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1  Forum / Politics / Re: Asari Dokubo gives Nigerians conditions for peace, says my boys will blow Nig if on: 10-02-2014 11:37 AM
Quote from: emekaeneh on 10-02-2014 11:09 AM
He is just a noise maker
Let's wait till 2015
Eneh say so via nokia 3310
True talk...if the stars are not afraid of the sun then let them shine in the afternoon. atlist bokos are still onpoint.  Jonathan is a manipulator.
2  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Cow rustlers sack Zamfara village *kills 22 villagers*.#mind not the pic displayed# on: 10-02-2014 11:25 AM
Cow rustlers sack
Zamfara village again
*Kill 22 villagers, 1
mobile policeman *Raze
22 houses
Written by  Oluwatoyin Malik
Sunday, February 9, 2014
Gunmen suspected to be cow
rustlers, on Friday evening,
invaded Tunga Rakunmi village
in Maru Local Government Area
of Zamfara State, killing 22
villagers and one mobile
policeman.
In addition, about 22 houses and
37 motorcycles were razed by
the cow rustlers who came in
threes on motorcycles.
According to information
gathered by Sunday Tribune,
about 100 cow rustlers arrived
at the village at about 6.30 p.m.,
armed with AK 47 rifles and
Rocket Propelled Grenades (RPGs)
and operated in the village for
about two hours.
The situation was reportedly
made worse, due to lack of
means of communication in the
village which is about four hour-
drive to the headquarters of the
local government.
Aside the houses and
motorcycles, food stuffs stored
in barns for sale and
consumption were reportedly
destroyed after they were set on
fire.
The cow rustlers were suspected
to have mobilised themselves
from Kaduna and Niger states
and joined others in Zamfara on
the revenge of the resistance put
up by Tunga Rakunmi indigenes
when the hoodlums invaded
their village about two months
ago.
The villagers reportedly arose in
self-defence and overpowered
the cow rustlers, burning their
motorcycles, while many of them
escaped with bullet wounds.
Though it was learnt that about
10 mobile policemen posted to
the area to prevent attacks by
the cow rustlers fought hard by
shooting at the invading
hoodlums, the law enforcement
agents were overwhelmed by
their number and the
sophisticated weapons they
brought for the attack.
The villagers were said to have
buried their dead according to
Islamic rites, while the injured
were still nursing their wounds.
3  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Read and reason for yourself. on: 10-02-2014 08:43 AM
Once a group of 50 people was
attending a
seminar.
Suddenly the speaker stopped
and started giving
each one a balloon. Each one was
asked to write
his/her name on it using a
marker pen. Then all
the balloons were collected and
put in another
room.
Now these delegates were let in
that room and
asked to find the balloon which
had their name
written, within 5 minutes.
Everyone was frantically
searching for their name,
colliding with each other,
pushing around others
and there was utter chaos.
At the end of 5 minutes no one
could find their
own balloon.
Now each one was asked to
randomly collect a
balloon and give it to the person
whose name
was written on it. Within minutes
everyone had
their own balloon.
The speaker began--- Exactly this
is happening in
our lives. Everyone is frantically
looking for
happiness all around, not
knowing where it is.
Our happiness lies in the
happiness of other
people. Give them their
happiness, you will get
your own happiness. And this is
infact one among the top
purpose of
human life.
Is this not what everyone is
looking for??
4  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Akpoz Again. on: 10-02-2014 07:52 AM
Akpos, a driver who
survived in a tragic accident
which rendered 50 people
dead at Lagos-Ibadan
Express Way was remanded
in police custody to assist in
police investigation.
Here is the Interrogation:
POLICE: Mr Akpos, how did
you end up killing 50 people?
AKPOS: I was driving at
150km/hr when I saw two
men crossing the road. On
the other side, a wedding
was taking place. I hit the
brake but it failed, so I had
to make a choice; either hit
the two men or run into the
wedding party.
POLICE: You should have hit the
two men of
course to reduce Casualties!
AKPOS: Exactly, Oga police its like
we think
alike oooh! Its just that after
hitting
one, the other man escaped
into the wedding party.
POLICE: So, what did you do?
AKPOS: I went after him
ofcourse. You know naa,,, in
order to
balance the equation…But
unfortunately, people lost
their lives in the process.
