Dear Tisha, Pls I not like how u gived my dota 2 ova 10 inside d English ezam. I have see @ d thing she write & evrytins correct well so wat is d why dat u now gived her 2 ova 10? I am tish her English evrydey afta finis hawking, & she has know it well 2 pass with difirent flying colur. so pls I force to ask again, Wat is d why 4 low mark? Is posibu u mistake d 2 both of my dota paper 4 anoda shildren?lolz..

People How you Dey I dey hail oooo

People How u dey ooooooooooooo
I just say make I flash
Toyosi how runs naaa
How kris

 

THE FAMILY OF TERRY ARE PLEASED TO INFORM YOU THAT Florish4love is leaving Naijapals due to .............................................................  and so therefore she will be leaving her husband behind but hmmmmmm Warning to all the ladies in NP No just Near my terry ooo cos I go Kill you If I hear say U near my terry but I promise say i go dey visit una once in a while and make I throw my YOKE b4 I commot



Guinness book of Record largest victims of april fools=150million Nigerians. I no fit shout,you just got jegaed! JEGA - Just Engaging In Games of Amusement. J.E.G.A.: Just Elect Goodluck Again


Lola lead d prayer @ dinner: Dear God, thank u 4 my parents, Thx 4 d visitors & der children 4 finishing my cookies & ice cream Bless dem so dat dey wont cum again. 4giv our neighbor's son who wrestles wit my sista on her bed & his dawta 4 eating sausage frm my broda's pants. Dis winter pls send clothes 2 dose poor naked ladies in Daddy's cellfone & provide shelter 4 d homeless man in mom's room when dad's gone, amen

Once upon a time, a condom tells a pad "phyuk YOU! YOU STOP MY BUSINESS FOR A WEEK" the pad replies "YEAH, BUT WEN YOU phyuk UP I LOOSE MY JOB 4 GOOD 9 MONTHS


New Word in English vocabulary: Jega: /v/ je-ga. The act of stupidly wasting the time of a lot of people whilst keeping them under the hot sun. E.g the groom jegaed his bride for a small babcock girl.


 

ABEG I WISH YOU GUYS ALL THE BEST AND WISH ME WELL IN MY STUDIES TOOO

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LOVE YOU ALLLLLL :'(

Hope say no be Terry

Yes Darl 

Advice from a Village girl :- "AIDS Is Real stop Sharing Sharp Objects Like BB Pins"....lol.


NO YAB ME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I know say u no sabi reason wella

make u no just talk the rubbish we dey ur mouth 

Something dey worry ya head
Na Ur BF jo

Man came 4rm UK 2 get lions. So he told 2Ibo men n dey went in srch of lions. He promised £10,000 per lion. After searching d jungle 2 no avail dey fell asleep unda a tree.1 of dem woke up later n saw dt dey wr surounded by 10 lions, he woke d oda 1 sayn ''Nna wake up, we don hammer

A man having a segxwal intercourse with his house maid said "Alake, aah I swear, u sweet pass my wife oh"....house maid replied " Oga no be only u talk am o, even Rasaki, the gateman say I sweet pass madam"

What is this world turning to? imagine a little boy was so jealous of his new born brother that he rubbed poison on his mother's Nipple to kill him and the next day their DRIVER DIED!!

@lanudja Thank God say u know say no be new thing ooo
cos me i see Emejuru dey use am for one fowl one day
 

 

 

Toyosi no make laugh tear my belle ooo
Steve se u no see say Kris be Goodluck
and as them don divorce na Obamalike person she dey look for 

 

@bisi no make ur eyes pluck ooo

hope say kris don dey cooperate now

Stevo no mind the Guy

he fry am but he no sweet am