A man is stumbling thru d woods, totally drunk, wen he comes upon a pastor baptizing people in d river. He proceeds to walk into d water &  bumps into d pastor. D pastor turns around & is almost overcome by d smell of booze. But, he still manages to ask d drunk, "Are u ready to find Jesus?"
d drunk answers, "Yes,I am."
So d preacher grabs him & dunks him in d water. He pulls him up & asks d drunk, "Broda hav u found Jesus?"
D drunk replies, "No."
D pastor, shocked at d answer, dunks him into d water again but for a little longer dis time. He pulls him out of d water & asks again, "Hav u found Jesus, my broda?"
D drunk again answers, "No i haven't."
By dis time, d pastor is at his wits end so he dunks d drunk in d water again - but dis time he holds him down for about 30 secs.

When d drunk begins kicking his arms & legs, d pastor pulls him up.
d pastor asked d drunk again, "For d luv of God, hav u found Jesus?" D drunk wipes his eyes & catches his breath & says to d pastor, "Are u sure dis is where he fell in?

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Posted: at 9-04-2009 09:45 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

C wetin drink dey cus. Lololololol, chei! Funy

Posted: at 9-04-2009 09:59 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

posted b4

Posted: at 9-04-2009 10:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

My 1st time seeing it.

Posted: at 9-04-2009 10:53 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hmmm

Posted: at 9-04-2009 11:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

A man is stumbling thru d woods, totally drunk, wen he comes upon a pastor baptizing people in d river. He proceeds to walk into d water &  bumps into d pastor. D pastor turns around & is almost overcome by d smell of booze. But, he still manages to ask d drunk, "Are u ready to find Jesus?"
d drunk answers, "Yes,I am."
So d preacher grabs him & dunks him in d water. He pulls him up & asks d drunk, "Broda hav u found Jesus?"
D drunk replies, "No."
D pastor, shocked at d answer, dunks him into d water again but for a little longer dis time. He pulls him out of d water & asks again, "Hav u found Jesus, my broda?"
D drunk again answers, "No i haven't."
By dis time, d pastor is at his wits end so he dunks d drunk in d water again - but dis time he holds him down for about 30 secs.
When d drunk begins kicking his arms & legs, d pastor pulls him up.
d pastor asked d drunk again, "For d luv of God, hav u found Jesus?" D drunk wipes his eyes & catches his breath & says to d pastor, "Are u sure dis is where he fell in?

hahahahahhahahahahahaha

 

nice one

Posted: at 9-04-2009 11:24 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

no bi nice 1 na nice 2

Posted: at 9-04-2009 11:33 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

ok ooo
na u sabi sha

Posted: at 9-04-2009 11:34 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

@Recovered & Toks-E. Tanx

Posted: at 10-04-2009 06:47 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

hahaha! what a drunk!

Posted: at 10-04-2009 09:28 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

Posted b4040

Posted: at 10-04-2009 04:58 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

  very funny

Posted: at 10-04-2009 05:08 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Posted b4040

must you talk your own? Post make we laugh na.

Posted: at 10-04-2009 08:30 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

u wan laugh?

Posted: at 10-04-2009 08:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

?

Posted: at 11-04-2009 02:50 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

.

Posted: at 11-04-2009 03:01 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

@Emma. Come na so so dot you dey post? no wonder your post don almost reach 2000.Lol

Posted: at 11-04-2009 03:10 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

Very very funny.

Posted: at 11-04-2009 10:34 AM (15 years ago) | Hero

he dey ask na

Posted: at 11-04-2009 10:47 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

the drunk don disgrace the pastor

Posted: at 11-04-2009 02:18 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

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