Probably they took their wedding reception to the Elephant's territory without his permission. Lol!

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Am sure that 93% will not get this right:
1. Singing
2. Screaming
3. 4ucking
5. Shouting
This for 18+ year & above.

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So, Orire Shola Alao, what do you have to say to this?
Oshiomole has apologised and gave the woman #2m

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NIKKAH CEREMONY
BETWEEN
OMOLARA AND OLANIYI (A.K.A SANYERI)
@ ANCHOR EVENTS PLACE AGIDINGBI, IKEJA LAGOS STATE
ON SUNDAY 1ST DECEMBER 2013


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"Dear Gistmelover,
I am a very troubled man and I don’t know if I am doing the right thing by writingyou this letter.
I have been unfaithful and I am paying the price for it.
I really don’t know where to start. I met this nice beautiful God-fearing lady and we have been dating for 2 years now and she has changed my life.
I decided to pop the question last year with the intention of getting married this December.
Would you believe we have never had s*x until 2 weeks ago when we did our engagement?
That is how special she is to me thus I was ready to wait.
Gistmelover, to rewind my story, early this year, I bumped into my ex-girlfriend of two years ago at a corporate event outside town, it was a 3-day event and I bumped into her on the second day.
We spoke at length during dinner time and I told her about my marriage because I realized she was coming on to me.
The night ended early for the two of us because my fiancé called and I was glad she did.
On the last day, we had a closing party and I got a little tipsy but not drunk to not know what I was doing.
My Ex continued flirting and this I must shamefully admit, I got very turned on.
She whispered into my ears that she had a wedding gift for me in her room and I foolishly followed her.
And it happened. After s*x,
I disgracefully crawled out of her bed and went to my room.
I was so ashamed I could not even say goodbye to anyone and I left at dawn back to Accra.
Fast forwarding to now, I have kept this as a secret and a regrettable mistake for months but they say the evil that men do lives after them… hhmm Naa,
I decided to go do a full body test after I started feeling funny some days ago only to find out I was HIV positive.
I called my ex because I suspected she gave me the virus and she told me that, that was the wedding gift she had for me.
I am so broken Naa, I am so sad, and I feel like committing suicide.
If I broke my fiance’s virginity and made love to her two weeks ago after our engagement, then Tales this means I could have infected her.
I don’t know what to do, how do I tell her I might have infected her ?
How do I tell her I cheated on her months ago and got infected. Hhhmm Naa, I need help what should I do because at this moment,
I could drink poison and avoid seeing the hurt in my fiance’s eyes."

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FILL THE FORM IN OWN HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS.
I, _____, hereby apply to marry your daughter
Sir. I am _____ years old. Please answer the following questions honestly.1. Do you go to church/mosque? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No.
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No.
4. Are you working? Yes/No.
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No.
If your answer to any of the above questions was NO, do not continue. Leave my house and don't look back.
If all your answers were YES, then continue.
1. In 50 words or more, describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage.______ ______________
2. With the aid of a diagram, explain how you can give respect to your father in-law or mother in-law.
3. Suppose your wife says,"honey, I need money for my hair-style at the saloon", what would you answer? _______________ _____
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce. _______________
5. What does the term'good husband'mean to you _______________ _____
6. Do you have both dad and mum? Yes/No. If No, explain why?
7. Were your parents legally married? Yes/No.
If YES, for how long? If the time of their marriage is less than your age, explain why you were born out of wedlock.
8. Explain the meaning of''COME HOME EARLY"as used by women. (100 words)
9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep outside his house.
10. In case of divorce, who do you think is the owner of the kids between father and mother?
Answer the following by Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No.
2. Do you smoke? Yes/No.
3. Are you short-tempered? Yes/ No.
LAST PART, BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT.
1. When can you be free for interviews? ____________
2. When can be the best time to interview your dad____________ __
3. When can I interview your mum? _______________ _____
4. When can I interview your church pastor.or your imam
5. Please stick your passport size photo below, which which will be put in newspaper to check if you have other girlfriends.
Sign here: ___________
Sign again: _______


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These days we all know what we call sugardaddys and mummys but let’s dwell with the Sugardaddys for now.Some ladies have always preferred dating married men and they claim to have their reasons. Let’s analyse it one by one: They claim married men are:
1. More Responsible: How can ladies think a married man will be more responsible. Let me start by saying,if a man cheats on his wife with you,that’s an height of irresponsibility.
2. More Caring: What is so caring about them? They just have to be so nice and caring at times to get into the ladies mind.
They are more experienced ,so being caring is an easy thing. It doesn’t make them right for you.
3. More generous: Yes,this is the best part. Ladies prefer the married men because they love to throw more cash around.
They have the money,so spending to get into your thighs isn’t difficult. You are still not so valuable enough because of the money.
4. Better In Bed: Says who? Abeg!!! Who says the younger guys aren’t better. Look for a better reason.
5. More Matured and Experienced: If they are so matured,they should know you are too young for them and concentrate on their wife. Experience about life should keep them committed not loose. Like it or now, dating a married man is bad. Forget the help, work on your own life too. Don’t give an excuse of not being lucky with young guys,open your eyes well to see the right one and don’t judge with money or pocket size. Rather than focusing on looks,cash etc look out for purpose, an enterprising man, a man with vision and action.
Stop playing that game.
One question for the ladies: “Would you love to share your husband with another man?” If no,then leave that man alone and gain your respect.
Married men, focus on your wife’s strength. Make her better.
Spend on her. Teach her the styles and trend you like.
Stop looking outside there. Its dangerous too.
A word is enough for the wise!!!!!!!


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Packets of garri like this one were given outby a bride's family to guests that attended their daughter/sister's wedding on the 19th of Octorber, 2013.
Bride's name is Yemi
Happy Married life!!!


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1)Some people tend to say facebook relationship is not real becauseyou dont put your effort to it...
Imagine in a case where you meet someone on facebook,you rely on facebook for communication with HIM OR HER because you met there...Even friendship wont work like that...
2)You dont call or even text HIM/HER to check on them,all you wait for them to come online and reply your message?
You are a LIAR to think that relationship will work...
3)Some ladies when some guys ask for your number,it does not mean they want to ask you out or something,some just want to know you better or better still get serious with you...
They may just want to be a close friend...
4)Example i meet someone on facebook, when i want to see her,should i keep chatting with her till the day i see her?
Does it make any sense? Please i write this because we need to change the way we think here and God Help us achieve whatever we SEEK!!!


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