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1  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Man arrested for impregnating daughter on: 5-03-2012 05:59 AM
even though she undressed naked what kind of devil would have allowed him to committ such act... i undress myself infront of my dad till i was at the age of 24yrs and even my dad helps me to lock my bra cos i see nothing in a father helping his daughter to lock or unlock bra.. everything sin a man commits they blame to the devil....
2  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: LASU tuition fees increased on: 5-10-2011 09:56 PM
if i talk dem go say i too dey talk..... to be candid there is nothing like this in US. here in US the government are the one responsible for the student fee and textbook. what they do is that they beg u to come n further ur education and they will be responsible for the payment. Nigeria? i just can't say anything, i only pray that it turns for the good...
3  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: She was given a very tempting offer, What should she do? on: 12-08-2011 01:38 AM
Quote from: drnoel on 11-08-2011 11:32 PM
Quote from: HOPEA23 on 11-08-2011 11:26 PM
Quote from: drnoel on 11-08-2011 11:25 PM
Quote from: HOPEA23 on 11-08-2011 11:12 PM
i don't mind..besides it being a brother keeper..or sister keeper

oh!!! I comment my reserve...
Grin Grin why na..abegg talk na?

d money is tempting but that proposal is amoral, fcuk anoda woman's husband cos u get paid and a job
4  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: "Thank God We're Not A Nigerians" - Ghana Boys Diss Nigeria [Music Video] on: 12-08-2011 01:33 AM
they r bunch of malu's
5  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Jealous hubby pounds wife to death on: 15-05-2011 11:04 PM
May her soul rest in perfect peace...... For goodness sake i believe d devil pushed him by sending his wife to an early grave. Thats y In the Western World You cannot raise ur hands and beat a woman, otherwise na for jail you go meet urself.
6  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Nollywood actor Ashley Nwosu is dead! on: 21-04-2011 05:08 PM
may His Gentle Soul Rest in Perfect Peace.... what  a Loss.....!!!!!!!!!
7  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: I dress like a lady to deceive men, says arrested teenager on: 24-01-2011 03:05 AM
pls d government should leave him alone. if it was not naija economy i don't think d poor boy will decide to do such act, afterall no be say he steal. instead of them to look for solution for him, they r prosecuting for offence wey he no commit.
8  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Jobless Man Jumps Into Lagoon on: 17-01-2011 10:21 PM
Na wa o.... Naija government. Thats y i luv American Government. Immediatiately they will first of all make sure that he is Ok, then take him to rehabilitation then once he is out they will get him a Job. Naija gvment r too funny.
9  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: ID Cabasa, Toni Payne Shuns 9ice Birthday on: 17-01-2011 10:16 PM
na wa o  Shocked i can't shout. Whatever the misunderstanding is they should settle it cos is destroying thier career.
10  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: "I use my earnings for my education" – 10-year-old cobbler on: 6-01-2011 07:52 PM
pls if there is any means i can contact this little boy i wouldn't mind to help. pls. his story made me shed tears, it is so pathetic.
11  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: When You Are Angry............. on: 17-12-2010 02:01 AM
if it is with my bf, i just smile and remain silent.
12  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: US deports 80 Nigerians weekly, says cleric on: 15-12-2010 06:20 PM
i believe what they posted is true but the amount is what i don't know of. course it might be from different kinds of states in US thats  makes it up about 380. But pls. i do say this there is nothing there. people wey get papers no get job but when them tell them they won't believe they will say he or she is in the land of gold. abeg make una tell them.
13  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Nigerian Parents Paid Rick Ross $100,000 To Attend Son's Birthday on: 14-12-2010 10:53 PM
later, they will say there is no money in naija. na wa. let me  remain silence
14  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: What intimate Xmas gift will you give your partner? on: 13-12-2010 12:35 AM
i never know o. cos i dey even think wetin i go buy for am o
15  Forum / Relationships & Romance / HOW ABOUT on: 11-12-2010 09:27 PM
 ???if they have washing machine at home? i think the ladies will do it but i m not disputing the fact that they should not wash thier husband or fiance clothes with thier hands cos when i was back home i use to wash my parents clothes with my bare hands but ever since i v gotten here i c dat we can still modernise our ways of doing things like making use of the Washing Machine.  Kiss
16  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Public Kiss? on: 4-12-2010 06:51 AM
 Cheesy y not? we the africans, i don't think we are civilised cos here in US they do it in the public, private, public-private, name it i mean anywhere. so what is bad in kissing the one you love in public?
17  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Doing It In The Dark on: 21-11-2010 12:18 PM

Claire was becoming frustrated with her husband's insistence that they always have sex in the dark.

Hoping to rid him of his inhibitions, during a passionate evening she flipped on her reading lamp and was shocked to find a cucumber in his hand.

"Is this what you have been using on me for the past 8 years?" she exclaimed.

"Honey, let me explain…." he pleaded.

"You sneaky swine!" she screamed. "You impotent Son of a Bitch!"

"Speaking of sneaky!" he interjected,
"Perhaps you'd care to explain our two children!!"
18  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / The Goodnight Kiss on: 21-11-2010 12:14 PM

One night a guy takes his girlfriend home.

They are about to kiss each other goodnight, but the guy is feeling a little horny.

With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her "Darling, would you give me a blow job?"

Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"

Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"

Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"

Him: "Oh come on, there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"

Her: "No way. It's just too risky!"

Him (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much!"

Her: "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"

Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?"

Her: "No, no. I just can't"

Him: "I beg you... "

Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pyjamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says:

"Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he'll come down himself and do it. But for god sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom.."
19  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / How Many Women on: 21-11-2010 12:12 PM

After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past.

"C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?"

"Baby," he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit".

Kim promised she wouldn't get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her.

"Okay," he said, "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there's you - nine, ten, 11, 12, 13.."
20  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / A CHINESE COUPLE IN BED on: 24-10-2010 09:00 AM
An elderly Chinese couple was lying in bed.
"You used to hold my hands when we were in bed." said his wife.
Grudgingly the man held her hands for a few seconds.

"You used to kiss me good night before we slept." said the woman.
He gave her a peck on the cheek and turned away onto his side.

"You used to bite my ears before we made love." said the woman.
He jumped out of bed and walked towards the door.
"Where are you going?"
"To get my teeth."
         By Mark Lui  Undecided
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