Women Brain VS Men Brains

Date: 18-06-2009 4:00 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Glory John
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- at 18-06-2009 04:00 PM (14 years ago)
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OF COURSE , THERE ARE EXCEPTIONAL CASES ALWAYS
 
Women - Multiple process
 Women's brians designed to concentrate multiple task at a time.
Woment can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook the new receips.
Men - Single Process
Men's brain designed to concentrate only one work at a time. Men can not watch a TV and talking in phone same time. He stops the TV while Talking. He can either watch TV or talk over phone or cook.  Huh? Huh? Huh?

ANALYTICAL SKILL
Men's brain has lot of space for handling the analytical process. So easily he can analyze and find the solution for a process.
He can design (blue print) a map of a building easily.
If a complex map is viewed by women, she can not understand it. She can not understand the details of the map easily.
For her it is dump of lines in a paper.  Huh? Huh? Huh?


Posted: at 18-06-2009 04:00 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- enjoyment at 18-06-2009 04:07 PM (14 years ago)
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CAR DRIVING.
While driving a car, men's analytical spaces are used in his brain. He can drive a car fastly. if he see an object at long
distance, immediately his brain classifies the object(bus or van or car) direction and speed of the object and driving accordingly. Where as women take a long time to recognise the object direction/ speed. His single process mind stops the audio in the car(if any), then concentrating only on the driving.
You can offen watch, while men driving the car fastly, the women sit next to him will shoult, "GO SLOW" , "CARE FULL", "AAHHH", "OHH GOD.." ..etc..
WOMEN ARE THE BEST DRIVERS

Posted: at 18-06-2009 04:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rbest at 18-06-2009 04:20 PM (14 years ago)
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i concur
Posted: at 18-06-2009 04:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- enjoyment at 18-06-2009 04:43 PM (14 years ago)
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LIE
Many times, when men lie to women face to face, they got caught easily. Her super natural brain observe the facial expression 70%, and the body language 20% and the words comes from mouth 10%. So he is easily caught while lieing.
Men's brain does not have this.
Women easily lie to men face to face.
So guys, While lieing to your girls, use phone, or letter or close all the lights or cover your/her face with blanket.
Don't lie face to face.

Posted: at 18-06-2009 04:43 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- walerian at 18-06-2009 04:47 PM (14 years ago)
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weldone! pforessor employment.
fa fa fa foul
Posted: at 18-06-2009 04:47 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- enjoyment at 18-06-2009 04:58 PM (14 years ago)
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no be foul see this again

PROBLEM.
End of day, if men have lot of problems, his brain clearely classifys the problems and put into individual rooms of brain, the problems in individual room of brain and finding the solution one by one. You can see many guys looking on the sky's for a long times. If you disturb him, he gets irritated.
End of Day, if women have lot of problems, her brain can not clasify the problems. she wants some one to hear that. After telling everything to a person she goes happily to bed. She does not worry abt the problem solved or not.

Posted: at 18-06-2009 04:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- enjoyment at 18-06-2009 05:10 PM (14 years ago)
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LANGUAGE.
Women can easily learn many languages. Her brain set up. But can not find the solutions to problems
Men can not easily learn languages, he can easily solve the problems.
3 year old gal has three times higher vocabulary than 3 year old boy.

Posted: at 18-06-2009 05:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rbest at 18-06-2009 05:53 PM (14 years ago)
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fire more
Posted: at 18-06-2009 05:53 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- fireman at 18-06-2009 08:19 PM (14 years ago)
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So when the men look at the bust that chics have is that being analytical or ridiculous? Check the Guiness book of world records  the most versatile multi linguist is a guy.while the highet IQ is Marilyn Vos Savant please explain this anomaly.

