me three
i wish her a wonderful married life. all the bad belle pple should enter a bottle and cork themselves if they dont like it.

 

you be santa? abeg Christmas never reach.

tell me say una no laugh again.

yeye raise to power four 

even if na pb4 all join. na which joke for here no be pb4?

allbright thank you jare, you be correct guy

There were two nuns...

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),

and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical ! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

SL : The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,

I'll pray for you!
HAVE A BLESSED DAY!

 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

Bill
Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new chairman for
Microsoft Europe. Five thousand candidates assembled in a large room.
One candidate is Ayodele, a Nigerian guy..

Bill Gates thanked all
the candidates for coming and asked those who do not know Java program
to leave. Two thousands candidates left the room. Ayodele says to
himself, I do not know Java but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll
give it a try.

Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had
experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. Two thousand left
the room. Aye says to himself I never managed anybody but myself but I
have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me? So he stays, then
Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not have management
diploma to leave. Five hundred people left the room. Ayodele says to
himself, I left school at 15 but what have I to lose? So he stays in
the room.

Lastly, Bill asked the candidates who do not speak
Serb-Croatian to leave. 498 candidates left the room. Ayodele says to
himself, I do not speak Serb-Croatian but what do I have to lose? So he
stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has
gone. Bill Gates joined them and said, Apparently you are the only two
candidates who speak Serb-Croatian, so I'd like to hear you have a
conversation together in that language.
 

Calmly, Ayodele turns to the other candidate and says Wahala dey o!.


The other candidate answers O ga na wa o

 

 

 

ok oooo 

na wa oooo, see wetin joblessness dey cause

 

i think they will have to break the door down and pay for it later.

  wow nice one poster

 

  God save her