A beautiful young woman, on an international flight turns to the priest Akpos beside her and asked; Father, may I ask a favour?
Akpos the priest said; Of course you may. What can I do for you?
The woman said; Well, I bought this expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I’m afraid that they’ll confiscate it from me. Is there anyway that you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?
Akpos the priest said; I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you. I will not lie.
The woman said; With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.
When they got to Customs, the young lady let Akpos the priest go ahead of her.
The Customs Officer asked; Father, do you have anything to declare?
Akpos said; From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.
The Officer thought this answer strange, so he asked; And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?
Akpos said; I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.
Roaring with laughter, the Officer said; God bless you, Father, you can go.
n ugly woman walk in a store with her two kids, yelling at them. Akpors, the store clerk pleasantly said, "Good morning ma'am and welcome. Nice children. Are they twins? The ugly woman stop yelling and said, "Hell no, they are not. One is 9 yrs old & the other is 7 yrs old. Why dah hell would you think they are twins, are you blind, or stupid?" Akpors replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid ma'am, I just can't believe someone would sleep with you twice!!" ONE WORD Akpors
Boy drops girl at home, he puts his hand on d wall by d gate for support, leans towards her..
BOY : Can I kiss you ? GIRL : Not now, I'm at home. BOY : Please. GIRL : No. BOY : You were too sweet in bed today. GIRL : Woooow! you too, full of energy. I could not believe we had four rounds. BOY : Let me kiss you good night. GIRL : Someone may be watching, they still think I'm a virgin at home.
This goes on for ten minutes, then girl's brother appears at the gate and says "Dad says whether you kiss him or not its your decision, but tell that bastard to remove his hand from the intercom button, everyone at home is listening to your conversation"
3 girls were bathing, 2 boys were passing by and suddenly a strong wind cameand took off the wrapper they used in making a cover for the bathroom..
-First girl quickly used her two hands to cover her two boobs -Second girl quickly used her two hands and covered her private parts -Third girl quickly used her both hands and covered her face..
NOW.. WHO WAS WISER AMONG THE THREE GIRLS?? Logged Niger
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