Posted: at 18-06-2009 08:19 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Toks-E at 19-06-2009 12:33 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: enjoyment on 18-06-2009 04:07 PM
CAR DRIVING.
While driving a car, men's analytical spaces are used in his brain. He can drive a car fastly. if he see an object at long
distance, immediately his brain classifies the object(bus or van or car) direction and speed of the object and driving accordingly. Where as women take a long time to recognise the object direction/ speed. His single process mind stops the audio in the car(if any), then concentrating only on the driving.
You can offen watch, while men driving the car fastly, the women sit next to him will shoult, "GO SLOW" , "CARE FULL", "AAHHH", "OHH GOD.." ..etc..
WOMEN ARE THE BEST DRIVERS

u no serious  Grin Grin

Posted: at 19-06-2009 12:33 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- METRIX at 19-06-2009 03:24 AM (14 years ago)
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prof..i feel u

Posted: at 19-06-2009 03:24 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- enjoyment at 19-06-2009 11:45 AM (14 years ago)
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MEN
Men want status, success, solutions, big process… etc
Women want relationship, friends, family...etc…

Posted: at 19-06-2009 11:45 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- eric_nicky at 19-06-2009 03:03 PM (14 years ago)
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employment where u get these philosophies from

d greatest achivers in the world are men so... wetin u dey tok
Posted: at 19-06-2009 03:03 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- rbest at 19-06-2009 05:45 PM (14 years ago)
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watchin wit keen interest
Posted: at 19-06-2009 05:45 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- enjoyment at 19-06-2009 07:05 PM (14 years ago)
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UNHAPPY
if women are unhappy with their relations, she can not concentrate on work.
If men are unhappy with their work, he can not concentrae on the relations.

Posted: at 19-06-2009 07:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- fireman at 19-06-2009 07:07 PM (14 years ago)
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Well 4 men the logical approach to emotions cud be ignored if he knows he's got do a job damn the emotions.

Posted: at 19-06-2009 07:07 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- nollylove at 19-06-2009 07:49 PM (14 years ago)
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Very interesting
Posted: at 19-06-2009 07:49 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- GlamourPuss at 22-06-2009 11:17 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: enjoyment on 18-06-2009 04:00 PM
OF COURSE , THERE ARE EXCEPTIONAL CASES ALWAYS
 
Women - Multiple process
 Women's brians designed to concentrate multiple task at a time.
Woment can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook the new receips.
Men - Single Process
Men's brain designed to concentrate only one work at a time. Men can not watch a TV and talking in phone same time. He stops the TV while Talking. He can either watch TV or talk over phone or cook.  Huh? Huh? Huh?

ANALYTICAL SKILL
Men's brain has lot of space for handling the analytical process. So easily he can analyze and find the solution for a process.
He can design (blue print) a map of a building easily.
If a complex map is viewed by women, she can not understand it. She can not understand the details of the map easily.
For her it is dump of lines in a paper.  Huh? Huh? Huh?


hmm i dont agree about a complex map..
n if a woman can fully concentrate on duin 1 thing...and forget abt oda tins den shez smart
Posted: at 22-06-2009 11:17 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- enjoyment at 22-06-2009 09:24 PM (14 years ago)
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MAP
Men can easily locate the place in a complex map. His analytical brain does this. While watching a cricket match in a stadium with full of crowd, men can leave his seat to T shop and keeps everything in his mind and comes back to his seat with out problems. He uses his analytical skills space of brain.
Women can't do this. They offen lost their way to their seat.
 
LIFE
Life is very easy to Men. One good job, One alcohol bottle is enough for him.
Women want everything in life.

Posted: at 22-06-2009 09:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- enjoyment at 22-06-2009 09:27 PM (14 years ago)
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SPEECH
Women use indirect languages in speech.
Geetha asked Vijay, "vijay do you like to have a cup of cofee?"
This means, Geetha really want a cup of cofee.     
In the morning..... .."do you think, will it be good to have an Omlette for breakfast"
Men use direct language. "Geetha, I want to have a cup of cofee, Pls stop the car when you see a cofee shop".
In the morning...." Can you please prepare an omlette for breakfast".

Posted: at 22-06-2009 09:27 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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