could have been a lot worse.

How do we know? Because on Wednesday night, tweeters took up late night host Jimmy Fallon's Twitter challenge and offered up their very worst breakup tales. We're still cringing after reading some of them.

From getting dumped via beeper back in the day, to receiving the news from a new boyfriend, click through the slides below for the very worst breakup stories, then let us know if you've got a breakup tale that trumps any of these in the twitter comments #Howigotdumped.
As for me, my ex broke up with me when her boy friend came into an eatery, found us there and asked; who is this? She stood up, held his hand, said that is my ex (me) seated there, and they bought take away and left me in the lurch.
Tell us yours please......
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11  Forum / The Buzz Central / Michael Jackson's Daughter Rushed to the Hospital After Suicide Attempt on: 5-06-2013 06:28 PM
According to a report by TMZ, late Michael Jackson's daughter, Paris Jackson, 15, was rushed to the hospital early this morning after a possible suicide attempt. Below is how they are reporting it...Paris Jackson was rushed to the hospital early Wednesday morning, and sources tell us it was a suicide attempt. Paris was taken out of her Calabasas family house on a stretcher at around 2 AM and taken by ambulance to a nearby hospital. The 911 call came in at 1:27 AM. We're told the caller reported a possible overdose, although a source connected to the emergency response said there were multiple cuts on one of her wrists.On Tuesday night ... Paris posted some cryptic tweets, including, "I wonder why tears are salty?" ... and "yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away now it looks as though they're here to stay." We're told she's doing OK

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12  Forum / The Buzz Central / Michael Jackson's Daughter Rushed to the Hospital After Suicide Attempt on: 5-06-2013 06:27 PM
According to a report by TMZ, late Michael Jackson's daughter, Paris Jackson, 15, was rushed to the hospital early this morning after a possible suicide attempt. Below is how they are reporting it...Paris Jackson was rushed to the hospital early Wednesday morning, and sources tell us it was a suicide attempt. Paris was taken out of her Calabasas family house on a stretcher at around 2 AM and taken by ambulance to a nearby hospital. The 911 call came in at 1:27 AM. We're told the caller reported a possible overdose, although a source connected to the emergency response said there were multiple cuts on one of her wrists.On Tuesday night ... Paris posted some cryptic tweets, including, "I wonder why tears are salty?" ... and "yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away now it looks as though they're here to stay." We're told she's doing OK
13  Forum / The Buzz Central / TUFACE IDIBIA’S GOSPEL CONTRADICTION on: 31-05-2013 11:25 AM
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With due respect to creativity and productivity, it is apparently glaring, the artistic dexterity of Tuface Ujah Idibia in eclectic maneuver of several music genre in his (Tuface Idibia) last two projects. In a critical appreciation of these projects titled; “Unstoppable” and “Away and Beyond”, one must mobilize adequate kudos to Tuface’s repertoire, thereby professionally recognizing authenticity of the “Legend in him” (Tuface Idibia).


This is because, in the works stated above, one finds a juxtaposition of Reggae (Raindrop/Higher), Rock (Emotion/Dance Floor), Hip-life (1 Sing/ Steady steady, Iheneme), R&B (Be there/Omotosan, bother you) to mention but a few.

Consequently, it is highly justified to identify Tuface Idibia as MC VERSATILE (All rights reserved, a project on-going on Tuface Idibia coming out soon by the author of this piece) which really exposes the creative maturity as well as the wild expansion of his (Tuface) artistry.

However, this piece spot-light a deep and provoking contradiction of the Gospel preached by TUBABA himself. Hey…, before you crucify me. “Gospel” here is contextually placed based on its literal meaning.

According to the Oxford Advanced Leaner’s Dictionary, Gospel means, goodnews. Good news about salvation, morality ethics of human life, inter-personal relations, Communal relations, peace etc. hence the adoption of a moral cum philosophical sermon preached by Tuface, staring at the track HIGHER (Spiritual healing) in the “Away and Beyond” project.







THE SONG

INTRO: INDIA …

Every time we spent together

there is fire in our eyes ......

