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SOME QUOTES BY PRESIDENT GEJ IN THE PAST FEW DAYS AND MY TAKE ON THEM
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1.“Go to the Ministry of Agriculture to see the level of development in the Agriculture sector”... GEJ

MY TAKE: Sir, do we need to go to the Ministry of Agriculture before we know that the cost of food/foodstuffs today, are almost three times the prices before you became president?

2. “Buhari and other past leaders did not buy arms for the military”... GEJ

MY TAKE: Sir, did our military use slings and stones to fight the ECOMOG wars?

3. “I am talking to those of you who are between 23 and 25 years”... GEJ

MY TAKE: Sir, Are you saying those of us who are way above 25 years old should go ahead and vote for Buhari?

4. “I will create 2 million jobs annually if am re-elected”... GEJ

MY TAKE: Sir, how many jobs did you create in 6 years?

5. “I will send 1st class graduates abroad to do their Masters Degrees”...GEJ

MY TAKE: Sir, you finally agree that our schools here are not good enough for people to study?

6. “If I jail every person in government, who would be left to run the government” ... GEJ

MY TAKE: Sir, I guess it was FFK that spoke through you here, cos I can’t believe you said this

7. “How much did Jim Nwobodo stole that Buhari regime put him in jail”... GEJ

MY TAKE: Sir, pls tell us how much does one need to steal before it can be called corruption?

8. “If I go to Chibok, they will kill me”... GEJ

MY TAKE: Sir, if you (the commander-in-chief of the armed forces) is scared to go to some parts of the country, then we are all in trouble. Don’t you think so?

9. “Henry Okah was contracted by some Nigerians to kill me”... GEJ

MY TAKE: Sir, we are interested in knowing the people who want to kill our president cos an attack on our president is an attack on all of us, so please mention the names of those who want to kill you, sir

10. “My advisers are giving me contradictory advice”... GEJ

MY TAKE: Sir, Nigerians didn’t vote for your advisers, you were the one that appointed them

11. “I want to apologize to the govt workers who didn’t receive their salaries in December”... GEJ

MY TAKE: Sir you apologized to them because you need their votes, but you have not said a word about the 2000 people that were killed in Baga because you know they are dead and can’t vote right? I see, continue!

12. “Buhari that can’t remember his own phone numbers is saying he will change the economy of the country”... GEJ

MY TAKE: Sir, this statement from you is too petty and highly unpresidential.

13. “I am coming up with strategies to fight corruption”... GEJ

MY TAKE: Sir, what about strategies to fight stealing? And what have you been doing this past 5 years?

14. “I will minimize terrorism if am re-elected” ... GEJ

MY TAKE: Sir, You have been president for almost 6 years ooo

15. "Our Economy is the largest in Africa" ... GEJ

MY TAKE: Sir, Please, don't say this thing again, even a two year old child knows it's a lie, its the biggest scam of all time.

16. "The monies spent to run the office of the First Lady are from NGOs" ... GEJ

MY TAKE: Mr. President! Mr. President!! Mr. President!!! How many times did I call you? Let me pretend as if I didn't hear this one.

I guess this man doesnt know the equivalent of the money was trying to get from ATM in our local currency that is why he judged blinded. Next time be advice that foreign exchange is always fluctuating its hard to have a fix price especially when you are using atm and with bank charges.

i shield tears

This Post is enough to create Millions of laugh,

Johannesburg – A two page report dated 2nd July contains dates and details of a plot by Zimbabwe President Robert Mugabe to have President Jacob Zuma and diplomat Lindiwe Zulu assassinated. According to the Guardian, which has seen the supposedly leaked document, Mugabe had hired six Lebanese men to to undertake the hits.

The document noted the hiring of the assassins by Mugabe and then detailed the briefing of over the planned assassinations.

“The six were told they must not concentrate on Zulu only, but should also pay attention to Zuma himself, and if they get a chance to do so they must assassinate him as well – but everything must appear as an accident,” the document stated.

Ruling party Zanu-PF spokesperson Rugare Gumbo told the Guardian the document was a forgery, designed to create instability in the upcoming elections in the country.
“To be frank with you, it’s all rubbish and hogwash to think a head of state like president Mugabe would set up something like that. We have a disagreement with Lindiwe Zulu but it would not go to that extent,” the Guardian quoted Rugare as saying.
Relations between South Africa and Zimbabwe have grown tense as South Africa unsuccessfully tried to force postponement of elections in Zimbabwe. Mugabe called Zuma’s chief mediator Lindiwe Zulu a “little street woman” and “some stupid, idiotic woman.”
Zimababwe’s main opposition, the Movement for Democratic Change take the document seriously however. MDC spokesperson Douglas Mwonzora told the Guardian that while they cannot confirm the authenticity of the document, assassination allegations should be taken seriously by the international community.

MDC treasurer-general Roy Bennet, who is currently in exile, was however convinced of the truth of the document.
“We know the report to be credible; it comes from reliable and trustworthy sources within the heart of the CIO [Central Intelligence Organisation], It is a stark reminder of the full horrific extent that Robert Mugabe is prepared to go in order to hang on to power and avenge his critics,” said Bennet.

According to a report compiled by the Mail and Guardian at least 9 Zimbabwean politicians have died in mysterious car crashes.

