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Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: 13 Types of Girls you should Avoid |
on: 14-01-2011 12:16 PM
| In general, men are looking first for physical attraction at a woman. Many of them consider that if she is beautiful and well dressed, its the perfect partner they are looking for. But they don't know that behind this appearance its hiding something worst. Maybe this happened to you too. After you began a relationship with her you found out that she is not exactly what you want and what you expect. She hurt you and dumped you when you last expected. Many men are chasing after a woman who lied them and used them. But, in order to stop this, you should know from the beginning which types of girls you should avoid for to not be hurt again. 1. Desperate girl 2. Materialistic girl 3. Angry girl 4. Insecure girl 5. Stupid girl 6. Uptown girl 7. Childish girl 8. Elusive girl 9. Talking girl 10. Romantic girl 11. Dragger girl 12. Controlling girl 13. Flirting girl I have to keep everything short and straight because this is a forum but if you are interested in reading the full story and breakdown of each point, visit http://www.wantadatefast.com@ poster, all these writings are just film tricks !!! Chei, if we avoid all these traits, girl don finish for ground be that  Abeg, narrow down these condition, son of man no go marry be that !!!! 14_Inches | | | | |
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Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: My female boss wants to have sex with me before she promotes me |
on: 14-01-2011 12:12 PM
| My bosses wife, is the head of Admin/Personnel, i report directly to her, i was due for promotion since last yr, when i asked for it she always tell me that until i do what am supposed to do, when i asked further she won't tell me but she kept on buying me gifts that made my wife to start suspecting i have an affair with her.
Not until yesterday, when we resumed officially on getting to the office she send for me, on getting there she stretched her both hands wide open for me, i stopped immediately at the door, she now asked me to sit down, i did. she said " Ur promotion is overdue but its in your hands any time u are ready. what am i supposed to do ma? i asked? are u a baby? can't u see that am in love with u? she responded with anger, Now get out of my office and get back to me when ever u are ready. i left the office immediately.
i dnt know what to do, am hiding it from my wife since the last gift she bought for me brought us a quarrel. SHOULD I TELL THE HUSBAND MY OVERALL BOSS? though he is in UK now.
Anyway, am sure this is another super story !!!! Well, if this story is ever true, then think about the pros and cons of your actions. The best way to resolve this is to look for another job, but if you are not so fortunate, life would become hell for you. My only advice is dont do anything stupid by telling your wife or her husband, your life will fall apart !!! Be care in what you do, Good luck. But if peradventure, you decide to do her bidding, please dont hesitate to inform us all !!!! 14_Inches | | | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: How to satisfy a woman |
on: 10-01-2011 10:58 PM
| HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN:
Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply, accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl, show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel, ignore, defend, coax, clothe, brag about, acquiesce, aromatize, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, embrace, accept, butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug, locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit, enlist, pine, cajole, Anglicize, murmur, snuggle, snoozle, snurfle, elevate, enervate, alleviate, spotweld, serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify, take her places, scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence, diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, flip, flop, fly, don't care if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep on rockin' in the free world, wet, slicken, undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead, fluff, fold, blue-coral wax, ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize and worship, and then go back, and start again from the top.
HOW TO SATISFY A MAN:
Show up naked with a bottle of beer !!!!.
14_Inches
SO WHAT'S NEXT? THEN DO THE NEEDFUL !!!!! 14_Inches | | | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: A rapist and a prostitute |
on: 17-11-2010 08:39 PM
| Kristiantus, ebi like say u dey read nigapals 4 ur dream wey everytin wey person put 4 dis wall don dey posted before.Stop dreaming nidapals!!!
Tell him Jare i no know wetin dey worry am I TOO KNOW  Thank you dear, see Kristantus as hin dey sweat like RAPIST !!!!! that is how bad belle people dey sweat be that. 14_Inches | | | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: 14_Inches on Sabbatical leave !!!!!!!! |
on: 17-11-2010 08:34 PM
| Hi pals,
This is to let you know that as the Dean of faculty of jokes and oduology, on behalf of myself and my family, I wish to proceed
on my annual sabbatical leave.
All my fans in Nigeria will have the priviledge of seeing me live between 25th of December to 15th of February where I will be available to sign some autographs !!!!!!
I love you all...
14_Inches
. I go dey ther..but xpect me on 16th Feb Neva mind, I will wait for you. 14_Inches | | | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: All in the name of God !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
on: 17-11-2010 08:32 PM
| :'( :'( :'( :'(
only God can help.....
END TIME
Your name is first on my deliverance list. Come well prepared because your own cannoy be cured by only clapping of hands and dancing, but by the deliverance in the night vigil and 7 days fasting and prayers.. Come and you will not regret coming.. Pastor-In-Charge of Deliverance... Pastor TOSIBE and NAWODE General/National Overseer | | | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: All in the name of God !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
on: 29-10-2010 05:33 PM
| I am the only person that God has given the authority and permission to do deliverance. Kris na Sunday school teacher and to collect offering and tithes. So my sister in the Lord, I will be expecting you next sunday. God bless you as you are planning to come !!!
Can I have a thunderous, demon casting and wall shaking halleluyah to dat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but... master, me sef fit do deliverance now... true, i swear. [/quote] Evangelis Kris, Why you dey jump like scoutmaster ? Wait for your turn. You can eat the ones i have already eaten, but master must to eat the original first. Pastor's reward are on earth, no more in heaven jare !!! 14_Inches | | | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: A rapist and a prostitute |
on: 29-10-2010 10:39 AM
| | Thank you all my pals for all those words of encouragement. All these people are bad bele Poole. They will not post nothing yet, discouraging those posting nice and funny post. All they know to write are: lmfao, be right back, just passing.... Etc, I would have their accounts removed and their passwords disabled.
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: All in the name of God !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
on: 28-10-2010 06:26 PM
| :'( :'( :'( :'(
only God can help.....
END TIME
Teeteelayo, you need my deliverance for 7 days night and day vigil. Remember, thou shall not doubt, argue or protest against the manbof God... I like this church business. I am coming to Nigeria to start my own ' church business' Kris where are you, an my right hand man, you are in charge of tithes and offerings but am in charge of female deliverance only !!!! 14_Inches na you won do me deliverance.......... bros ehy hope say u no be that fake pastor we talk.......  I am the only person that God has given the authority and permission to do deliverance. Kris na Sunday school teacher and to collect offering and tithes. So my sister in the Lord, I will be expecting you next sunday. God bless you as you are planning to come !!! Can I have a thunderous, demon casting and wall shaking halleluyah to dat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | | | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: All in the name of God !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
on: 28-10-2010 06:21 PM
| na me go dey hold olive oil for hand for deliverance
no ooooo... deliverance na private... Thank you Envangelist Kris, it is private and confidential. All delivereee and deliverer (me) must to be alone in the same room during deliverance. Naked cos evil spirit do dey hide inside people's clothes now. And all deliverance would take place in the night.... Minimum days for deliverance is 27 days !!!! all accommodation, clothing and meals provided free of charge.. 14_Inches | | | | |
