Nigeria our beloved country
1.where our mother use ice cream bowls to
store pepper in the fridge.
2.where u can easily blame ur family members
in the village for ur problems
3.where ladies don’t accept flowers for
valentine or birthday.
4.where gala and lacasera are the best options
wen stuck in traffic.
5.where lizard go look ur eyeball,nod head say
“notin dey hapen guy”
6.where a blind begger will reject a fake naira
notes.
7.where groundnut is sold in BOTTLES and
WATER is sold in SACHET
8.where parents claim dey always came first in
school.
9.where u can be a driver for years without a
DRIVER’S LICENCE.
10.where government officials don’t know the
national anthem
11.where one minister uses $130million to
service a private jet for a month.
12.where u are jailed for stealing maggi and
given a chieftancy tittle for stealing millions.
13.here we fight to gain everything,To gain
admission to the university,To get a job and
worse still to enter. Bus!
14.where u are robbed of ur phone and the
robbers come back for ur pin code and charger.
15.where ur type of GENERATOR shows how
RICH u are.
16.where richmen must have pot belly.
17.where if u do ANYHOW u go see ANYHOW.
18.where the man who has no shoe is the
president.
And even with all our customized
situation,there is still no place like home!!!
# happi_independence_celebration_pals

Thank God from getting him out of a religion of war and killing