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1  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: I Dey Vex! Pretty UNIZIK Undergrad, Eberechukwu Praise Eze Stages One Man Protest on: 24-06-2016 11:53 PM
Ofego and Obuke were walking home and a lady was blowing a kiss to Obuke from the window of a storey building.
Obuke: Oh boy, it's like it's me that that woman is blowing kiss for oh! Ofego: Honourable leave her oh, don't mind her. (The woman then signaled to Obuke to come).
Obuke: Oh boy, the girlie oh is calling me oh. Ofego: Honourable, don't go oh.
Obuke: Why are you telling me not to go? Sweet Woman like that is call ing me, and you are saying I should not go?
Ofego: Honourable please don't go, don't go!! (feeling pity).
Obuke ignored him and went over to the woman, she went to meet him and they both went upstairs. Suddenly as they were about to have fun, they heard a car horning.
Woman: (on opening the window) Ha! It's my husband oh!! Obuke: Ewoooo!!! I'm finished!! Woman: Don't worry, just pretend that you are the dry cleaner and iron these clothes (pointing at a load of clothes) . Obuke spent the whole day ironing the clothes because the husband never left that day again.
The next day he came over to Ofego's place.
Ofego: Oh boy le, do you know that it was clothes that I ironed through out yesterday at that woman's place?
Ofego: Didn't I tell you not to go? All that clothes that you ironed, I was the one that washed them a day before yesterday.
2  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: AGAIN? Spain Deports 11 Nigerians Less Than 48hrs After America Deported 48 on: 24-06-2016 11:46 PM
brain teaser....
CRACK YOUR BRAINS:
One fateful day a some rubbers went to rob a
bank. The leader threatened to kill the cashier if he
didn't open the vault. The cashier told him the
vault is not opened with keys but with a password.
You can't kill me since I am the only one who
knows the password and everyday the password is
different. He shot the cashier, entered the
password,opened the vault and robbed all the
money.
What is the password?
3  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Instagram Big Boy Claims He & Married Actress, Angela Okorie Are Madly In Love (Photos) on: 24-06-2016 11:36 PM
eh yea
4  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Drop It Like Its Hot! Ini Edo Wows In Revealing Ankara Mini-Skirt on: 24-06-2016 11:29 PM
 Roll Eyes that's not ini edo
5  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Rumoured Dead Actress, Angela Okorie Goes Tough On Fans Again on: 24-06-2016 11:12 PM
alright, thank God you are alive
6  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Konji Tinz! Church Elder Stuck With Friend's Wife During Lovemaking in Akwa Ibom on: 24-06-2016 10:50 PM
eh don happen
7  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: 2010 Miss Ghana Winner. Stephanie Karikari Releases Hot & Sexy New Promo Photos on: 24-06-2016 10:02 PM
 ::)what???
8  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Serena Williams Looks Hot On Revealing Thigh-Split White Skirt @ Pre-Wimbledon Party on: 24-06-2016 02:10 PM
kaboom???
9  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: New Terror Group, ADFND Threatens To Blow up Third Mainland Bridge on: 24-06-2016 01:43 PM
oh Lord help us oh Huh?
10  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Man Marries 4 Women in One Day After Ex Told him He Can't Find One Woman to Marry Him on: 24-06-2016 01:34 PM
chai, na wo oh Grin
11  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: UKWU!!! Lady Causes Commotion On Campus With Her Massive Backside (Photos) on: 23-06-2016 11:10 AM
what tha hell, anyways It's known of my business
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