This is an encouter a rapist will not forget in a hurry.



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Everything that God created do have sex, even tree do it too, or how else can I explain this photographin illustrtaions ?

And accoring to Oxford advanced professional dictionary, the sex between 2 or 3 trees is called Tree-some !!!!!!



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Very funny, I have not spoken wiv my teenage daughter!!! Am boiling wiv anger.

But kris before start, I will take you to Okija shrine to swear that you will not steal my miry and my women, ooh. Sorry God's money apologies for the slip of my fingers. If you date steal my money, o will send bakasi and egbesu boys to kidnap you...


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Teeteelayo, you need my deliverance for 7 days night and day vigil. Remember, thou shall not doubt, argue or protest against the manbof God...

I like this church business. I am coming to Nigeria to start my own ' church business'

Kris where are you, an my right hand man, you are in charge of tithes and offerings but am in charge of female deliverance only !!!!

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Well,
I am speechless now cos am boiling wiv anger. How can this kind of pastor be thriving in Nigeria at the expense of innocent citizens There are millions like this.

They take advantage of their vulnerable 'customers' all in the name of God ?

Well, ladies tell me your experience if any in the hand of any prophet/pastors/evangelist etc...

We must stop all these societal ills.

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In that case, I release you

But he never finish there !!!!


Well pals, when I said autograph, I didnt meant on paper !!!!!!! Aaaahhhhaaaah, What do you fink Your guess is as good as mine !!!!  ooohh   No that is not what I meant !!!!

I am really disappointed in you and and am sure your mother would be tooo cos you have a dirty mind !!!!


Well all my ladies pals/admirers are welcome to  the workshop in Lagos !!!


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This is a privileged info and it is only meant only for all my female pals/admirers!!!! All jealous and bad belle pals, please pretend as if you did not see this instead of giving ya sef high blood pressure!!!!

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See this ungrateful pal, so na ya car only I borrow and you still dey complain, ok to make my trip this time memorable to you, na ya wife I go borrow!!!!!!

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Make I no come home again???

Bad belle people, you no go find sumtin nice chop lai.

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Hi pals,

This is to let you know that as the Dean of faculty of jokes and oduology, on behalf of myself and my family, I wish to proceed

on my annual sabbatical leave.

All my fans in Nigeria will have the priviledge of seeing me live between 25th of December to 15th of February where I will be available to sign some autographs !!!!!!


I love you all...

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Hi pals,

This is to let you know that as the Dean of faculty of jokes and oduology, on behalf of myself and my family, I wish to proceed

on my annual sabbatical leave.

All my fans in Nigeria will have the priviledge of seeing me live between 25th of December to 15th of February where I will be available to sign some autographs !!!!!!


I love you all...

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Just passing and sneezing ...


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Am already disappointed in you !!!

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Dear Lady and The Scamp,

I have this charming boss who I have noticed has a soft spot for me.  It is taking too long for him to make the move.  What can I do to make him fall for me? He travels frequently. Please advise.
Kevin says:
This could be the best or worst career move you will ever make. If he is all-powerful, unscrupulous and randy, you could form a beautiful partnership where you fondle him in exchange for promotions. A bit like a wh*re that makes National Insurance contributions.
But what’s more likely – and apologies for being unromantic - is that you have sex a few times, it fizzles out, things become awkward and he fires you.
If you’re not that fussed about your job and you just really like him, by all means ask him out. Maybe you could say you’ve arranged a very important meeting for him – in your bed! He’ll like that. But I think the best quality you can show him is discretion.
Bear in mind that if he’s the kind of boss who sleeps with his PA, there’s a good chance he has ambitions to put it about elsewhere in your company too. So once he’s got want he wants, you may start cramping his style. He won’t want you hanging around hopefully at 5.30pm each day or eyeing him jealously while he chats to the new marketing intern.
But maybe I’m being too cynical about the longevity of boss-employee relationships. Look at Paul Daniels and Debbie McGee... no one thought that would work and now they’re one of the most glamorous couples in the world. And I guess there’s no reason why you can’t emulate Paul and Debbie if you genuinely like each other.
But I think you should let things simmer and keep the flirty relationship going for a while, rather than pulling out his rabbit too early and seeing your salary magically disappear.

Christine says:
Oh dear. This is dangerous territory, Alice. You are dancing on the precipice of the business/pleasure divide. One false move and you are head first into a world where people whisper about you around the watercooler.  First you need to decide if you genuinely like him or if you are just trying to get a leg up, or over, the corporate ladder.  This can be tricky and should only really be undertaken if you are really, really bad at your job.

In terms of work, there’s a chance you might lose some respect from him in the workplace if the lines are blurred and your colleagues will be careful about what they share with you if they know you’re ‘doing’ the boss. So before you throw all your paperwork on the floor and clamber over the fax machine to get to get to him, make sure you’re ready to cross that line. If the pleasure still outweighs the pain, then you need to make it a bit clearer that you like him. He’s your boss, he’s probably nervous that he’ll make a move and you’ll call HR and report him for being a sleazy cliché of a man. If there are no office parties on the horizon, suggest staying back in the office for some late night photocopying. I’d maybe do a copy of your p45 while you’re there, just in case.


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But you have to wait to hear what I found in my 12 year old room, lady period pad and a pack of condom!!!! I don't even know she has got both organs!!!! If she did not tell mr the truth I would be forced to strip her naked and find out myself. I don't want another caster semeya in my house - an hermaphrodite !!!!!


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Check ur record. I was the original poster, this is just the continuation.

Sorry I cant tell you on the forum !!!! You need to come for consultation. I need to test with my finger-mometer (hands) and then with the most sophisticated sexometer then, I will tell you ur age..


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Kris my paddy,
see wetin my eyes see for this forum. A man winking at his fellow man !!!! Abomination. Maybe he did not see my profile.

Do you think he would be able to withstand my 14_InchesRussian made double barrel automatic riffle
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In that case, all of you on this forum have not seen nothing. Do you know what I found in my 9 year old boy's room? A lady's bra!!! I didn't even know that he has got Bosom !!!!

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