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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / LETTER FROM $ENATE TO OGA JONA |
on: 1-10-2012 11:52 AM
| Dear Bo$$ in thi$ team , we all need $ome thing mo$t and we are de$perate, you $hould under$tand our need$, we gave $o much $upport and $ervice to make $ure we all are in $enate , we are $ure you will re$pond $oon . your$ $incerely $enate
reply by oga jona
hello $ men i kNOw you tried so much NOwadays , and NOthing has change , you must have NOtice that oil market is NOt doing NOticeably well, because world leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if usa will go into aNOther recession , after the NOvermber presidential election they may NOt have much to share NOw , you kNOw what i mean. yours jONa
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / what your name stands for |
on: 29-08-2012 07:46 AM
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U.G.A.N.D.A = U go away Nj dance Azonto G.H.A.N.A= Go have a night alone. L.A.G.O.S= LOVE ALL GIRLS ON SUNDAY. N.I.G.E.R.I.A= NIGHT INSPIRE GREAT ROSES IN ADMIRATION. H.O.L.L.A.N.D= Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies. I.T.A.L.Y.= I Trust And Love You. L.I.B.Y.A.= Love Is Beautiful; You Also. F.R.A.N.C.E.= Friendships Remain And Never Can End. C.H.I.N.A.= Come Here... I Need Affection. B.U.R.M.A.= Between Us, Remember Me Always. N.E.P.A.L.= Never Ever Part As Lovers. I.N.D.I.A.= I Nearly Died In Adoration. K.E.N.Y.A= Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing. C.A.N.A.D.A.= Cute And Naughty Action that developed into attraction K.O.R.E.A.= Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every adversity. E.G.Y.P.T.= Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing! M.A.N.I.L.A.= May All Nights Inspire Love Always. P.E.R.U.= Phorget (Forget) Everyone... Remember Us. T.H.A.I.L.A.N.D .= Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull. C.U.B.A.= Caring, Understanding and Beautiful Angel. S.O.U.T.H.A.F.R.I.C.A=Sexy Outstandng Understandng Trustng Humans Attractive Females Rocks In Cute Attire.... J.A.P.A.N - JUST ALWAYS PRAY AT NIGHT | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / THE BOSS AND HIS NEW SECRETARY |
on: 16-08-2012 08:54 PM
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[/u][/color][/b] BOSS:- my dear i am so happy today and i wish to share my happness with you, SEC; - what was that sir? BOSS:- i won a jackpot and i am ready to spend the money with u now. SEC :- how sir.? BOSS :- i will drop $5000 on the floor , you pick it and as u are picking it , i will zip down and give it to you from back very fast, once u pick the money i will stop. THE GIRL NOW PUT A CALL TO HER BF AND TELL HIM ABOUT IT, THE BF REPLY,...= ask him drop $10,000 and pick it with ur two hand before he zip down u are with the money already. after 4hours, the bf now put a call to his gf, BF:- babe how far? when are u coming with the money,? GF :- the bastard drop $10,000 coins i am still picking it and he still phyuking me from back.. the bf collapse... | | |
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Forum / Politics / Re: EXPOSED: Faces Of Alleged Fuel Subsidy Fund Thieves [Photos] |
on: 26-07-2012 01:46 PM
| THUNDER FIRE YOU POSTER! THIS POSTER IS A BASTARD AND A TRIBALIST, HE REFUSED TO LIST THEIR NAMES HERE BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL OF YORUBAS AND HAUSAS. FOLKS HERE ARE THEIR NAMES,
N13.4B Fuel Subsidy Fraud: 1st 20 Suspects Named by xremmy: 3:25pm On Jul 24 The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission yesterday said a staff of the Petroleum Products Pricing and Regulatory Agency(PPPRA), Fakuade Babafemi Ebenezer, a director with Akintola Williams Deliote accounting firm, Ezekiel Olaleye Ejidele and 18 others for trial in connection with alleged fuel subsidy fraud of N13, 403,504,083billion.
The suspects will face trial for purportedly importing about 237million litres of petroleum products which the anti-graft commission could not trace.
According to a statement by the Head of Media and Publicity of the EFCC, Mr. Wilson Uwujaren, the affected suspects will face trial in Lagos courts.
The commission said the 20 suspects belong to the first batch of 140 individuals and organizations being investigated over fuel subsidy scam.
A breakdown of the suspects showed that seven companies and 13 individuals are involved.
