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21  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: i don fill am (Page 2) on: 23-09-2015 05:59 PM
ossy congrat u just bought urself a one bedroom apartment in d cemetary ....I hope u have started writing ur obituary
...gift hadluck accept my condolence in advance ur betrothed just phyuked wt d rong guy.I will hang u from a tree wt u own intestine trust me this is a note for u to justmak dat I'm coming after u
22  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / gift becareful about frane on: 23-09-2015 05:37 PM
franel : Sir, you called me?
 Boss : Yeah,go to the rest room and masturbate.
franel: (After few mins) ,done sir
 Boss : Do it again.
 franel: Done again, sir.
 Boss : Do it once more
 franel: Now I don't have
 stamina for it, sir.
 Boss : Very good,here are my car
 keys, drop my daughter at home.
23  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Was There A Turnaround In The Life Of Justmad? Check It Out Yourself..... (Page 2) on: 22-09-2015 05:12 PM
Quote from: giftmurphy on 22-09-2015 04:49 PM
hi everyone !
gift I da suspect say u shop fryd akpu
24  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Help ochuko out lol on: 22-09-2015 05:06 PM
Quote from: omomarty on 22-09-2015 04:44 PM
an open legs will receive the THING...................
omormaty long time how ur family I heard u lost ur job and ur husband holyyeye ran away hardluck my dear'
25  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: i don fill am on: 22-09-2015 04:58 PM
Quote from: jossy4reall on 21-09-2015 11:50 AM
Justmak I dey try to relate with u like nwa afo...I no know wia u go learn spanish laff but abeg no pass ur boundary and come pour sand sand for my garri........I go use ogbunigwe enter *how about sending u álúsí ágbàrà as sallah gift   ..may u end up like franel I go tell u say I be confirmed okija boi wt 10 types of madness ready to us I have used one on franel already don't let me use u wt one becarefull
26  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Justmad Needs A BlackBerry Porsche From Anyone Who Has A Cheerful Heart! on: 19-09-2015 02:48 PM
could this be a joke,?
27  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: i don fill am on: 19-09-2015 02:37 PM
Quote from: jossy4reall on 18-09-2015 06:39 PM
Justmak u kiss monkey nyash?......for ur information Gift no be hausa girl wia dem dey flog man before he go marry the girl....secondly Gift is like salt in the soup wey be say u have to know the quantity so dat u cannot put lower or higher than the soup and by dat u spoil the taste of the soup....that is why u think say she belong to all use but doesn't belong to any body...I know the quantity of the salt "Gift" which I can put in my soup to give it a very good and pleasant taste and aroma.....and mind u....Gift no be Buhari daughter wey belong to every body and at same time belong to no body.....she is the sweetest girl in the joke forum and she belong to no body else than me.....so na u still dey learn but I don master her and if u no take ur time u go see me for ur tv wen dey take light
hoihoihoihoi I laugh in Spanish u don't even know our gift na sugar no be salt but u no fit use her chop garri na only tea u fit use her drink so if u think say u fit buy her cheaply like salt u just d learn the last time I carry her for just one night I no how much I spend if u think say na lie ask franel
28  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: i don fill am on: 19-09-2015 02:37 PM
Quote from: jossy4reall on 18-09-2015 06:39 PM
Justmak u kiss monkey nyash?......for ur information Gift no be hausa girl wia dem dey flog man before he go marry the girl....secondly Gift is like salt in the soup wey be say u have to know the quantity so dat u cannot put lower or higher than the soup and by dat u spoil the taste of the soup....that is why u think say she belong to all use but doesn't belong to any body...I know the quantity of the salt "Gift" which I can put in my soup to give it a very good and pleasant taste and aroma.....and mind u....Gift no be Buhari daughter wey belong to every body and at same time belong to no body.....she is the sweetest girl in the joke forum and she belong to no body else than me.....so na u still dey learn but I don master her and if u no take ur time u go see me for ur tv wen dey take light
hoihoihoihoi I laugh in Spanish u don't even know our gift na sugar no be salt but u no fit use her chop garri na only tea u fit use her drink so if u think say u fit buy her cheaply like salt u just d learn the last time I carry her for just one night I no how much I spend if u think say na lie ask franel
29  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Check Out The Funny Mechanic Justmad In Action on: 19-09-2015 02:27 PM
franel be like flat tire I need to change u so I can move on since u no gree repair again
30  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Revealed! TuFace Went To 'Fcukland' School Of Creative Management [Gist Inside] on: 19-09-2015 02:16 PM
WTF biko!! dm still d ban people for NP so
31  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Comprehension Of Some Past History Of D!ckie The Dog Will Make Your Saturday Fabulous! (Page 2) on: 16-09-2015 11:47 AM
franel and gift drank all the mumu possion ment for a hole generation just bcz the said it's a gift shai shai I go discuss una matter wt okija!!!
32  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: What Would You Do If Your Son Presents THIS Love Of His Life To You? [Photo Inside] (Page 2) on: 16-09-2015 11:30 AM
franel na u be d only problem wa ur family get no wonder ur father disowned u.u ar insulting a man that took ur sister overseas as a cleaner making her the first person since the existence of ur ancestors to travel out of aba she is even the reoson y u have dz phone u ar using and all u could do wt it is to globally insult her on NP...ponga no allow this useless boi stop the good work wa u d do for him family @ list hm sister the scare evil spirit away from ur household
33  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: First Things First (Page 3) on: 16-09-2015 11:00 AM
everybody wants to marry gift I'm not surprised thou cheap commodities normally have lots of buyers
34  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Was There A Turnaround In The Life Of Justmad? Check It Out Yourself..... on: 16-09-2015 10:49 AM
Quote from: dickieponga on 13-09-2015 11:34 PM
Justmak was d doctor, na franel be d cleaner.
If i lie make una look d original post...
hahahaha no be lie the remix no come make sense---franel brain is located @ his leg
35  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: i don fill am on: 15-09-2015 09:54 PM
fill in the gap wt YES or NO
_______I'm mad



