Serve your sentence first, be it life imprisonment, suspended or death by hanging.
After that the government'll think about your ambassadorial wish...onye oshi

Nigerians would no longer travel to the US to give birth again.
France would be the next destination

Na und?
We all sin every day; some sins are just worse than others.
I prefer a pregnant -out-of -wedlock pastor to a terrorist whose sole purpose on earth is to kill and destroy what he cannot create or a religion that supports such

I don't believe it was a mistake.
Someone in the Force conveniently did it to shield the real criminal or buy him more time to escape.
But God said his time was up

Chukkychukky, your mouth baaad

Nawao, what's the world turning to?
An "alleged" pastor writing Jesus in small letters, while his own name is capitalised.
How would you write the being you serve then?
Who knows, maybe it's god.
Thanks poster, God bless you for rewriting the quote well

Abio, you've said it all, and those with strange ailments that go online to source for funds...
On the other hand Christians should learn not to trust northern muslims, no matter the temptation and the level of poverty...

Gigolo.
You no dey shame living off women and sharing it on SM

  She actually meant 71

Wow... Wow...wow...
Shame catch me on her behalf
Sleeping-with-teachers-for-marks-gang...
What if it were a longer and more difficult abbreviation like UNICEF or NATO?

U hear am, Abi?
Na your people...Chika Aliyu Nwamohammed

To God be all the glory!

A scammer is not a child of God and God doesn't block his children's access to everlasting life...

See English.. I have a headache just trying to piece the words together.
You for write pidgin na...

Why would you engage one photographer in the first place?
You engage at least two.
Same for cameraman

What is it with sniper suicides these days?
I think the FG should permanently ban its production or importation

Nawao, men don't box each other anymore.
They release their frustration on their wives and Children 
If the dumb proponents of this say the wives are sharp tongued, what about the children?
If you're not a coward try beating up those rude naija bus drivers and conductor.
I know you won't want to end up with broken ribs and skull.
That's why women should start striking back...Hard.
It's a good deterrent

Good for him or her. Let Tboss curse him or her very well with all the curses in the Holy Bible as well.
That's how you'll type or write your personal comment and opinion, some maggots too on this site who neither know you nor were referred to will feel their own opinions are more important and not yours.
That's how I place deserved curses on them too, he no concern me, cos if you don't have anything kind to tell someone, you shut up

Nawao, the reigning course in Naija now is Beatological Science, with specialisation in Feminine Beatology.
What are the women doing with their hands?
The strength of a man is down below.
As he's beating you, grab and twist it.
Or give it a kick or punch

Nawao, handiwork of village NRCs.
Reminds me of Ben Carson in "Gifted Hands" who always prayed before surgeries, major or minor.
We should take prayers seriously in everything we do, whether as executors of an act or recipients.
Imagine if that woman were of child bearing age and children lover!
As "simple" as going to the salon to have my hair done, I always pray to God to weave my hair through the hairdresser, so that it'll not turn out poorly