The statement said: “The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, has concluded arrangements to prosecute the first batch of 18 suspects implicated in the oil subsidy fraud. The suspects, comprising six oil companies and 11 individuals, will be docked in Lagos courts.
“The companies involved are: Nasaman Oil Services; Eternal Oil and Gas Plc; Ontario Oil & Gas Plc; Nadabo Energy Limited; Pacific Silver Line Limited, Axenergy Limited and Fago Petroleum and Gas Limited.
“The 12 individuals involved in the scam are: Mamman Nasir Ali; Christian Taylor; Mahmud Tukur; Ochonogor Alex; Walter Wagbatsoma; Adaoha Ugo-Ngadi; Fakuade Babafemi Ebenezer; Ezekiel Olaleye Ejidele; Abubakar Ali Peters; Jude Agube Abalaka, Abdulahi Alao and Oluwaseun Ogunbanbo.
“Ezekiel Olaleye Ejidele is director of the accounting firm, Akintola Williams Deliote while Fakuade Babafemi Ebenezer is a staff of the Petroleum Products Pricing and Regulating Agency, PPPRA.”
Out of the suspects, the EFCC said Abdulahi Alao will face double trial, making the number of suspects to be 20.
But Alao will however be docked in another separate charge.
The statement gave the details of findings against the suspects, especially how they purportedly imported over 237million litres of petroleum products and benefited from fuel subsidy.
“Nasaman Oil Services; Mamman Nasir and Christian Taylor are to face charges bordering on obtaining N4, 460, 130, 797. 94billion from the Federal Government of Nigeria under false pretence.
“The sum is alleged to have been fraudulently obtained as subsidy payments from the Petroleum Support Fund for the purported importation of 30.5million litres of Premium Motor Spirit from SEATAC Petroleum Limited of British Virgin Islands .
“In the same vein, the anti-graft agency will equally prosecute Abdulahi Alao and Axenergy Limited for allegedly obtaining the sum of N2, 640, 141, 707.75billion being payments received from the Petroleum Support Fund for the purported importation of 33.3 million litres of Premium Motor Spirit.
“Others include Mahmud Tukur, Ochonogor Alex; Abdulahi Alao and Eternal Oil And Gas Plc who will be docked for fraudulently obtaining the sum of N1, 899, 238, 946. 02billion from the Petroleum support Fund for a purported importation of 80.3million litres of Premium Motor Spirit.
“Also, Nadabo Energy Limited, Abubakar Ali Peters, Jude Agube Abalaka and Pacific Silver Line Limited are to be prosecuted for allegedly obtaining the sum of N1, 464, 961, 978.24billion being payments fraudulently received from the Petroleum Support Fund for a purported importation of 19.4million litres of Premium Motor Spirit.
“Walter Wagbatsoma; Adaoha Ugo -Ngadi; Fakuade Babafemi Ebenezer; Ezekiel Olaleye Ejidele and Ontario Oil & Gas Nigeria Limited will be arraigned for fraudulently obtaining the sum of N1, 959, 377, 542, .63billion from the Petroleum Support Fund for a purported importation of 39.2 litres of Premium Motor Spirit.
“Lastly, Fago Petroleum and Gas Limited and Oluwaseun Ogunbanbo are to be docked for fraudulently obtaining the sum of N979,653,110.20million from the Petroleum Support Fund for a purported importation of 33, 627, 84 litres of Premium Motor Spirit.”
The EFCC assured that more suspects will be arraigned periodically.
The statement added: “The 20 suspects are among the over 140 individuals and organisations involved in the on- going investigations into the subsidy payments by the EFCC.
“More suspects will be arraigned periodically as the investigation progresses.
“This investigation is massive and extensive; and the Commission wishes to reassure Nigerians that every effort will be made to bring all those who defrauded the country in the guise of subsidy for imported fuel to book. "
The House Ad Hoc Committee on Fuel Subsidy had recommended that some oil marketers and top officials of the Petroleum Products Pricing and Regulatory Agency (PPPRA) should be investigated and prosecuted by anti-graft agencies.
According to the report, those to be probed by anti-graft agencies (now only EFCC) are 121 oil marketers as follows:
· 17 marketers that did not obtain FOREX but claimed to have imported petroleum products.
· 15 marketers who obtained FOREX but did not import petroleum products.
· 71 oil marketers to face probe and refund N230.1billion
· 18 oil marketers committed other infractions.
President Goodluck Jonathan had on May 21 referred the Fuel Subsidy Report to the EFCC for further investigation and criminal trial of culpable ones.
