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Forum / Family / Mistakes Married Women Makes In Bed!!! (photo) |
on: 19-09-2013 06:55 AM
| * ADMITTING IS THE HARDEST PART - You, yes, you make mistakes in bed... and contrary to what you may believe you're v¤gin¤ is not so magically wonderfulthat he don't notice. Oh, he may not SAY anything, but he noticed. The s¤xual revolution was FIFTY years ago, and the secret is out, WOMEN ENJOY S¤X TOO ... so stop acting like it's a favor you're doing for Him * TAKE IT ALL OFF - Listen, if his having s¤x with you, he like your body... ALL of it, so leaving your shirt on because you think your bre¤sts are too small is just silly, and you're not fooling him... it's not as though he think, "Well, I can't see that part of her so it must be FANTASTIC!" Get n¤k¤d! * LINGERIE IS NOT FOR HIM - Asking him what kind of underwear he'd like to see you in is like asking a shark what kind of seasoning he'd like on his next kill... The fancy underwear you buy is for you to feel sexy, or for your girlfriends to tell you, you look sexy in. Two things you should know about men - (1) his not looking at THE LINGERIE in the Vicky's Secret catalog, and (2) if he think you're hot, we will HONESTLY think so NO MATTER WHAT YOU'RE WEARING (especially if it's not much) * MAKE SOME NOISE - He understand you being shy when he first meet you. He understand you being shy when you meet his friends for the first time. Hell, he even understand you being shy when we're out in public. But, please, when it's n¤k¤y-n¤k¤y time, a little feedback is nice. I mean, you don't have to get into the full on n¤sty talk (but it's ok if you do) but a little moaning, or geez, even a little heavy breathing is nice encouragement. If all he wanted was peace and quiet, he would already be SLEEPING. * N¤PPL¤S ARE THERE FOR SHOW ONLY - Okay, he understand how you can be confused about n¤ppl¤s... Yours are beautiful, unique and fun. But please understand, his are simply decorations. No matter WHAT you've read in magazines, or heard from your friends. It does literally NOTHING for him for you to touch, lick, caress, etc. them... and if I EVER find the person that investing you all in the idea that BITING them is ok, I will drag them out into the street and kill them with a shovel. For more gist click here >> http://www.gistmelove.com/2013/08/mistakes-women-makes-in-bed.html | | |
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Forum / Relationships & Romance / See How Foolish Some Girls Reason But Think They Are In Love. |
on: 19-09-2013 06:50 AM
| When you see some guys take you out, spend uncontrollably/ lavishly on you buyingyou alcohol and food, even when its clear his actions shows some form of irresponsibility you over look it and concentrate only on the fun,whether he's working or not isn't your concern,you don't care where he got the cash from either yours is that you are hanging out with one of the so called"big boys"in town, He drives you around town and later end up having s^x with you,he gives you money in form of T-fare back home.. When you get back home you just can't stop thinking of the fun and the next thing is, you start feeling you are in love,moments later you conclude you just can't stop thinking of him which means you are in love, the next day he calls you out and does the same thing, At this point you not only conclude you are in love but now its a relationship,according to you for him to take you out the second time means you are now dating. Even when its clear the guy is just using you to pass time and satisfy his s^xual desires, you just don't want to believe that's what he is doing, since you've concluded you are now in love. Days later he stops calling you,you start feeling bad telling the whole world your boyfriend no longer call you.. Hellooooooo did I hear you say boyfriend at what point did he become your boyfriend? Accidentally you find him with another girl and you conclude saying men are wicked, oh he dumped you for another girl after you've done so much for him. Hellooooooo once again did I hear you say you did so much, what did you dø, is giving him s^x to cure his s^xual urge the so much you did. Is this how you fall in love,you were only been carried away by what you see and the imagination of your heart and did not fall in love. If you are one of these girls you lack purpose/vision in life, you are lazy and above all you just expressed how unwise you are. Get a life and the only way to get one is to first realize you are foolish and then re-evaluate yourself. For more click here >> http://www.gistmelove.com/2013/09/see-how-foolish-some-girls-reason-but.html#more | | |
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Forum / Family / A WARNING TO ALL PARENTS AND GUARDIANS! |
on: 18-09-2013 06:29 PM
