WHAT DA . .. 

Bros! if shes pretty
and you dont know what to ask,
bring her here let me ask her. ..

why should choose when i can have both. ..

Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her inlaws, and while there, she went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car.

He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.

A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

'WE ARE carrying BOMBs to 'HIT' the ENEMIES of GOD! 
This was the content oF a tape realeased by the al Qaeda in Yemen four days b4 mudallad's failed attempt.,
the 23 year old  charged 4 tryn 2 blow up the US airliner also tells the FBI that more bombers are on the way to target the US..

 

"JUDGE not a movie by its Name, trailer, or Hype"

They say its the best since Sean Connery's GoldFinger, thats logical becos it was back n the days, and special effects have become more realistic now..
    1)Personally the film was a bit fast (at least 4 the average human)
    2)james bond was too fierce, and not romantic like the normal 007
    3)the producers a bit of rushed the film, basking on the hype of the previous movies....

enof of my comments,
 I"m pretty sure you did see the movie .. whats your say

  see me see question ooooooo!!!
Okay lets see mmmmmm,
1) Ignorance from both parties
the man shuld konw he married the most wonderful woman on earth, a damsel ..  (unless he didnt) 
the woman fails to look attractive (I mean if she's not naturally going to be attractive on a daily basis she's got some work there man,,)

2)lust (an inexplicaple force that shuld be contained or controlled)

3)Trust, Love Faith and the rest(etc).....
I mean every day shuld look like your honeymoon, (though not too soppy)

I think the words kidnapped, maybe by the militants....
I think they shuld first,
 be able to build and maintain a train station b4..,
what am i saying, let them build Good roads that
last then i wuld be convinced they are getting somewhere...

though ice-cream's not bad,
sincerely ii wuld go 4 G.
BUT then just becos i want things done perfectly and with precision,
I wuld spice it up with some milk and choco, ...mmm fulfiling
Tell me now WHO'S DA BOSS...  lets not forget it cold.... hah hHAA

Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first blonde, Judy plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second blonde, Buffy, in great detail. The robbery begins...

 
Judy drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to Buffy, "I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you understand the plan?" "Perfectly," said Buffy. Buffy goes in the bank while Judy waits in the getaway car. One minute passes... Two minutes pass... Seven minutes pass... and Judy is really stressing out. Finally, the bank doors burst open! And here comes Buffy. She's got a safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car. About the time she gets the safe in the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst open again with the security guard coming out. The guard's pants and underwear are down around his ankles while he is firing his weapon. As the gals are getting away, Judy says "You are such a blonde! I thought you understood the plan!" Buffy said, "I did... I did exactly what you said!" "No, you idiot," said Judy. "You got it all mixed up. I said tie up the GUARD and blow the SAFE!"

 

cOPUTER VILLAGE WAS SEALED TODAY THE 20th NOV,
 WITH  MOBILE POLICE GUARDING  EVERYWHERE,
  SOMETHING ABOUT TAX PAYMENT....
some shop owners protest.. that they do pay their tax..
others say they dont...
some others say they pay but dont get their receipts...

well de deed is done, they better find a solution quickly..
a place like that shouldnt be put under lock and key 4 very long a time you know..

if suddenly you discovered you've been bestowed
with the power to freeze time and do whatsoever
you want in any part of the world in just 5min. . what would that be?