One word for Akpoz!.
5  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: ADVICE TO MEN! on: 8-02-2014 03:13 PM
Quote from: Jeninflower on  8-02-2014 02:23 PM
Grin Grin  Grin Grin Grin funny post,@poster dis year don't approach any already made girls ooo, deeper life will be okay for you so dat u can build ur own house Grin
lolz you mean am?
6  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: what is wrong with this picture ------ ? SAY IT LOUD Edition on: 8-02-2014 03:09 PM
I LOVE YOU.
7  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: ADVICE TO MEN! on: 8-02-2014 09:51 AM
Quote from: potential24 on  8-02-2014 09:36 AM
this post is strictly for nigerian men. shikina...
8  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / 15 Things you should know about pigs. on: 8-02-2014 09:46 AM
15
Things You Should Know About
Pigs:
1) A pig is a real garbage gut. It
will eat anything including urine,
excrement, dirt, decaying animal
flesh, maggots, or decaying
vegetables. They will even eat the
cancerous growths off other pigs
or animals.
2) The meat and fat of a pig
absorbs toxins like a sponge.
Their meat can be 30 times more
toxic than beef or venison.
3) When eating beef or venison, it
takes 8 to 9 hours to digest the
meat so what little toxins are in
the meat are slowly put into our
system and can be filtered by the
liver. But when pork is eaten, it
takes only 4 hours to digest the
meat. We thus get a much higher
level of toxins within a shorter
time.
4) Unlike other mammals, a pig
does not sweat or perspire.
Perspiration is a means by which
toxins are removed from the
body. Since a pig does not sweat,
the toxins remain within its body
and in the meat.
5) Pigs and swine are so
poisonous that you can hardly kill
them with strychnine or other
poisons.
6) Farmers will often pen up pigs
within a rattlesnake nest because
the pigs will eat the snakes, and if
bitten they will not be harmed by
the venom.
7) When a pig is butchered,
worms and insects take to its
flesh sooner and faster than to
other animal's flesh. In a few
days the swine flesh is full of
worms.
Swine and pigs have over a
dozen parasites within them, such
as tapeworms, flukes, worms, and
trichinae. There is no safe
temperature at which pork can be
cooked to ensure that all these
parasites, their cysts, and eggs
will be killed.
9) Pig meat has twice as much fat
as beef. A 3 oz T bone steak
contains 8.5 grams of fat; a 3 oz
pork chop contains 18 grams of
fat. A 3 oz beef rib has 11.1
grams of fat; a 3 oz pork spare
rib has 23.2 grams of fat.
10) Cows have a complex
digestive system, having four
stomachs. It thus takes over 24
hours to digest their vegetarian
diet causing its food to be
purified of toxins. In contrast, the
swine's one stomach takes only
about 4 hours to digest its foul
diet, turning its toxic food into
flesh.
11) The swine carries about 30
diseases which can be easily
passed to humans. This is why
God commanded that we are not
even to touch their carcase
(Leviticus 11:Cool.
12) The trichinae worm of the
swine is microscopically small,
and once ingested can lodge itself
in our intestines, muscles, spinal
cord or the brain. This results in
the disease trichinosis. The
symptoms are sometimes lacking,
but when present they are
mistaken for other diseases, such
as typhoid, arthritis, rheumatism,
gastritis, MS, meningitis, gall
bladder trouble, or acute
alcoholism.
13) The pig is so poisonous and
filthy, that nature had to prepare
him a sewer line or canal running
down each leg with an outlet in
the bottom of the foot. Out of this
hole oozes pus and filth his body
cannot pass into its system fast
enough. Some of this pus gets
into the meat of the pig.
14) According to Jewish law, pork
is one of a number of foods
forbidden from consumption by
Jews. These foods are known as
"non-kosher" foods. In order for
a meat to be kosher, it must first
come from a kosher animal. A
kosher animal must be a ruminant
and have split hooves - therefore
cows, sheep, goats and deer are
all kosher, whereas camels and
pigs (having each only one sign
of kashrut) are not kosher.
15) Quran, Holy book of Muslims
also prohibits consumption of
pork.