All the things we said to each other

are just nothing but truthful lies

I go dey think say i know you well

Until you choose to do me so, ooooo



Chorus: Now I see ……. Now I see

I see, higher than, higher than the height of the mountain

Deeper than, deeper than the depth of the ocean

Further than, further than the eyes can see

[But me talking spiritualty]

I see, wider than, wider than the width of the desert

Lower than, lower than the depth of the ocean

Further than, further than the eyes can see

[But me talking spiritualty]



Spiritual healing, . . . . Open your eyes

Spiritual healing, free your mind from hate

Spiritual healing . . . . . . .



Verse

We never got a chance, the chance to make it right

Cos right from the beginning some people don dey fight

They fighting for the same thing, this is not bright

And brightness only come from when you see the light. Like life is so simple but they make it complicated. To be civilized you don’t have to be educated. Let’s make it happen, so we time will not be wasted.

Most of the things anticipated like:

1. Don’t trample upon another man to be elevated

2. Inflated ego can surely be deflated

3. The power of forgiveness is underrated

4. But with love and equality we all were created.



Testifying/Testimony

I keep saying these things cos I know,

I’ll keep on saying these things until I go

And now I see ……. Now I see, I see .……

The above track is highly inspirational from a Reggae perspective. It is emotionally inclined and thought-provokes the sub-conscious in a bid to redirect the general philosophy of life in forms of jealousy and envy and betrayal.

The song is prologued by regret, as the word “We” and “together” signifies some one close and intimate in a friendly, cum family context. This regret is spring board by appearance and reality which means, deceit, has been going on all along in an oxymoronic expression “truthful lies” ….

But like the golden fish, no where to hide, character turned to attitude and attitude can never reside immaculate in mask, it must be knowingly or ignorantly unmasked “until you chose to do me so” …

But we have the assurance that such mistakes have been, but to avoid re-occurrence of such as the song assures: Now I see,

- Higher than the mountain

- Deeper than the depth of the ocean

- Further than the eye can see

[me talking spiritualty], all these symbolically represents, spiritual/psychological illumination of the mind in metaphor.



Confessionally however, the verse thematically showcased Tuface’s willingness to make it-up with the RIVAL but ego circumstances which seemed beyond his control frustrates such efforts as they never get the chance to make it right …

Although this may confuse the listener and questions may arise on who Tuface is referring to in this wonderful track of his which I so much like to title Tuface Gospel, I may relate it to his Brother of “their” defunct group, plantationn boiz – Black Face, giving it the most glaring perspective in a constructive manner.

The Saga of the “African Queen” track is a tussle which Tuface feels he owes Black Face nothing, that track fortunately is Tuface’s ILLUMINATING Source. No verbal or written kudos to the writer (Black Face) and no financial compensation to the credit of Black Face, rather “Ego” is overshadowing the act.

If they never get the chance to make it right, who’s going to create the chance?. So unfortunate Black Face is relegated to the background in this track (HIGHER). The puritan attitude of Tuface in this track bedevils the reputation of Black Face not only in the song but in reality. For failing to invite a friend such as Black Face to his wedding. What a contradiction?.

All the effort of this song is thwarted in four contradictory recommendations by Tuface:

1. Don’t trample upon another man to be elevated

2. Inflated ego can surely be deflated.

3. The power of forgiveness is underrated.

4. But with love and equality we all were created



The first recommendation is faulted by him (Tuface) as he trampled upon Black Face and was elevated. Secondly, his (Tuface) ego inflates to the point of seeing Black Face as noting and a nobody as well as not accrediting the “creativity to the creator” AFRICAN QUEEN. Thirdly, the power of forgiveness is really underrated by himself to see that they (both) are at logger heads, and if really Tuface is aware of the love and equality there would be no lack of respect for Blacky.



It may interest all to know that Tuface has learnt from the saga but will not deflate his ego to recognize Blacky. Now the two last albums of Tubaba carry credit to all whose works were adopted.



Finally, credit should be given to those who worth such and if the definition of legend means living by principles you preach and is known for, there is a big contradiction with Tuface’s Gospel and that need to be corrected as he (Tuface) will never be in isolation of Face and Black Face because;

§ There would have been no Marley without the WAILERS.

§ No Michael without the JACKSON FIVE.

§ No Fela without the KALAKUTA crew.



It can still be resolved as Tubaba testifies;

“I keep saying these things cos I know

I will keep saying these things until I go”.