| •Warn your daughter never to sit on anyone’s laps no matter the relationship,even uncles. •Avoid getting dressed in front of your child once he/she is 2years old. Learn to excuse yourself. •If you have to hire a house-help, kindly take them for HIV screening to determine their status, properly interview them and make up your mind to treat them well. Although ''Abiyamo'' does not really encourage this practice. •Never allow any adult refer to your new born as ‘my wife’ or ‘my husband’. •Never tempt your husband with your sister or friend or else he’d say it's hers and the devil’s fault. •Avoid unnecessary familiarity with the opposite sex and make sure you take care of your husband/wife yourself so as not to lead him into temptation. •Whenever your child goes out to play with friends, make sure you look for a way to find out the kind of play they played together, as young people s^xually abuse themselves now. •Never force your child to visit any adult he/she is not comfortable with and also be observant if your child becomes fond of a particular adult. •Once a very lively child suddenly becomes withdrawn, you might need to patiently ask a lot of questions. •If you don’t teach your children about s^x, the society will teach them the wrong values and most likely, in very hard ways. •It's always advisable you go through any new material like cartoons you buy for them before they start seeing it themselves. •Teach your 3-year-olds how to wash their private parts properly and warn them never to allow anyone, including you, touch those areas. Remember, charity begins at home and with YOU. •Blacklist all materials you think could threaten the sanity of your child, that is, music, movies and musicians, and let them understand the value of standing out of the crowd. •Once your child complains about a particular person, don’t keep quiet about it. Take up the case and show you can always defend him/her! *Now, if you find this useful enough, SHARE WITH OTHERS. for more click here '>> www.gistmelove.com/2013/08/a-warning-to-all-parents-and-guardians.html?m=1 | | |
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Forum / Family / My Husband Uses Aboniki, Mentholatum And Powder To Have S^x With Me |
on: 18-09-2013 05:09 PM
| A 43-year-old woman, Omolara Acchoyame, recently dazed her husband before the Igando Customary Court in Lagos State,when she alleged that s^x with her husband was torture. Omolara, who had filed for divorce proceedings against her husband, Solomon Acchoyame, alleged that he exhibited strange behaviours while making love to her. She alleged that he waited for her to sleep, then without waking her up, just opens her clothes and had s^x with her, adding that she never enjoyed this. Omolara further told the court that her husband had three things which he used during s^x for lubrication, listing them as aboniki balm, mentholatum and dusting powder, adding that these things made her hate having s^x with him. She testified that she met her husband 14 years ago and bore him three children, adding that their major quarrel was based on the fact that he didn’t know what he’s doing for a living. “We fought most times before I left home because I don’t know what he does for a living. He goes to his village three times a week and I don’t know the reason for this since his parents are dead and when he comes back, he would say he does not have any money. “ I would go to my sister to borrow money for him for his next trip. Yet, he will come back and curse me and my family and he doesn’t come home until midnight. “My husband does nothing for a living. Please dissolve the marriage so that I can start my life all over again,” she said. In his defence, the 44 year-old husband stated that when he met his wife at the University College Hospital (UCH) in Ibadan, Oyo State, things were going on well for him and it was with his money that he trained her in the university. Solomon said that after a while, he started experiencing financial difficulties and he couldn’t complete his education. “I want to perform my obligations as a father and husband, but I am handicapped,” he said. The case was adjourned till September 25 For more gist click here >> http://www.gistmelove.com/2013/09/my-husband-uses-aboniki-mentholatum-and.html | | |
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Forum / Family / I Love My Husband And I Won't Beat Him Again, Says Wife |
on: 18-09-2013 12:08 PM
| An Osogbo Grade III Customary Court on Tuesday dissolved a 17-year-old marriage of one Asimiyu Oladosu over frequent beating by the wife. Oladosu told the court that his wife, Kehinde, was fond of beating him whenever he returns from church or outings.He said the marriage was blessed with three children but he could no longer bear his wife’s attitude. “I am tired of this marriage due to frequent beating by my wife as well as her nagging nature. She does not go to church and whenever I go to church or vigil, she will not allow me into the house and if she does, she beats me mercilessly. Based on these facts, I want the court to dissolve this union,” he said. The wife, admitted that she usually beat her husband, adding that she did that under the influence of what she called an “unknown spirit.” Kehinde, who cried profusely, prayed the court to settle the matter amicably, adding that she still loves her husband. “What my husband said was true. I always beat him but I do not know what usually comes over me whenever I do that. I still love my husband and I want the matter to be settled amicably. I don’t want to leave him and I promise that I will never beat him again,” the wife said. The President of the court, Mrs Temilade Agboola, pleaded on behalf of the woman and asked the man to forgive her. But Oladosu refused and maintained that he preferred divorce. Agboola said that since the husband wanted a divorce, there was nothing the court could do but to grant the request. She dissolved the marriage and ordered that the wife should take custody of the three children. Agboola also ordered Oladosu to give a monthly up-keep of N9, 000 for the children. looks like the tables are turning: it used to be the other way round! For pix click here : http://www.gistmelove.com/2013/09/court-dissolves-marriage-over-wifes.html | | |
