[A truck driver amused himself by running over lawyers as they walked down the side of the road. Every time he saw a lawyer walking along the road, he would swerve to hit him. There would be a loud "thud", and then he would swerve back on the road. As the truck driver drove along one day, he saw a priest hitch hiking, he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?" The priest said he was on his way to his church up the road. "I'll give you a lift." The priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road. Suddenly, the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road and instinctively swerved to hit him. At the last minute, he remembered he had a priest in the truck and swerved back onto the road. Even though he knew he missed the lawyer, he still heard a loud "thud." Unsure of where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors. When he didn't see anything, he turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry, Father. I almost hit a lawyer." The priest replied, "That's OK, I got him with the door]

A truck driver amused himself by running over lawyers as they walked down the side of the road. Every time he saw a lawyer walking along the road, he would swerve to hit him. There would be a loud "thud", and then he would swerve back on the road.

As the truck driver drove along one day, he saw a priest hitch hiking, he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"

The priest said he was on his way to his church up the road.

"I'll give you a lift."

The priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road. Suddenly, the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road and instinctively swerved to hit him. At the last minute, he remembered he had a priest in the truck and swerved back onto the road. Even though he knew he missed the lawyer, he still heard a loud "thud." Unsure of where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors. When he didn't see anything, he turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry, Father. I almost hit a lawyer."

The priest replied, "That's OK, I got him with the door."

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Posted: at 13-03-2009 10:07 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Whey d funny angle now?

Posted: at 13-03-2009 10:12 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Whey d funny angle now?

U BLIND,ABI U NEED INTERPRETER FOR UR LANGUAGE

Posted: at 13-03-2009 10:18 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

chie...

Posted: at 13-03-2009 10:20 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

my guy u funny. so priest also want kill lawyer.

Posted: at 13-03-2009 10:22 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

Na waoh,
u post joke persn no undastnd come ask questn im don come turn fight b dat or i resemble kristiantus?

Posted: at 13-03-2009 10:23 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Na waoh,
u post joke persn no undastnd come ask questn im don come turn fight b dat or i resemble kristiantus?

OH! U THINK SAY ME AND KRISTIANTUS DEY FIGHT?KRIS NA MY NWANNA OH. WE NO FIT FIGHT AT ALL. I STILL DEY WAIT FOR IM OWN COMMENT

Posted: at 13-03-2009 10:34 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Wel im don do u lik dat,
u try sha abi no b wetin u wan hear b dat.?

Posted: at 13-03-2009 10:39 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

now u're talking. U too much jo

Posted: at 13-03-2009 10:47 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

chie...

Posted: at 13-03-2009 10:49 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

passing

Posted: at 13-03-2009 11:12 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

pass quick quick

Posted: at 13-03-2009 11:37 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 13-03-2009 11:51 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

now i understand y ur size dey lyk dat. No wahala lol

Posted: at 13-03-2009 02:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 13-03-2009 02:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

fear dey catch u 2 voice.No fear cos i no seize ur voice,so talk Gwhy

Posted: at 13-03-2009 02:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

who u dey talk 2 na

Posted: at 13-03-2009 02:29 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

I go talk if u b woman na.

Posted: at 13-03-2009 02:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

una de fyt bcos of iphie or silly chick which 1

Posted: at 13-03-2009 02:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

na juju dem dey fight 4?

Posted: at 13-03-2009 03:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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