"He has made unlawful for you
that which dies of itself and blood
and the flesh of swine and that
on which the name of any other
than Allah has been invoked. But
he who is driven by necessity,
being neither disobedient nor
exceeding the limit, then surely,
Allah is Most Forgiving, Merciful."
Quran 2:173
I cannot understand why anyone
would eat it. You might as well
vacuum all day and then take the
vacuum bag and make a nice
soup out of it.
"Of course our Creator has given
us the health laws through the
Holy Quran and not eating pigs is
even CLEARLY mentioned in the
Bible (Leviticus 11:07)
But some humans think they are
more intelligent than the Creator
so they choose
9  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / ADVICE TO MEN! on: 8-02-2014 09:18 AM
WARNING TO ALL BOYFRIENDS !!...
1 Brazilian hair = 68 bags of
cement
1 Handbag = 10 Tankers of
water
1 Quality shoe = 1 Trailer of sand
1 iphone 5 = 6500 Blocks
Just these are enough to build a
2-bedroom
flat.
LADIES PLEEEEEEASE if you LOVE
ΰя
Boyfriend,
be kind enough to let
your boyfriend be a LANDLORD
this year!!!
So GUYs let's join hands together
and
postponed dis coming
VAL.
10  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Atiku cannot be godfather to APC – Oshiomhole on: 4-02-2014 09:58 PM
Quote from: freeway001 on  4-02-2014 09:46 PM
You need a visa to nigeria to comment here. FACE UR OWN WAHALA THEN in ur onw land na.
    gbam. u don talkam finish.
11  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: D’banj officially signed two new artiste to his DB records on: 4-02-2014 09:52 PM
Tz Vanity.
12  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Akpos Babe Needs Your Advice. on: 4-02-2014 06:20 PM
Quote from: Badmajor4 on  4-02-2014 05:40 PM
Am contesting for miss Nigeria.
Akpos My boyfriend told me to
contest for miss Nigeria because am the prettiest lady on earth,
that is why i make up like ghost.
Will you vote for me?
YES OR NO.
You can also rate me in a word
 

hmmm. Oya let help our 9ja babe she need us...
13  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Akpos Babe Needs Your Advice. on: 4-02-2014 05:40 PM
Am contesting for miss Nigeria.
Akpos My boyfriend told me to
contest for miss Nigeria because am the prettiest lady on earth,
that is why i make up like ghost.
Will you vote for me?
YES OR NO.
You can also rate me in a word
 

hmmm. Oya let help our 9ja babe she need us...
14  Forum / Politics / Re: Let The Party Begin! APC Launches A Customized Bottle Of Champagne on: 3-02-2014 10:16 PM
Esoterically speaking; APC aint drunkers from the picture above we would atlist be able detect that. Muslims dont drink, so i descern not all of them drank from that bottle.

I see APC taking 9ja to the next level...
15  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: WAEC Introduces Painting, Decorating, Photography And 36 Other Subjects on: 3-02-2014 06:33 PM
Esoterically Speaking.. we neva fit pass the little one wey dey ground now nai dem dey add anoda ond?   anyway its good 2 knw.
16  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: The Man I Need In My Next Marriage – Actress Chika Ike on: 3-02-2014 11:19 AM
Esoterically Speaking; Am outta here!
17  Forum / Politics / Re: Anti-gay law: Nigeria accuses US, UK, Others Of Double Standards on: 3-02-2014 07:30 AM
ESOTERICALLY SPEAKING; The westernise Dogs has licked the Ass of the Black nations thats why they spit sh*t whenever they tryna make a point. Tongue
18  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Chika Ike Releases More Pictures From Her 2014 Calender Shoot on: 1-02-2014 01:33 PM
ESOTERICALLY SPEAKING; These has nfn to do with me.

Jesus is coming soon, hope we are prepared?
19  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Cossy Photo Of Joselyn Dumans and Joseph Benjamin In Ghana on: 31-01-2014 06:09 PM
ESOTERICALLY SPEAKING; What does this has to do with us?
20  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Goddess Of X, Maheeda Talks All In Her Recent Interview With Avante TV [Video] on: 31-01-2014 05:58 PM
ESOTERICALLY SPEAKING; Its high time we forget about viz bitch!
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