1.Three men: one American, one Russian and one Antartian where discussing which country had the best space program. The Russian said, "Well that's easy, guys. It was us as we launched the first man into space and no one can beat that." The American disagreed and stated, "No, mate, the Americans have the best space program, as we walked on the moon first. No one can possibly
beat that." But the Antartian spoke up, "No guys, you're both wrong. The Antartians are going to have the best space program as we are going to put the first man on the sun!" Both the American and Russian where in fits of laughter after hearing this and asked how this was possible without burning up? The Antartian simply replied, "Well, we have this fool proof plan; we're going during the night

2.Two Antartians are walking down the street. One finds a little mirror, and looks in it. She looks again, and again.
Puzzled, she says to her friend, "I just know I've seen this face before!"
"Give it to me", says the other Antartian. She looks in the mirror and says, "Of course, silly! It's me!"

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Posted: at 21-08-2009 01:02 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie

real mumus

Posted: at 21-08-2009 11:26 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

kolo people..........

Posted: at 21-08-2009 11:47 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

Next

Posted: at 21-08-2009 01:03 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

previous

Posted: at 25-08-2009 12:19 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

 

Posted: at 25-08-2009 01:41 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

dumb and deaf

Posted: at 25-08-2009 06:59 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

not worth it!

Posted: at 26-08-2009 10:49 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

nice one

Posted: at 26-08-2009 11:00 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

lol

Posted: at 4-09-2009 09:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hmmmmmm

Posted: at 4-09-2009 09:52 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

ok

Posted: at 4-09-2009 09:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

crase boy y u change ur pix

Posted: at 4-09-2009 09:59 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

dat one don tire me

Posted: at 4-09-2009 10:03 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

and u change again

Posted: at 4-09-2009 10:11 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

I cant stop laughing... good one m8!

Posted: at 4-09-2009 10:40 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie

u better stop b4 u piss 4 body

Posted: at 4-09-2009 10:46 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

hehehee

Posted: at 4-09-2009 10:50 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

wetin do u

Posted: at 4-09-2009 10:53 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

cool man

Posted: at 7-09-2009 09:12 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

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