“Dokubo Asari Hired Us To Kill Buhari” — Arrested Suspect Confess

Date: 30-07-2014 7:41 am (9 years ago) | Author: usman jega
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We received reports Yesterday that the clearly homosegxwal cross-dresser suspect arrested at the site of the bomb explosion on Maj. General Buhari’s life at Kawo market in Kaduna, has said that Asari Dokubo, the Niger Delta terrorizing leader paid N1 million each to five members of the assassination squad to kill the General last week.

A clearly homosegxwal man dressed as a woman was arrested shortly after the attempt on Buhari’s life in the vicinity of the explosion; and was linked to the assassination attempt according to the DSS. A suicide bomber driving a Toyota Sienna chased and rammed into the General’s car and set off an explosion that injured three aides and killed over 80 at the market close by.

However the reality of the story as it’s most obvious is that the homosegxwal cross-dresser suspect arrested likely had no connection to the Buhari bombing.Remember the suicide bomber chased the Buhari convoy for a considerable distance before getting close enough to detonate his bombs at the market. It is improbable and frankly impossible for the suicide bomber to have remained unscathed (1), been a cross-dresser homosegxwal (2) at the same time and been caught by the hopeless Nigerian security services at the scene of the crime (3). That is three impossibilities of equal weight.
The suicide bomber was definitely blown to bits when the car exploded killing dozens in the vicinity; was not gay and was not successfully caught by our barely existent security men. The Nigerian security men simply picked up a cross-dresser queer individual and claimed this was the suspect and later that he was even the master-mind, to pretend some efficiency and wash-away the case.
 
After beating the ‘gajeezeez’ out of the cross-dresser, he is singing the songs that come to his mind; that “Asari Dokubo sponsored five of them with 1 million Naira apiece to kill ex-head of state, General Buhari.” With the ‘rubbish’ being advertised in this investigation, the APC has described the handling of terror and insurgency in Nigeria as clearly beyond the capacity of the Jonathan government and called on an urgent international investigation of the assassination attempt.

Quoting their statement:
“Could the person who drove the vehicle that was rammed into the General’s convoy have survived the explosion that was triggered by that action? Could the innocent passers-by who died in the blast not have been arrested and paraded as the ‘suspected masterminds’ if they had survived the blast? Clearly, the arrest of the pervert and his sickening description as a ‘suspected mastermind’ have kick-started the process of muddling the waters, as is usually the case with such high-profile cases.”

“This is why an urgent international inquiry into the attack is desirable and imperative, and anyone who is committed to an impartial probe of the attack on the opposition leader should embrace our call.” Media commentators were a bit pleasantly surprised that the usually doubting Asari Dokubo immediately tweeted that he believed the assassination; and explained that he saw it as a plan by elements to cause chaos in Nigeria to enable a military take-over. Assuming he is not the prime suspect spilling the beans, this is evidently some progress in people’s attitudes in Nigeria.

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Posted: at 30-07-2014 07:41 AM (9 years ago) | Newbie
- jar84 at 30-07-2014 08:28 AM (9 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 30-07-2014 08:28 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dickman2 at 30-07-2014 08:32 AM (9 years ago)
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na lie..
Posted: at 30-07-2014 08:32 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Freshlycrazy at 30-07-2014 08:42 AM (9 years ago)
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this is a case of using 1 stone to kill 2 birds...
Posted: at 30-07-2014 08:42 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- angesco at 30-07-2014 08:49 AM (9 years ago)
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If I were to pay someone one million naira to kill someone - my first choice of assassin would be a sharp - shooter. I would not use a bomb. I would use the best long range arms to kill from a distance and LEAVE no evidence.

It appears just like the airport officials who welcomed an Ebola carrier - our "security" officials are looking for ways to detangle themselves from another cock-up.

They now want the nation to turn on crossdressers, people of Delta state and anything else we think the cause of WOES.

Nigeria cetainly needs REAL good luck and patience to get through these trials.
Posted: at 30-07-2014 08:49 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Wysetots at 30-07-2014 09:09 AM (9 years ago)
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I doubt the authenticity of this news.
Then again......Both Asari and Buhari are men of similar character. EVIL
Posted: at 30-07-2014 09:09 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- kelemann at 30-07-2014 09:35 AM (9 years ago)
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Na correct lie. Why all the people wey dem arrest since never talk who send dem. enemies of oga jona don come
Posted: at 30-07-2014 09:35 AM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- schmit at 30-07-2014 09:43 AM (9 years ago)
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Na wa ooo dis matter get as he be
Posted: at 30-07-2014 09:43 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Mobbysmartins at 30-07-2014 09:46 AM (9 years ago)
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APC Dramatics....Hausa/Fulani plot,we are watching to see where this will lead to.
Posted: at 30-07-2014 09:46 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ken10000 at 30-07-2014 10:33 AM (9 years ago)
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It Is a big lie oh.
Posted: at 30-07-2014 10:33 AM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- odprince at 30-07-2014 10:44 AM (9 years ago)
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WHY ALL THE BOKO HARAM NEVER TALK THOSE WHO SEND THEM???NOW USELESS SSS OR DSS OR THOSE IDIOTIC POLICE...OYA..OVER TO YOU..FOOLS.....BUHARI IS A BOKO HARAM NUMBER ONE MAN....
Posted: at 30-07-2014 10:44 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- gwadagwa at 30-07-2014 10:45 AM (9 years ago)
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Cock and bull story.they are telling 1 year old baby Angry Angry Angry Angry Huh?
Posted: at 30-07-2014 10:45 AM (9 years ago) | Newbie
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- isimhemen at 30-07-2014 11:06 AM (9 years ago)
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One of the plots through which  2015 presidential  election will not be free and fare as has  started in earnest. One can hardly tell who is who in between.
Posted: at 30-07-2014 11:06 AM (9 years ago) | Newbie
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- Orojoe at 30-07-2014 11:16 AM (9 years ago)
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Mumu lie
Posted: at 30-07-2014 11:16 AM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- dareper at 30-07-2014 11:41 AM (9 years ago)
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If they even kill am e for better. Useless idiots. Fool!
Posted: at 30-07-2014 11:41 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- chylind5 at 30-07-2014 12:05 PM (9 years ago)
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I wish that they succeeded. By now I would have been celebrating
Posted: at 30-07-2014 12:05 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Larry28 at 30-07-2014 12:41 PM (9 years ago)
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This story is not true
Posted: at 30-07-2014 12:41 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- cocoeni at 30-07-2014 01:25 PM (9 years ago)
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story
Posted: at 30-07-2014 01:25 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- ajanni at 30-07-2014 01:44 PM (9 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 30-07-2014 01:44 PM (9 years ago) | Grande Master
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- ifegazie at 30-07-2014 02:17 PM (9 years ago)
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Bihari dis 1 no work, look 4 anoda way.
Posted: at 30-07-2014 02:17 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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