An old woman boarded a bus to
lagos from calabar told the driver;
"driver, if u reach Benin stop me
o!"The driver nodded and then
she shouted again" my children,
una don hear wetin I tell am?
Everybody responded YES MA.
On the long journey to lagos,
everybody slept off but this
woman never blinked. They never
knew she doesn't know Benin.
After several hours of driving, and
Lagos closeby.
And Benin is about 4hrs behind,The poor
woman then
asked; driver you never reach
benin ni? Ooooh!! The driver
exclaimed; madam benin is like
4hours behind us.
the woman
started crying"take me back to
Benin abeg I no wan wahala o!!!"
After all said. and considering the
age of the woman it was agreed,
that the driver should turn back back to
Benin.
On getting to
benin, the driver came
down,opened the door and told
the woman she is in Benin.
The woman simply opened her hand bag,
brought out a sachet of panadol,
removed two tablets and swallowed with the
bottle water
she was with.
She then smiled
and said; Na my daughter say if I
reach Benin, make I take 2 tablets
of Panadol,
Oya! Make we dey go
Lagos..
Goodmorning
Posted: at 15-06-2012 02:23 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming |
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