>
> his house for an early afternoon quickie. "Don't worry," he
>
> assures her, "my wife is out of town on a business trip, so
>
> there's no risk."
>
> As one thing leads to another, the woman reaches into her
> purse and suddenly gasps, "We have to stop! I forgot to
> bring birth control!"
>
> "No problem," he replies, "I'll get my wife's diaphragm."
> After a few minutes of searching, he returns to the bedroom
>
> in a fury. "That bitch!" he exclaims. "She took it with
> her!
> I always knew she didn't trust me!"
>
>
>
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