.A pastor keeps chickens in the church premises, one evening a cock went missing. In church the next day the pastor asked 'who has cock?' All the men got up. 'No, I mean who has seen a cock?' All the women got up,'No, no, I meant who has seen a cock that isn't theirs?' Half of the women got up,' oh for goodness sake! Who has seen my cock?? All the choir girls got up.