for franel only
36  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Check Out The Funny Mechanic Justmad In Action on: 15-09-2015 09:45 PM
this justmak must be really creative
37  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: i don fill am on: 15-09-2015 09:39 PM
jossy so u look for wife sooootaaaaaay u enter joke forum come pick joker,u are a learner so u no knw say gift belong to all use but she doesn't belong to anybody!!u need to be flogged for this faild attemp @ using ur six
38  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: i don fill am on: 14-09-2015 02:38 PM
Quote from: stephen153 on 14-09-2015 10:05 AM
If i tell you say ya brain dey mess you no go gree... so make i just wait for the others make dem come tell you with their mouth
the mess smell enter ur jungle?
39  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / i don fill am on: 14-09-2015 01:31 AM
APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER.
FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HANDWRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS
I justmak hereby apply to marry your daughter Miss gift franel I am _27_ years old.
Please answer the following questions honestly.
1. Are you a Christian ? /No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? /No
3. Are you still a virgin?imposible
4. Are you working? YNo
5. Do you have a car? Yes 2
If your answer to any of the above questions is NO, do not continue. Leave my house and don't look back.
If all your answers were YES, Then continue...
1. In 50 words or more, Describe the disadvantages of cheating in marraige
!) If na me cheat or na she cheat @ d end na she go park and new woman will come in chikena!! Tranfer of ownership is allowed
2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you can give respect to your father-in-law and mother-in-law.
!) U work for me i pay u! No thank u ...good bsness
3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I need money for my hair at the saloon", what would be your answer?
!) She wl make her hair wn she gv me 4 kids thats y i bought her:anufia!!
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
1) wn u marry gift bcz of her beauty and find out l8ter dt her brain level is 0
2) wn she wear pants that always looks like bedspread instead of g_string           
3)wn she has degree and she eat brakefast b4 brushing
4 ) wn i marry her expensivly like gift and her useless father that printed this appeal form is still asking for money

ossy fill the rest
40  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: First Things First on: 13-09-2015 11:46 PM
Quote from: giftmurphy on 11-09-2015 04:04 PM
  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
sweetheart,why did u leave without seeing my people na?he needed to give you a few questionnaires to fill in, please fill in those questionnaires and i'll give u a slick answer, tho questionnaire or not, my heart recognizes what it needs, u need to fill it however, sweety,would u show me the answers here after u done?. Kiss







APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER.

FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HANDWRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS

I _______________ hereby apply to marry your daughter Miss____________. I am _____ years old.

Please answer the following questions honestly.

1. Are you a Christian ? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No
4. Are you working? Yes/No
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No

If your answer to any of the above questions is NO, do not continue. Leave my house and don't look back.

If all your answers were YES, Then continue...

1. In 50 words or more, Describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage.
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________

2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you can give respect to your father-in-law and mother-in-law.
__________________________________________
__________________________________________

3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I need money for my hair at the saloon", what would be your answer?
__________________________________

4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________

5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you?
__________________________________________

6.Do you have both dad and mum together? Yes/No
If No explain why?
_________________________________________

7. Were your parents legally married? Yes/No
If YES for how long?________________________

If the time of their marriage is less than your age, Explain why you were born out of wedlock. _________________________________________

8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" As used by women (100 words)
__________________________________________
__________________________________________

9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep outside his house.
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________

10. In case of divorce, Who do you think is the owner of the kids between father and mother?
_________________________________________

Answer the following by Yes or No.

1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No
2. Do you smoke? Yes/No
3. Are you short-tempered? Yes/No

LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT

1. When can you be free for interviews?___________

2. When is the best time to interview your dad?_________

3. When can I interview your mum?___________________

4. When can I interview your congregation Elders?______________

5. Please stick your passport size photo below which will be put in the newspaper to check if you have other girlfriends.

Sign here: ________________

Sign again: _______________

Thank you for showing interest in my daughter. Your application will be processed in a year's time.

You will be acknowledged only if you emerge successful.

As you are waiting...

*Please don't call me!
*Don't visit me!
*Don't contact my daughter!

If you do, you will be disqualified!

Leave your details in case I need to ask you more questions;

Postal Address: _________________________
Email: __________________________________
Phone: _________________________________
Home:__________________________________
Facebook: ______________________________

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