The anti-graft agency said it is probing 140 of such cases.
don't mind them, after they will say igbo like money pass every tribe in nigeria, | | |
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Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Nigerian Prince Arrested For molesting A Girl In India |
on: 17-07-2012 06:37 PM
| The no-nonsense Bangalore police have arrested a 31-year-old Nigerian, identified as Prince John for allegedly molesting a girl in Manipuri, India. He was picked up on Sunday. The Chinese authorities have also already secure a court injuction to remand Prince John in custody for the next 14 days to conclude investigations. “The accused raped the victim on May 13 in Bangalore. He had threatened her with dire consequences if she went to the police. "Later, the victim fled to Mumbai and lodged a complaint with the police there. The case was transferred to us and we arrested Prince John,” said Bangalore rural superintendent of police D. Prakash. According to the police sources, we gathered that Prince John is in Bangalore on a student visit. He met and befriended the victim’s aunt a few months ago. On May 13, the victim and her aunt visited Prince John at his residence. “Subsequently, he told his girlfriend (victim’s aunt) that he would take her (victim) for an introduction to a friend, who would help her solve a personal crisis. He took the unsuspecting victim to a house where he raped and threatened her,” the police added. The victim is now undergoing treatment at a hospital in Mumbai. In addition, we gathered that the incident has caused unrest among the North East student community. rubbish post.. he rape a girl in india , so how come Chinese authorities ? | | |
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Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: The Ibo Boys of Virginia! Hotties! :-) |
on: 17-07-2012 05:00 AM
| Very soon all of them would be found on a death raw. No be international criminals dem be? Mh!
E N V Y i know u are dying inside when u saw those pixs, because u wish to have good body like them, but u can not, you feed ur self with envy and blood of innocent people and looks like dead man, they feed them self with food and love and looks sweet and sexy.. just go to die because u can never be like them | | |
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Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: The Ibo Boys of Virginia! Hotties! :-) |
on: 17-07-2012 04:51 AM
| COMING OUT STRAIGHT TO INFUSE IN YOUR EMPTY SKULL WHAT MOHAMMED AND ALLAH HAS DEPRIVED YOU AND YOUR GENERATIONS. EKELE MU IGBO NILE, NA ULO NA UZO IJE. KWEZUOO NU. 1. Why ibos are everywhere in all parts of the world doing well? answer. i think they understand how to interact and associate with all colours and languageS to rise to the top. call it smartness but i call it wisdom.
2. why complaining that ibo land is cursed, thats why nothing grows there?. Answer maybe England, France, Portugal, SPain etc are curse too before the cross the atlantic and medditerian seas, to rule and colonize your UGLY Muslim fathers. so when you mention this countries, biafria is one of them with our huge development in north and west of OLD Nigeria.
3. Why saying shit about ibo leaders.? Answer i dont think you have one, we have the most organised and respectful way of ruling apart from colonial ways. Igwe today is a supreme word in nigeria to know who is the majesty in a land. So check urself and know if you people have one or still living like cows without rulers..
4. why always say nigeria never regard ibos?. Answer, ask yourself if ibos have admitted to be Nigerians. is yes on the lips but in heart is B word. cos you can never impose nationality of cows, terrorist, ritual religious addicts and donkeys on people of integrity and wisdom.
5. Why ibos are loud and proud? Answer, if you WERE born by reasonable people with affluence, how will you act like? like a beggar or shoe maker or meruwa? Hail NO, you act and talk like prince that you are. So check your paternity and origin, and know why you are feeling inferior when you see ibos.
6.ibos act like someone needs them in nigeria. Answer. yes someone needs them, thats why they cant let them go. Many countries that ibos fought war of freedom before has gotten theirs. why it hurts you so bad, when ibos want to go. Maybe you are afraid of failure and retarding development rate in your neighborhoods, COS you dont have initiative.
7. ibos can betrayed themselves. Answers, No, ibos still have their culture and tradition intact, festivals and etc. they never get lost in the city unlike some mugus. They still come back to their women, and family to raise a pure ibo breed, with a traceable route. unlike others. ibos love themselves, help and respect each other. Minus babalawo, is hard to let ibo man settle down with someone else. Dont call it racism, cos we all are blacks, dnt call it tribalism, cos we all have one. i call it love for home and culture
Learn how to get ride of your inferiority complex today and balance your psychic range, cos ibo people aint gonna help you for that. pay ur doctor, or U Soak your ciga for fuel, and light it.
PROUDLY NWAFOR IN DAT BUILDING. FLUSHING HATERS OFF MY d*1*c;k.
