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21  Forum / Forum Games / Re: Lets play Journalist... on: 26-06-2007 04:55 PM
U must be tired cos uve been running thru my mind..... (janded)

Hello...u looks familiar...u must b Chi-sumthing.... (ibo)  Roll Eyes

Wats urs?

22  Forum / Forum Games / Re: The OR game on: 26-06-2007 04:53 PM
First child, male....then comes d female

Dinner date or a date in d beach ?
23  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Wat wuld u do? on: 26-06-2007 04:49 PM
Sweety, u misuderstood God....he gave dat responsibility to women...he told them to carry d child and wean the child....dat is y he hooks women with children....U want to tell me u r more capable of weaning, Bosom feeding, packing poos, cleaning diapers and stuff?..abi na already made u wan raise? (age 10)...naaa.. therez nuttn like a motherz love  Kiss
24  Forum / Forum Games / Re: Lets play Journalist... on: 26-06-2007 04:17 PM
cant remember d name of d hospital but it's in enugu state

Whatz d best buffday gift uve ever received and who gave it to u?
25  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Wat wuld u do? on: 26-06-2007 04:10 PM
rily?..howz dat?...who did God give dat responsibility to?....u guyz shuld b d ones carrying dem for 9 months...not after we've suffered, u'l go to court and battle to have them easy....c'mon!  Roll Eyes
26  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Male or female children, which is better? on: 26-06-2007 11:17 AM
Their main problem lies with d family history thing...the sooner dat is erased, the saner such women who have only females will be ..
27  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Wat wuld u do? on: 26-06-2007 11:12 AM
lol....even if Gani was his lawyer, only a fooligh jury will give a gay man d right to raise my kids....cos therez every tendency dat they'l turn gay. Besides, its more natural to have a sane woman raise kids dan an insane man!
28  Forum / Forum Games / Lets play Journalist... on: 26-06-2007 11:06 AM
Herez how this one goes....Interview the person below u by asking any question, the person replies ur question and posts a question for the next person...and so ..on

The aim is to know the next person better... Smiley

I'l start

Watz ur full name?
29  Forum / Forum Games / Re: The OR game on: 26-06-2007 11:04 AM
Listening to music (cos i love dancing)

(whoz butt is sexier?) Beyonce or J-Lo
30  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Why I fired my Secretary on: 26-06-2007 09:31 AM
Why I Fired My Secretary

Last week was my birthday
and I didn't feel very well
waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast
hoping my wife would be pleasant
and say, "Happy Birthday!", and
possibly have a small present for me

As it turned out,
she barely said good morning,
let alone "Happy Birthday."

I thought...
Well, that's marriage for you,
but the kids....
They will remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs to
breakfast and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office,
I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office,
my secretary Jane said,
"Good Morning Boss,
and by the way Happy Birthday! "
It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock,
when Jane knocked on my door
and said, "You know,
It's such a beautiful day outside,
and it is your Birthday,
what do you say we go out to lunch,
just you and me."
I said, "Thanks, Jane,
that's the greatest thing
I've heard all day.
Let's go!"

We went to lunch.
But we didn't go
where we normally would go.
She chose instead a quiet bistro
with a private table.
We had two martinis each
and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office,
Jane said, "You know,
It's such a beautiful day...
We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?"

I responded,
"I guess not. What do you have in mind?"
She said, "Let's drop by my apartment,
it's just around the corner."

After arriving at her apartment,
Jane turned to me and said,
" Boss, if you don't mind,
I'm going to step into the bedroom
for just a moment.
I'll be right back."
"Ok," I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and,
after a couple of minutes,
she came out carrying a huge birthday cake .
Followed by my wife, my kids,
and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy

And I just sat there...

On the couch...

31  Forum / Forum Games / Re: The OR game on: 26-06-2007 09:28 AM
Ur supposed to pick one from my options b4 posting urs...nwayz, i'l do urs..

Strawberry Icecream...(never tasted the other)

Vacation in Iraq or Gaza  Grin
32  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Wat wuld u do? on: 26-06-2007 09:26 AM
lol..never tot of it dat way cos ive discussed it with peeps b4...some pple just feel they r in d wrong body...they fancy d same me y they do but they do..

As for me, i'l file for divorce cos there'z obviously no need to starve myself in dat marriage and i'l fight to get the custody of d kids...

I pray it dosnt happen though  Grin
33  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Male or female children, which is better? on: 26-06-2007 09:21 AM
I guess it goes with the retainership of d family one wants his bloodline/family history to go extinct so they always look for a child that'l carry the name from generation to generation. I just think some families overdo it sha...I mean....if u dont have a male child, take it like dat...dont crucify ur wife...ur better dan those who dont have any...(if u actually give urself the opportunity to REALISE it) Roll Eyes
34  Forum / Forum Games / The OR game on: 25-06-2007 06:34 PM
Herez how this one goes.....

I'l post 2 options, d next person picks one and then posts some options for the following person....and so on...

I'l start......

Vanilla Ice cream or Strawberry Ice Cream
35  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Wat wuld u do? on: 25-06-2007 06:31 PM
If ur spouse.....who uv been married to for 15 years with kids, suddenly decides he or she is uncomfortable with d sex and wants a sex change....a.k.a becomes gay

wuld u divorce him/her and battle for the custody of ur kids or continue d marriage?
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