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1141  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: SERVES YOU RIGHT!!!!! on: 23-04-2009 03:38 PM
i just dey tell people like u, if u like frown u nose, i hope say u yellow so dat if u get one punch for ur eye with bottle e go red well well, instead wey u go take advice u dey complain
1142  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: WAITING FOR THE PERFECT MAN... on: 23-04-2009 03:35 PM
scorpion heart na were u com get this missing bone from? me sef dey find my own missing bone congratulations for finding ur own

abeg na were i fit find my own heheheheheh
1143  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Five Secrets to a Great Relationship on: 23-04-2009 03:32 PM
some of una own better me i no get anyone at all instead na one mumu wey no possess any of this quality dey come my way
1144  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Most Controversial naijapal Pls vote now !!! on: 23-04-2009 03:28 PM
thank u iphie atleast e don get answer

u
1145  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: SERVES YOU RIGHT!!!!! on: 23-04-2009 03:26 PM
it really serves him right but wait a minute this is a warning to all guys wey their eyes no dey c yansh make dem comot their eyes else una go get red eyes dat one na sure banka abi ironlady?
1146  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: BAKED BEANS on: 23-04-2009 03:22 PM
hehehehehehe, i cant stop laughing hehehehehehe i am just imagining all the guest gulping the odour in silent heheheheh!!!!!!.........


my stomach sef dey turn me e be like say i inhale am too
1147  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: CONFESSIONS OF AN IJAW KID on: 2-04-2009 05:05 PM
it was really funny still laughing
1148  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: My boyfriend is gettin on my nerves on: 28-03-2009 09:35 AM
what else will i say but take heart and G unit and princemech u guys should take your time and be a good boy, am out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1149  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / BABIES ON MY DESKTOP on: 11-11-2008 12:06 PM
  "twinkle, twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are…"
     " why are there so many songs about rainbows and what’s on the other side…someday we’ll find it the rainbow connection, the lovers, the dreamers and me…"  these are excerpts from my fave songs when I was still a little lass… songs of my youth, songs describing how we admire stars and rainbows from a far..  these heavenly bodies and awesome display of varied colors truly amaze our innocent minds and dig deep to our wildest imaginations…
     when you stumble upon a baby, a truly cute baby that is, what part of her/his chubby face you easily notice? For me, their eyes…every baby has his own set of expressive…on my desktop pc in the office I have my own "babies"…one I call big-eyed baby coz of his wide open eyes that seem to tell you "Oh, don’t you fool me…" he he! another is my gray eyes baby with a bonnet, chubby pink cheeks and big round gray eyes and cute red lips…the third I call heavenly baby coz she looks like a darling cherub with a tiara made out of flowers…one is hungry baby coz this one is sucking his thumb while his mama is carrying him…one is my red baby coz ths one is wearing red sweaters with matching red bonnet…I became fond of baby pix one day, I don’t know why…maybe a sign that my biological clock is ticking and unconsciously, my mind wants to tell me its high time for me to become a mom!he he! but where’s the daddy-to-be???he he he!cuty-cute babies, i want mine to be a blue-eyed baby, the eyes of Clark Kent, my super baby…
1150  Forum / Relationships & Romance / where do i start on: 29-10-2008 03:47 PM
i am a victim of love but until i pour my heart out i dont think i can find love in the eyes of men or love any man deeply the way i had before, i have love two times but it seems its not working, the first love of my life was in 2003 we dated for 2 years before we did our introduction, the painful aspect is that after the introduction with this guy i fell ill (typhoid and malaria parasite) but i believe if you love someone so dearly you will stand by that person through the rough times of that persons life, actually i now believe that to know who loves u or your friend is when you are in need, guys! this guy a talking about left me on my sickbed for 3 weeks i did not see him, i almost died of the sickness coupled with thinking of hi rejection or abandonment but God saw me through i came out of it, but the bombshell was awaiting me, he came on one saturday morning i was preparing to go to the office and me that he is no longer interested and cannot continue with the relationship, i allowed him go cos i was even tired of his behaviours that was september 08 2005. i refuse to date any other until february 7 2008 i met another guy who also promised heaven and earth and i told him my story i thought he would guide against breaking my heart but no, he was the worst torment of my life,  :'( since february he has been my worst nightmare till date the worst part is that we started very well he loved me and i also loved him too but my problem is dat he cannot take decisions for himself, he allows friend to decide for him, he listens to gossips and act on it, once he walked me out of his house cos of a girl, second he is not contented with me. I do not want to fight with a fellow girl because of man who is not worth the fight. I patiently waited and never complain of his cheating on me, i bear the humiliation from february up till this moment, i never complained, i recieved insult from him, from his friend, the bad ones and encouragement from the good friends to stick my ground. He roamed about looking for pleasure but i do not know if my prayers are answered by God. Almost when i lose hope of continuing with him he begins to show interest guys what do you think i should do? Do i still give him a chance come into my life or do i forget him and move on with my life?   
1151  Forum / Technology / Re: MORE ABOUT ETISLAT...........0809JA on: 24-10-2008 12:50 PM
well am new in my naijapals.com i really needed a job for my younger ones and am believing it will work out. is there any branch in kano as i am not in lagos well no problem even if there is none in kano they will have to come to lagos once they are shortlisted thanks for the info.
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