CORRECT MY BROTHER... those who are envy can go to die | | |
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Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: The Ibo Boys of Virginia! Hotties! :-) |
on: 17-07-2012 04:46 AM
| [ quote author=cindyluv2k4 link=topic=117740.msg3070112#msg3070112 date=1342470037] I just love to read y'alls comment cos its so so hillarious...now to this bitch or son of a gun called aishatuwo, it baffles me a lot how obsessed you are with my darling kinsmen(NDIGBO), you are have no better article to devote your dead medulla upon other than to copy and paste trash about the igbos when your cursed raced (boko haram)is hell bent on wiping y'all out from your Godforsaken desert. One good thing you don't know is that the igbos don't give a hoot cos it only makes us better people, we are the pride of these damn country eventhough you know but choose to admit otherwise. Lemme tell you u gonna die of cardiac arrest with ur constant obsession of my beloved brothers and sisters. Umunnem ekelem unu
trash..igbo slut... igbos are know to be slut and money hungry hookers... igbos girls are all cheap prostitute in nigeria allahaji is sleeping with amaka for just one 20 naira... all the prostitutes in nigeria,you must find one ngozi,charity ,amaka there etc... //www.gistmania.com/talk/topic,85088.0.htmlE N V Y | | |
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Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Sexy Nollywood Actress, Ini Edo Is Pregnant |
on: 7-05-2012 07:14 PM
| I WISH TO SEE DEAD MOSQUITO LIKE YOU ONE DAY, JUST FACE TO FACE, I WILL PERSONALLY DELETE YOU IN THIS LIFE. LOOK AT THIS OLD HYENA WEY DEY SMELL FROM YEAR TO YEAR DEY TALK, I DON DEY SUBSCRIBE BETTER SITES BEFORE YOUR PAPA BORN YOU.
YOU COME HERE DEY VOMIT NONSENSE WITH YOUR UNCLEAN DIRTY MOUTH.
AWFUL HUMAN BEING LIKE YOU
mr. DELETER.. you will delete him because he say the facts here.. this guy u dey protect he always post off point here... //www.gistmania.com/talk/topic,103280.0.html//www.gistmania.com/talk/topic,103275.0.htmlis all this his post what we are here for to discuss ? if you are the one [ nametalkam ] or his is ur friend, advise him or advise your self to post some thing nice to discuss at this site, not always about woman woman woman | | |
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Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Sexy Nollywood Actress, Ini Edo Is Pregnant |
on: 7-05-2012 02:12 PM
| Stupid Poster,you better inform us that you took your bath today. Why all these rubbish information online? Stupid Poster. I will advise the provider of this website to put a subscription fee for membership of Naijapals so that fools like you will back off.
brother no be small thing, every day rubbish post by same man, and his post is always on top every day, all about woman woman woman people who post better post, we can not see them for discussion , i am tired of reading from this site | | |
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Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Three Families With More Than One Stake Holder In MDGN 2012 |
on: 28-04-2012 06:04 PM
| So lets pretend that this year's most beautiful girl in Nigeria does not have an all-igbo contestant roll-list, some sharp eyes people have also revealed some funny discrepancies in the contest as two sets of biological sisters are representing four 'states' in the contest and the daughter of the 1979 edition winner also in the contest, I trust my igbo pals any opportunity is a business opportunity. Miss Taraba - Onuoha Grace Miss Abia - Onuoha Glory (sisters) Miss Nasarawa - Hadassah Emike Benson Miss Plateau - Elshammah Enadelo Igbanoi (sisters) Tiffany Anabelle Davies Helen Ajayi (mother, MBGN winner, 1979) Ofcourse the sisters changed their name so as not to be identified, but trust my guys - we dug till we found the truth, this competition should be called, the most beautiful girl in southern Nigeria #finish another stupid post by same fool | | |
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Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: What Is Wrong With These Pictures [Wednesday Edition] 25.04.2012 |
on: 25-04-2012 08:35 AM
| Again, agents of indecency trying to ruin the society.
What is wrong with these pictures?
why should this guy be allow to be posting same topic almost every day, every day he keep posting women's photo here. most his post are 3 4 in public discussion, is he the only one at the site, ? why other guys who post better things are not on discussion page. u people should wake up at this site. i can remember 2009 2010 when men are at this site, we talk with respect and nice post, this days i saw the spirit no more, just foolish post by one man , the men and women we have at this site have all left because of all this foolish post..... you people should wake up before we leave this site alone for u and Nametalkam | | | |