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Forum / Family / Wife Be Contented With your husband!!!(photo) |
on: 18-09-2013 12:04 PM
| TO THE LADIES: You made him swim against the tide just to win yourheart. He went to the end of the world just to show you his the man for you. He had to drive through heavy traffic and dark cloud just to be there when you want him. He did everything you wanted and even had to do more just to show you that he care. His friends called him names because of the way he showed you extra affection and tried to meet every demands of yours. When you finally agreed to be his wife and future partner He thought he could relax a little......................but hell no..........you do not trust him. Why the constant nagging? Why the power tussle? Why did you give your number to the dude on social network? Why are you never contented with what you have? Ladies if you love a man do all you can to keep him be cause a lot of singles out there want what you have... Continue reading click here >> http://www.gistmelove.com/2013/07/wife-be-contented-with-your-husband.html | | |
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Forum / Family / Why Do women Cry So Easily?? |
on: 18-09-2013 04:05 AM
| A little boy asked his mother,"Why are you crying?" "Because I am a woman,"she told him. "I don't understand,"he said.His Mom just hugged him and said,"And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason,"was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked,"God, why do women cry so easily?" God said,"When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure child birth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining. I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly. I gave her strength to carry | | |
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Forum / Family / WHETHER MARRIED OR NOT MARRIED YOU MUST READ THIS STORY |
on: 17-09-2013 05:52 PM
| There was a man who loved his wife very much. He could give her everything he could but the woman never appreciated.Though the man was not rich, but he could share all he had with her. He could buy for her clothes and the only thing his wife could say was that the husband was fulfilling his duty as a Man. The man would buy a dress but in reply, the woman would mock at him, because the dress was of low quality. The man could smile at her wife and tell her "one day, I will become rich and I will buy for you all the expensive things you need " The woman could never make any phone call unless she was requesting anything from her husband and once her request was not granted, all she could do was to quarrel for days, sometimes fight. One evening, the man was coming from work, he bought a Kilogram of meat, happily the poor man expecting to suprise his wife, he reached home found the wife and showed her the package, Then she shouted:"eh! And you call yourself a man? Which husband, apart from you, do you think comes home with just one kilogram, no cooking oil, no other ingredients? You better leave it, you are good-for-nothing husband." then she threw the meat to the bush and went back home. The Husband felt low but he never let down his love for her. One day, the husband felt pain in his left foot, then a Tumour appeared on the foot, it then emerged growing big and more painful. He went to the hospital and was found with cancer, he was poor to have a better medical care. Though he was sick he tried much as he could to provide for his family. Two years later the condition worsened and he was put in the special care unit, he was operated and the foot was removed, but unfortunately it was too late, the disease had affected more parts of the body and at last he called his wife and told him, "LOOK AFTER MY CHILDREN, i feel i can't live any longer though i'll always be with you in spirit, may God be with you" He then breathed his last and died. The woman, and three children cried, for days, they buried him. Two months later, the wife was bowing down on her husbands grave as she said these words: My love, you did all the best to me, you treated me well and gave me all you could, but all i could pay you, was endless quarrels and fights. I never realized your importance until when your gone, when am the one to provide food, clothing, education and many others. I remember when i threw your one Kilogram of meat into the bush, but now i have no where to get it. 'THE GOOD DIE YOUNG' thats why you died when you were still young. A husband whom i could mock at but you only smiled at me. I know you are listening to me and i ask you to forgive me. We are all missing your presence as your youngest daughter Diana is always crying asking when you'll be back. But you will never leave our hearts untill we Join you. May you Rest in Eternal Peace. NOTE: * Always appreciate what you are given, whether small or big. * Love is not all about how much we have, but its all about how we share the little we have. RELEVANCY. Have you ever taken time to thank God for what he has done for you? Many people only remember God when they have problems and once there problems are solved, they don't take time, to thank him or remain close to him. READ THIS LINE, O God, i pray that you keep ur providence to me always and give me an appreciating heart so that i'll always be thankful to whatever you give me AMEN. If you have read the line, click LIKE and right AMEN to claim it. Remember to SHARE to your friends. For more love article click here >> http://www.gistmelove.com/2013/09/whether-married-or-not-married-you-must.html | | | |