Link http://za.news.yahoo.com/mugabe-plotting-kill-zuma-082906657.html-

I do not think Virginity still remain the Pride of woman. Come to think of it, Men of nowaday no longer have any form of interest in virginity rather than how well ladies build themselves. Educational Success and Good Home Training (Cooking and Taking care of Family) are now the main focus or PRIDE to any so call Responsible men of nowadays on any woman he choose to keep as a wife. Virginity has became a lack of opportunity and Beauty towards men. Some men will even say, Virginity of any lady of lack of exposure to the other sex claiming it on shyness and lack of boldness and bondage. I think the pride of both sex should be Achievement.

INTERESTING STORY

No man can't satisfy a lady, unless he does not want to take care of his responsibility. Just let your man know and he will definately get you a solution

Every Bomb Blast Na Boko haram

Every Kidnap Na Niger Delta

Every power failure Na NEPA

Every Aboki na Begger

Every Malam na Gateman

(To Pastors) The only way to sabi better pastor for naija is good spoken english

All Anambra indigens are stubborn
No one is a Lagosian
If u never reach lagos, U be village champion
All Ibo Fathers sell their daughters to their son inlaw
Na only Calabar sabi cook

mumu of the highest level

Dear Nigeria Leaders,

A time will come to tell
The process in which all was done
even to the last drop of your action will expose
Among so call our future leaders
by then, what will be your reward?
Honour or Disgrace?

Tell Me.

Regards
Abayomi Okemakinde

A time will come to tell
The process in which all was done
even to the last drop of your action will expose
within so call your (our) future leaders
by then, what will be your reward?
Honour or Disgrace?

Ask Our leader

ONIONS! I had never heard this!!!
PLEASE READ TO THE END: IMPORTANT

In 1919 when the flu killed 40 million people there was this Doctor that visited the many farmers to see if he could help them combat the flu...
Many of the farmers and their families had contracted it and many died.

The doctor came upon this one farmer and to his surprise, everyone was very healthy. When the doctor asked what the farmer was doing that was different the wife replied that she had placed an unpeeled onion in a dish in the rooms of the home, (probably only two rooms back then). The doctor couldn't believe it and asked if he could have one of the onions and place it under the microscope. She gave him one and when he did this, he did find the flu virus in the onion. It obviously absorbed the bacteria, therefore, keeping the family healthy.

Now, I heard this story from my hairdresser. She said that several years ago, many of her employees were coming down with the flu, and so were many of her customers. The next year she placed several bowls with onions around in her shop. To her surprise, none of her staff got sick. It must work. Try it and see what happens. We did it last year and we never got the flu.

Now there is a P. S. to this for I sent it to a friend in Oregon who regularly contributes material to me on health issues. She replied with this most interesting experience about onions:

Thanks for the reminder. I don't know about the farmer's story...but, I do know that I contacted pneumonia, and, needless to say, I was very ill... I came across an article that said to cut both ends off an onion put it into an empty jar, and place the jar next to the sick patient at night. It said the onion would be black in the morning from the germs...sure enough it happened just like that...the onion was a mess and I began to feel better.

Another thing I read in the article was that onions and garlic placed around the room saved many from the black plague years ago. They have powerful antibacterial, antiseptic properties.

This is the other note. Lots of times when we have stomach problems we don't know what to blame. Maybe it's the onions that are to blame. Onions absorb bacteria is the reason they are so good at preventing us from getting colds and flu and is the very reason we shouldn't eat an onion that has been sitting for a time after it has been cut open.

LEFT OVER ONIONS ARE POISONOUS

I had the wonderful privilege of touring Mullins Food Products, Makers of mayonnaise. Questions about food poisoning came up, and I wanted to share what I learned from a chemist.

Ed, who was our tour guide, is a food chemistry whiz. During the tour, someone asked if we really needed to worry about mayonnaise. People are always worried that mayonnaise will spoil. Ed's answer will surprise you. Ed said that all commercially-made mayo is completely safe.

"It doesn't even have to be refrigerated. No harm in refrigerating it, but it's not really necessary." He explained that the pH in mayonnaise is set at a point that bacteria could not survive in that environment. He then talked about the summer picnic, with the bowl of potato salad sitting on the table, and how everyone blames the mayonnaise when someone gets sick.

Ed says that, when food poisoning is reported, the first thing the officials look for is when the 'victim' last ate ONIONS and where those onions came from (in the potato salad?). Ed says it's not the mayonnaise (as long as it's not homemade mayo) that spoils in the outdoors. It's probably the ONIONS, and if not the onions, it's the POTATOES.

He explained onions are a huge magnet for bacteria, especially uncooked onions. You should never plan to keep a portion of a sliced onion.. He says it's not even safe if you put it in a zip-lock bag and put it in your refrigerator.

It's already contaminated enough just by being cut open and out for a bit, that it can be a danger to you (and doubly watch out for those onions you put in your hotdogs at the baseball park!). Ed says if you take the leftover onion and cook it like crazy you'll probably be okay, but if you slice that leftover onion and put on your sandwich, you're asking for trouble. Both the onions and the moist potato in a potato salad, will attract and grow bacteria faster than any commercial mayonnaise will even begin to break down.

Also, dogs should never eat onions. Their stomachs cannot metabolize onions.

Please remember it is dangerous to cut an onion and try to use it to cook the next day, it becomes highly poisonous for even a single night and creates toxic bacteria which may cause adverse stomach infections because of excess bile secretions and even food poisoning.

Please pass this on to all you love and care about.
— with Adonain Danny Rivera.

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