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1  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: L.O.L on: 15-11-2008 12:05 AM
for say i be them employees, i go ask for ten more wishes incase of incasity. dem kuma dey no consider their employer say in fit spoil their show?
2  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / The dumbest kid on: 14-11-2008 11:50 PM
There were three father's in a village far away. On a certain day, three of them came out n began to argue whose son was the dumbest. So they called a passerby to come tell them whose son was the dumbest.

The first man called his son, donto and told him, ''Donto!, tell me, what is 1+1''. feeling most happy with himself, donto said ''ah ah daddy, dis one easy now. 1+1 go give u 11 now'' And the passerby agreed that donto was actually dumb

The second man came and called his son, jumbo and told him, ''jumbo!, i want you to  go into the house and get me a chair to sit on. ''Yes papa'' he replied. minutes later, he came back with his father's shaving stick. the passerby then agreed that jumbo was actually dumb and evn dumber than donto.

The third man came and called his, johnbull and told him, ''johnbull!, i want u to go to my office and call me'' The passerby expected the boy to smile and answer correctly but instead johnbull replied ''ok sir'' then left. about thirty minutes later, johnbull came shaking and panting and told his father ''Daddy, it wasnt easy. i searched for you everywhere in the office but i did not see you. The passerby so admitted that he was the dumbest that he gave him a nasty slap on the face.  :'(
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