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 JEROME JOHN
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08065360466.
14  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: PH 1st Son- Duncan Mighty is Now a Minister of God (Pictured) on: 27-05-2013 05:19 PM
@naijapals addict....that one dey...lol
15  Forum / The Buzz Central / PH 1st Son- Duncan Mighty is Now a Minister of God (Pictured) on: 26-05-2013 10:41 PM
Duncan Mighty, the Port Harcourt 1st Son of Contemporary Indigenous Music and No1 music Producer of the Garden City is now a Minister of God. He is the chief sound engineer of Pastor David Ibiyeomie's Church; Salvation Ministries-Home of Success, Port Harcourt Headquarters. He is an active servant of God and says that he pays his tithes regularly (*winks*).......
We hereby unveil to you.........Duncan Mighty, the Son of God!

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16  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Meet Nigeria And West Africa’s First Female Military Pilot on: 24-05-2013 09:30 AM
She was commissioned as a Combat Flying Officer alongside 126 others who finished the Direct Short Service Course 2010/2011 Cadets of the 325 Ground Training Group at the Nigerian Air Force Base, Kaduna.

Present at the winging ceremony (badge decoration) was the then Chief of Air Staff, Air Vice Marshal Mohammad Dikko Umar who described her training as a ‘very laudable achievement‘.
She was quite excited and proud to have made history and said: “It is very uplifting and I feel very proud of myself though it has been very challenging. Coming from the civil war and the civil mentality, the Air Force has done a great job because it has changed our orientation. I believe that all females have equal opportunity to dignify their rights in whatever adventure they choose they can do.”
‘As a first female pilot I would want to make a mark that would encourage other females to join the military because I believe that all females have equal opportunity to exercise their rights in whatever they choose to do, I believe that all female Nigerians who choose to become pilots can do it since I have done it.
This is a remarkable achievement, one that should drive our ladies to know and see themselves as been able to achieve the impossible and break the so called glass ceiling in any sphere you find yourself.

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17  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: GEJ's 2015 Campaign Posters Flood Port Harcourt (Photos) on: 21-05-2013 06:52 AM
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18  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / GEJ's 2015 Campaign Posters Flood Port Harcourt (Photos) on: 21-05-2013 06:29 AM
On my way from Sunday's church service, the metropolitan Sunday garden city traffic was unprecedented, so I had all the time in the world to peruse the traffic scenery. Stirring at me were these flooded posters of Jonathan's 2015 re-election campaign, so I asked, is this a major distraction especially now that Rivers State is in cobwebs of crises? You would also recall that Rivers State gave GEJ the highest number of votes cast by a state in the previous elections. So, do you feel that we Rivers are still available to repeat history?

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19  Forum / The Buzz Central / Riccardo Tisci says his Best segxwal Experience was with this Famous Man (Photo) on: 20-05-2013 11:59 PM
Hehehe! Famous man? Who might he be talking about? For those who don't know, Ricardo is the Givency designer who was recently rumoured to be Kanye West's gay lover. Not that I believe it o! Anyway, Ricardo did an interview with Vogue Homme last month and when asked to reveal his "best" segxwal experience, the fashion mogul said it was with a well known man!  Read it below

"I have several but the one I think immediately is an experience I had with a man who is known. I never imagined that something could happen between us and it's still the hottest weekend of my life. Nobody really knows if this guys is straight or gay, it is a mystery. However, I was attracted to him, his way of speaking, thinking, walking, dressing. I love what he does an an artist. This weekend both, the intimate moment has really reinforced my attraction to him."
He might be talking about Frank Ocean. There have been rumours. Anyway, hope he doesn't write a tell-all book one day! :-

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20  Forum / The Buzz Central / SHOUT HALLELU...: Baby Buried Alive in Lagos,Dug out and Still Breathing. on: 18-05-2013 12:22 AM
Do You Know what just happened? A Miracle!!! Huh?
 Everyday some women go to bed with their pillow completely soaked with tears praying to God to put smile on their face with at least a child. And despite this, some women still have the guts to bury a rare gift...... i mean bury a baby alive! The baby in this story was found buried alive by her mother. Hours later, she was Excavated and was still found breathing. .

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